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Jeff: "By the time I finish this sentence, 100 people will have died in China."
[Troy drops book]
Troy: "Why... did you stop talking?"

• Chang got his kids uniforms
• Jeff, gee whiz. Summer meant that much to you?
• Shirley and Pierce sus about Jeff's eulogy
• God damn, Jeff, what a eulogy

Dean: "Okay, Jeff, this is a funeral. Let's keep it light."

Annie: "Edison out!"

Dean: "Just promise me you'll use restraint."
Chang: "Yep. Every type we got."

Chang: "Gentlemen!"
Kids: "All hail Chang!"

Pierce: "Look, I don't know how this got out of hand either. But as a student who's been at Greendale for over a decade, I think I've earned the right to say a few final words."
Dean: "I'm sorry."
Pierce: "Thank you, thank you. Let's burn this mother down!"

• Pierce, lmao

Dean: "Tomorrow, they are having a hearing to investigate the ringleaders of the riot, aka the Greendale Seven."

• The Greendale Seven? Oh, no

Pierce: "How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale Six?"
Shirley: "Pierce!"
Pierce: "How about the Greendale Five?"

Chang: "Now the only person getting replaced around here is you."

• Dean replacement!

Board member: "You are hereby expelled from Greendale Community College. May God have mercy on your souls."

Troy: "And Britta, you're not the worst."
[Britta turns.]
Troy: "You're the best."
[Britta smiles.]
Abed: "He's right. Things are bad. But we're together. That makes this the perfect timeline."
Pizza guy: "Wait. There are other timelines?"