Brad G

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Nightcrawler

Honestly Gyllenhaal nailed his role. What an insane take on a lifestyle that is actually some peoples job. Well done movie

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

This was easily the weakest of the series. I daresay its barely even about the human centipede. It should be called "German Warden Yells at People" instead.

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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

This is one of the first times I've seen an unnecessary documentary. The reporter that discovered the "hitchhiker" is so wildly memorized by the most mundane facts about this guy it's kinda embarrassing. If I wanted to sum this up with no spoilers

Don't meet your heroes and it's okay to be cautious when it comes to anyone who doesn't have an address.

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The Walking Dead: 9x16 The Storm

This episode was a horrible follow up to the episode right before. There is almost nothing stimulating in the whole episode and the snow just feels like a gimmick to get you to watch. Might be better off just pretending the last episode was the finale

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Honeymoon

Well acted, but a total mess of a storyline. Really every question you have is never answered. Also feels like a romantic comedy for the first 20m. Completely skipable movie.

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The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window

This was a fun satire that was just entertaining enough to keep me invested until the very end. A mixture of not being sure what's real or not is always a fun way to keep an audience engaged. That being said the ending was very disappointing, unfortunately. A solid attempt but stumble due to trying to "subvert expectations"

The ending doesn't really give much closure, did the father know his daughter was a serial killer? Did he help her cover it up? Did I miss the part where the daughter gained superhuman strength? How did she dispose of the body of the flight attendant she killed without raising any warning or fight a full-grown adult (Anna) head-on and be a threat? There is no way a child is strong enough to support any of this, I know it's a TV show but come on. could have at least given her an accomplice.

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Brightburn

Let's call it the "horror" superman. It was violent, visually stimulating, and incredibly cliche. Its soooo realistic to the point that nothing is really that surprising if that makes sense. No characters are really worth rooting for

If you watch this you'll probably be left feeling unfulfilled and/or wish you had done something different with your time.

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Stranger Things: 2x07 Chapter Seven: The Lost Sister

All the characters were such be troupes of themselves it felt like this episode was a try-out for these other characters, only Eleven felt like an organic character. Not a great episode.

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Skyline

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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The Great Wall

The pageantry of the battles sold me, combination of fantasy, action with oriental art themes.
Weird recommendation, but if you ever played any of Dynasty/Samurai Warriors video games, you'll like this movie.

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The Canal

Not badly done, very big build up which makes you feel you got it figured out but will make you start second guessing it. I will say there is one scene that might be the most gross thing you've ever seen.

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Beyond

Let me quickly say this is NOT an alien movie. So if you're looking for that or a sci-fi, this is not your movie. Think of the movie "The Road" and this is pretty much it. But not as good

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Mall

This was not a very good movie, think slow motion scenes makes up for about 1/3 of the length of the whole movie. And honestly it's barely about a mall shooting

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The Human Race

It was a fresh and intriguing idea but kinda went too far with it.

Two of the characters are deaf-mute's that absolutely break the flow of the movie with what I can only imagine is another attempt at something out of the ordinary. Instead its time consuming and almost an insult to the condition.

Also ending kinda just threw the whole movie away.

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Mine Games

Much more thought out storyline than usual! Worth a watch!

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