Reflecting on this, I'm reminded of the time I started watching The Phantom Menace, but couldn't get through the opening crawl before shutting it off.

I'd rather watch a movie about trade route disputes and midi-chlorians five times in a row than watch The Star Wars Holiday Special again. The closest thing it has to a saving grace is Bea Arthur's opening line. It's as bad as everyone says it is, but even second-hand testimonies are no substitute for experiencing how utterly (and ironically) lifeless this is.

That being said, if Lucasfilm could issue an official release, that would be fantastic!

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