Review by Clobby Clobsters

Amphibia: Season 1

1x13 Dating Season

7

Review by Clobby Clobsters
BlockedParentSpoilers2021-12-11T03:16:25Z

  • Somehow, we haven't reached any of the moments in the opening title sequence
  • Omg, where has Ivy been this whole time?

Ivy: [Low voice.] "Do you like being randomly attacked?"
Anne: "Not at all!"
Ivy: [Normal voice.] "Well, too bad. See you later, Sprig." [Sinister voice.] "But you won't see me."

Hop Pop: "I'm getting the courtship kit." [Running up stairs.]
Anne: "This is so exciting! I'm gonna go get my dating magazines. BRB!" [Runs off.]
[Awkward silence.]
Polly: "I don't actually care."

Hop Pop: "If our families merge, WE'LL BE RICH!"

Hop Pop: "All right, boy, go get that lucrative business relationship! I mean, romantic relationship."
[Chuckles.]
Hop Pop: "Saved it."

  • Did Hop Pop just slap Sprig's butt?

Polly: "Uh, counterpoint. Why don't we just LEAVE THEM ALONE?!"

Hop Pop: "Sprig, next time we won't get the courtship kit out until you're good and ready. Now I can focus on finding love for Polly."
Polly: "NO!"

  • But Polly's even younger than Sprig. How does this show keep getting away with this?

Anne: "Oh, you just fell in love with her, didn't you?"
Sprig: "Yeah, I just fell in love with her."

  • I support this ship
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