Any review you read saying it isn’t that bad is from people who don’t watch enough movies. Every minute is ripped, terribly, from better films. Bobby Rod saw a few too many Nolan movies and thinks he can compete by plagiarizing his work.
I’ve seen this plot line…Debbie don’t need no more kids.
I throughly enjoy campy horror that knows it’s campy and isn’t trying to be something it’s not. This is leagues better than the first in story telling and acting, neither of which are really all that important to this kind of movie but boy does it help. Sure, it’s dumb. If you didn’t know that going in and are upset it didn’t live up to your standards, that’s on you.
Don’t look up how Jack Jr. died…Jesus Christ.
Classic Crane Dinner Disaster with plenty of Frasiering shit up
Under no circumstances will I watch this film again.
I wish I liked found footage but even if I did, I’d still hate these characters.
A Get Out formula with some Dracula sprinkled into a Ready or Not clone. Watch the movies it ripped off instead.
This is way more fun than the reviews lead me to believe. It’s always going to be a goofy premise but SciFi put up a respectable entry in a garbage franchise. The, dare I say, protagonists are super unlikable but trying their best with the script they have. Between the kid getting hit with the car and crucified corn Jesus it honesty has everything you could want.
That first case really fucking set the tone for my expectations of this show.
I wanted this to be Cube 4.
My fault, I should have at least watched a trailer first.
Blattys dialogue delivered by Scott & Dourif is pretty exceptional for a third entry in a franchise. I think you could cut 20 minutes and tighten it up for near perfection.
It tries to be elevated horror at the expense of horror and elevation.
As a kid I remember this episode really bummed me out. I think I’ll keep this one off future rewatches.
Nah man, this lyin’ bitch still lyin’.
Tommy, your timing is just downright horrendous
