Shout by Dann Michalski

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2009

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is an affront to all that is good and decent in this world. The animated series never made too much sense, but you just went with it because it was fun. Yet this non-American G.I. Joe makes no damn sense whatsoever and insults anyone trying to apply any. The story is atrocious and deserves a mantel in the pantheon of bad ideas. And, the acting ranges from bad to awful; except for maybe one or two actors who don’t fail spectacularly. If the special effects were any good the film might have been tolerable, but they’re not. Most of special effects just make the film more ridiculous and unbearable to watch. Over-the-top and out of control, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is an embarrassment to the franchise.

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