CONS - Terrible visuals. The CGI and lighting is completely off, destroying any sense of immersion. - Woke diversity nonsense kills off the remaining realism: random people are now gay or black. The latter is especially cringy, because no black woman would have been accepted in Gal Gadot's school for rich aristocracts in the early or mid 20th century. This kind of historical revisionism is dangerous and kinda racist. - That same black girl is portrayed like an aggressive tank girl full of self esteem, hurling insults and btchy comments at everyone, including a potential EMPLOYER. Bro. Instagram egirls might do this in 2020, but not black girls in 1937. At least try to aim for some realism. - Three days since watching the movie, and I can pretty much only remember the 4 main characters. The other 10 were completely forgettable. - The final scene was terrible! Poirot standing at one end of the ship, shooting a gun for no reason, trapping the entire cast in one room and a camera drone flying around him like its some action movie. WTF. - The proof that made the murderers give up? I didnt get it. And I know the old movie by heart.
Review by SkytheBlockedParent2022-05-09T19:17:07Z
PROS
+ Dunno
CONS
- Terrible visuals. The CGI and lighting is completely off, destroying any sense of immersion.
- Woke diversity nonsense kills off the remaining realism: random people are now gay or black. The latter is especially cringy, because no black woman would have been accepted in Gal Gadot's school for rich aristocracts in the early or mid 20th century. This kind of historical revisionism is dangerous and kinda racist.
- That same black girl is portrayed like an aggressive tank girl full of self esteem, hurling insults and btchy comments at everyone, including a potential EMPLOYER. Bro. Instagram egirls might do this in 2020, but not black girls in 1937. At least try to aim for some realism.
- Three days since watching the movie, and I can pretty much only remember the 4 main characters. The other 10 were completely forgettable.
- The final scene was terrible! Poirot standing at one end of the ship, shooting a gun for no reason, trapping the entire cast in one room and a camera drone flying around him like its some action movie. WTF.
- The proof that made the murderers give up? I didnt get it. And I know the old movie by heart.