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I can't give this 0 stars, in fact it deserves negative stars because it is just utterly bad.
I'm not saying that because f the content, such as it is, but overall it is terrible, from production to dialogue, acting to cinematography, simply everything about this film is the worst, in fact, I think this nnow has the title of the worst film I have ever seen..

I saw a review that said go in blind, luckily the descriptions both here and on IMDB give nothing away so I was able to do exactly that and I have to admit it was the perfect suggestion.
This movie surprised me with it's execution, the casting was spot on, I just needed the character of Vern to be a bit more hammy.
The only thing missing to make this a potential cult classic would have been some nudity, but in fairness, it did what it set out to do quite well I believe.

I could not shake the feeling that the actors were reading their lines from idiot cards just off camera, the dialogue was so poorly delivered I know I could do better myself.
Other than the lead actor none of the others seemed capable of portraying emotion, which for the lead character was entirely essential otherwise you would just simply hate this movie and it would be completely intolerable.

After having watched Rise of Cobra and Retaliation this movie came as a monumental disappointment, everything about it was poor, considering the cast ensemble, doubly disappointing.

At one point it felt like it was really going somewhere and truly had an opportunity to pull out something great, but it just trailed off and did nothing, such a shame.

Wherever you look it is listed under genres as a comedy, horror, thriller, I have to take issue with the comedytag because there are literally no comedic elements whatsoever within this film. Sure, some of the characters are laughable but that does not make a movie a comedy.
Overall this passes as decent just don't expect anything funny in it

Standard Statham fair but with a half decent supporting cast