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The Mist

Well, not the ending I expected. I can't imagine how much that would suck.

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Oppenheimer
Aliens

I'm going to be the odd one out here. I actually prefer Aliens over Alien. Where Alien is a scifi horror movie, a little slower paced, very focused on the eerie horrifying factor, Aliens is full on action-horror. Some think the action is over-the-top, and I'd say that's a fair assessment.

But I also really like that. I like seeing them fight back against the aliens. I'm a huge fan of action-horror and really enjoy how fast-paced this movie is. The plot of Alien is vastly superior, but there's something really satisfying about Aliens that makes it one of my favorites in the Alien franchise.

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Blade: Trinity
Resident Evil

i forgot how much i loved resident evil. this was always one of my favorite shows growing up. i had a crazy obsession with zombies and milla jovovich was such a badass.

is it great in a technical sense? no. the acting is dramatic and yet still emotionally flat. the plot is your average hero vs. undefeatable enemy. it's nothing exceptional.

but it does bring back so many great memories and for that it will always be one of my favorite zombie films.

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Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Ah, r-slurs and rape jokes. Classic.

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The Requin

How are you gonna call it a shark movie when the sharks don't come in until 75% of the way through?

The acting and bad special effects ruined this one way before I saw a dorsal fin. I've been binge watching shark movies for the past week and this is by far one of the worst ones I've seen yet.

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The Martian
Pray Away
Troll

A troll is awakened from it's slumber and destroys everything in it's path on a mission to go back home. This movie was full of action and adventure from start to finish, with a unique spin on Norwegian troll mythology. Definitely different from anything I've seen before.

The graphics are phenomenal and the cast did an amazing job. I adored Gard Eidsvold's character Tobias and Ine Marie Wilmann did just as great of a job playing his daughter.

The ending left the book open for a possible sequel and as much as I enjoyed this movie, I would love to see it.

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The Burning Sea

This was a good action/drama film! I've watched a few oil rig films and I thought I knew where this one was going, but the direction of this one really took me by surprise.

My only complaint is that the characters could have probably been swapped out by completely different people mid-movie and I wouldn't have noticed. There wasn't great development pre-disaster and so I wasn't very engaged by what was happening. Stakes didn't feel all that high even though they should have.

But the plot and cinematography was good. I can't imagine the horror of something like this happening in the real world. What a nightmare.

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Four Hours at the Capitol

This was a good documentary. It doesn't tell the whole story and a lot was excluded, but I was relieved to see that they included interviews of people that were there rather than filming a retelling of MSM reporting.

What happened to Michael Fanone is nothing short of tragic and I hope that he and his family are doing alright.

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Pet Fooled
DC League of Super-Pets

Surprisingly very good. I am not a huge DC person, but I have to admit, this was both cute and hilarious. Well worth the watch.

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Take Your Pills
The Bad Guys

good movie. cute, entertaining, wholesome. i really enjoyed it.

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Dead Asleep
Blade Runner

This movie was very slow, which I think lent well to the dystopian theme, but the plot wasn't exciting enough to keep me hooked and interested. Like more recent dark, dystopian movies that are slow paced, I think this just wasn't for me.

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The Northman

I know this show is getting bad reviews but personally I thought it was phenomenal. Amazing example of dark norse tales, which many times don't have happy endings.

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Ranveer vs Wild with Bear Grylls

This was unexpectedly entertaining. Ranveer Singh has a heart of gold.

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Queen of the Damned

When this movie came out I was 6 or 7 and I swear to you Aaliyah playing Akasha was my first tv crush. I rewatched this movie I don't know how many times.

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, and D&D?

I'm in.

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Crush

I used to watch a shit ton of cheesy high school romcoms when I was a teen and it just feels like life has finally come full circle seeing two women as the starring roles. It's nice to see kids on screen that are like me. The representation is great and isn't focused around a hateful family or scary coming-out story. It feels nice to finally have shows normalizing wlw relationships.

Plus the show itself was cute. Auli'i was amazing, as I already knew she would be. Several parts were absolutely hilarious (the principal had me laughing so much) and it had a wholesome message about standing up for what you believe in.

Pretty great.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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dropping by to leave my raving review and support johnny's work -

johnny's character makes this entire show and pirates is nothing without him. jd brings so much authenticity and vibrancy to his characters that it's impossible to ignore his talent. he's brought so much of his own craftsmanship and creativity into building and creating the captain jack sparrow that i can't imagine anyone else playing the part.

nearly 20 years later and this movie still stands up. i love it.

also shout out to that elementary school friend i had who would obsessively rewatch this show with me when we were kids and wrote a script for pirates 2 with me. we thought we were gonna make it big. i remember you boo!

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Morbius

Well, the movie was good. It was full of action, the sound was great, the acting was good, I loved the characters and the plot but... shame I didn't find out until after watching it that the main actor has a whole host of SA and Pedophilia accusations against him (from accusers and peers in the industry as witness) that he's never bothered to address. :/ not feeling too good about the casting crew just pretending that doesn't exist when other actors entire careers are destroyed for the same.

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The Batman

i'm not going to rate it, because clearly i was not the intended audience for this movie. cinematically it is gold. pattinson's batman is also the most accurate to source material i've seen -

but this movie was so damn slow. i was so bored. it just felt unnecessarily long for no reason just so they could squeeze in all of the cinematic shots, and then the plot didn't make up for the wait.

this one wasn't for me.

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Uncharted
The Adam Project

this was good. i like ryan reynolds movies. it lacked depth but there was action, fighting, and jokes, so i'm here for it.

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Ron's Gone Wrong

This was a good, wholesome show. Great for families and the message is very relevant to this day and age.

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Army of One

This was just a really bad plot.

They killed her husband so she goes on a rampage and kills all of them?? A major part of this story is that she's supposed to be ex-military, ie highly trained - you don't become highly trained in this way by acting with as little logic as this woman. I can appreciate movies made for the sake of action (and even violence/revenge) but I prefer my stories to have a reasonable plot and this one just does not. The decisions she makes (and the decisions made during filming) present a very disjointed and, at times, conflicting plot.

I'm not usually the type of movie watcher that cares as much about the details. I don't care if the gun they shot eight times should only be able to shoot six or if a character is typing gibberish on a computer and it looks like expert research or hacking. I get it, some details are sacrificed for the sake of plot. Whatever. But in this case even the plot itself has huge conflicts that make the movie difficult to watch.

This one wasn't my cup of tea.

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