Shout by Theli Lavan

Too Old to Die Young 2019

It...
is..
just...

TOO...
TEDIOUS...
TO...
WATCH...
SOBER

It took me two time to get through the first episode, due to falling asleep. Everything is excruciatingly slow...
the camera pans, the dialog, character walking, even the coke whore!

It's what I'd expect from a movie made by a postal service, or DMV employee.

Every...
single...
insignificant...
moment...
is...
punctuated...
by...
a...
dramatic...
pause!

I tried. I really tried. But about 10 minutes into the second episode, and I was just getting peeved. I couldn't take another hour and a half of it!

Maybe if someone was doing speed ball, it might work... cocaine to stay awake, and heroin to keep from slitting your own throat!

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