Jesse: "What's the matter? Can't you handle your mom? You wimp! You're a total mommy wimp!"

Danny: "Oh, and I suppose you handle your mom differently?"

Jesse: "I play my mom like a piano. Yeah."

Danny's Mom, Claire, comes in from the kitchen.

Claire: "Well, I'm glad you're back. Come on in!"

Two women walk in.

Jesse: "Your mom called our moms?"

Claire: "Yes, I thought that Irene and Mindy would be very interested to see how you boys keep house."

Danny: (to Jesse) "OK, Piano-man. Why don't you show the wimp how to tickle those ivories."

Jesse: "Ma? Can I make you some tea?"

Danny: "Oh, bravo, bravo."

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