bullet points because it's been four hours and no hay brain cells aqui
• it's a watchable four hours i'll give it that. i definitely got more bored at the end of rotk and all its lil transition end scenes but then i'm also a plebe • zack snyder is a great director but this was such a director's movie. like just a giant exercise in navel-gazing. i'm pretty sure no one can come as close to directors and musicians in terms of sheer pretension. this is a superhero film, not a work of art. the one thing the whedon cut had going for it is that it wasn't taking itself nearly as seriously as this did. • that said this cut definitely gave the story the time it deserved. all the origins were appreciated. i wish the flash wasn't the barry allen iteration, because frankly the cw series already gets the millennial man pain on point and there's really no place for it on the big screen in 2021 • kudos to the amazonian actresses who manage to look convincingly badass and like they're actually interacting with real life objects even when the cgi around them is questionable at best • most of the good acting comes from the minor characters which makes for such a weird sensation as a viewer • cyborg is the best character of the group but also, can we take some cues from the movie upgrade? that's how technologically enhanced humans should behave and i refuse to be told otherwise • god henry cavill is a work of art to look at he doesn't even need to do anything and i love him
Review by hannahBlockedParent2021-03-20T11:15:27Z
bullet points because it's been four hours and no hay brain cells aqui
• it's a watchable four hours i'll give it that. i definitely got more bored at the end of rotk and all its lil transition end scenes but then i'm also a plebe
• zack snyder is a great director but this was such a director's movie. like just a giant exercise in navel-gazing. i'm pretty sure no one can come as close to directors and musicians in terms of sheer pretension. this is a superhero film, not a work of art. the one thing the whedon cut had going for it is that it wasn't taking itself nearly as seriously as this did.
• that said this cut definitely gave the story the time it deserved. all the origins were appreciated. i wish the flash wasn't the barry allen iteration, because frankly the cw series already gets the millennial man pain on point and there's really no place for it on the big screen in 2021
• kudos to the amazonian actresses who manage to look convincingly badass and like they're actually interacting with real life objects even when the cgi around them is questionable at best
• most of the good acting comes from the minor characters which makes for such a weird sensation as a viewer
• cyborg is the best character of the group but also, can we take some cues from the movie upgrade? that's how technologically enhanced humans should behave and i refuse to be told otherwise
• god henry cavill is a work of art to look at he doesn't even need to do anything and i love him