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"Mental health isn't really something I have myself, but I very much respect people who do."

"Uh, yeah, look, I'd love to chat, but I'm just kind of petting this dog right now. It's not the best time."

"Today, we have had enough, and like Dikembe Mutombo says, 'No, no, no! We're not gonna take it!'"

"I cannot believe she hasn't called me."
"Well, have you called her?"
"Ah, no. She was the one that left, plus she is the one that rings me."
"It's sort of funny in a way, isn't it? Because if you were a bit more like me, this argument probably wouldn't be happening. Like, because my sort of approach is to kind of just go with the flow. Whereas your approach is to sort of... scream abuse at the flow until it starts crying."
"How's that working out for you? Just because last time I checked, you flowed right into living in your sister's house, sobbing in the bathroom at night."
"I do not sob, OK? I'm not sobbing."
"Well, I hope that's you crying, because if that is you masturbating then you need help."

"Well, I mean, I could go out if I wanted to, like, all the time, but just... sometimes I just, uh...enjoy the comfort of being near a toilet."

"The good thing about low self-esteem, there's less embarrassment."

"I don't mess around when it comes to getting land back."

"You put the 'douche' in 'fiduciary.'"

"I'm going to take a photo of my butthole and send it to this man."
"Cary, this is such beautiful progress."

"Oh, my God. Tell the truth.You're never gonna ride my ass hard, are you?"

"...but it is worth it, because that body is toight."

"I'm so lonely I'm gonna masturbate myself to death."

"Michael Antonioni", Buñuel film poster - cinephile, are you? :)

Mon dieu, who wouldn't have five minutes for Esther Garrel?

"I instinctively distrust men who know so well what God wants them to do, 'cause I notice it seems to always coincide with their own desires."

"Don't you ever forget the battles you fought and won."

oh my, the coronavirus feelings.

"I don't hate ducks. I hate THAT duck."