"No it's potato pomastifuckinglie"

"You step out for 300 Godamn years and a bunch of gossip girls turn your whole life into the Nuremburg Trials?"

Alternate timelines are always a fun treat on this show.

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♪ Something, something, Fillory ♪
♪ A most amazing land
♪ Butt-fucked by catastrophe,
and way before we planned ♪

♪ La, la, blah, blah, Fillory
♪ A land without a god
♪ Needs a brand-new hero,
a strapping lad named-- ♪

- Todd, please stop.

♪ The evil forces
enter a forest glade ♪
♪ Coming from
a distant realm to invade ♪

♪ We have to seal the door of death ♪
♪ We'll come for every one
♪ Destroying all of nature
♪ Buh, buh, blah, blah, smeveryone ♪

♪ The horny, horny--


The horny what? THE HORNY WHAT?!

:sweat_smile:

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So the Dark King is actually dark? Who would've thought... :D

This time I wasn't surprised by the "twist" at the end. I wasn't sure about it but him creating The Takers seemed like a realistic possibility.

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