My name is Barry Allen and I'm the... weakest hero alive. I'm so sorry about everything and it's all my fault. I have so many locks on my door one would thing I didn't have superpowers. I'm glad my awesome wife and her awesome friends know I am the Flash cause I sure as hell don't remember that. I also think it's superswell that they are Team Citizen and I just LOVED the long pause as they look into the great beyond. I'm the Flash, or at least I was... Now I'm just The Streak. Cause my wife invented that word and it resembles the streak of shit in my underpants that I constantly have these last seasons.

Oh and Mohinder... He's in this too. I keep forgetting.

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@mansemat LMFAO DEAD. Bless this comment.

Dammit, Barry! (chorus)

@mansemat someone should hire you to write for this show. Way more entertaining that the past few seasons.

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