Chris platt blue steels it,whilst holding up his hand at every fucking thing. some other things happen, there's a massive bike V Dino chase scene which should have been the main action segment, but they just kind of speed through it, but the Dino's all have stormtrooper aim, and weigh as much as a feather so they just float by.
other stuff happens , piss poorly and ridiculous.
At least the on-screen text has the same font as used in Jurassic Park.
The amount of "oh f off"s I've yelled is off the dial.
I've almost suffocated laughing at some of the dialogue.
My favourite bit is where the pilot teleports from the room to coming down the ladder in the same room.
Shout by Alan Stingyal PigottBlockedParent2022-07-23T14:06:56Z
Jurassic world Defecation!
Chris platt blue steels it,whilst holding up his hand at every fucking thing.
some other things happen, there's a massive bike V Dino chase scene which should have been the main action segment, but they just kind of speed through it, but the Dino's all have stormtrooper aim, and weigh as much as a feather so they just float by.
other stuff happens , piss poorly and ridiculous.
At least the on-screen text has the same font as used in Jurassic Park.
The amount of "oh f off"s I've yelled is off the dial.
I've almost suffocated laughing at some of the dialogue.
My favourite bit is where the pilot teleports from the room to coming down the ladder in the same room.
one beautiful image near the end.