Review by TV Watcher

Jurassic World Dominion 2022

This movie is precisely what you expect it to be, the plot is only slightly jiggled from movie to movie but more-or-less remains the same. Cool CGI dino's, people trying not to get eaten, people getting eaten, unbelievable action, evil corporation trying to weaponize dino's (to an extreme level this time) and blah, blah, blah, barf.

Really the only redeeming quality this movie brings to the table is reuniting the original cast and the new cast for one last send-off, that brought an element of fun nostalgia to the movie.

When Chris Pratt does the whole "nod to the raptor" and "give the stop hand gesture to the raptor" and all of that you have to ask yourself: would this work on anything other than maybe a dog? I mean, if you did that to a lion you would be the lions human-kabob pretty instantly, but the hyper intelligent (as we are led to believe) raptor is like "oh, ok Chris, I get ya".... It was cringe worthy in the 4th installment, nauseating the 5th and is absolutely stupid in this one.

If this was the only movie in this realm, it's a watchable but otherwise so-so flick - as a continuation it's better than 2 and 3, not as good as 4 and about as mediocre as 5.

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