Shout by Sheldon Nylander

BloodRayne 2005

Great mysteries of the last 100 years:

What happened to Amelia Earhart?
Who was the Zodiac Killer?
How exactly did Uwe Boll get an actor of Ben Kingsley's pedigree to perform in this steaming pile of crap?

This was truly an awful movie. From terrible dialogue, one-dimensional characters, and a plot and motivations that make no sense, this is horribleness of epic proportions. Heck, the sex scene that takes place in the middle of the movie is simply for the purposes of seeing Kristanna Loken naked. Seriously, there is no reason for it at all, no character relationships, nothing. Even the incidental music soundtrack sounds like little more than a chimpanzee making a half-hearted attempt to bang out "Chop Sticks" on a keyboard.

Truly terrible with no redeeming value.

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