Review by DAVY X

The Deep House 2021

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Review by DAVY X
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2/10
Terrible piss-poor
Not For Me.

Right the underwater
Work was awesome,
Not quite seen it as inclusive for us the audience to be apart of. That was some of the best underwater work I've seen,
Shit that would impress
James Cameron.
But everything else just falls apart the moment this lackluster movie begins.
I hated Ben and Tina
Right from the get go,
Super annoying and they just irritated me to fcuk.
I actually said at the beginning god I hope they both get got
With whatever the problem is in this movie.
Then the french kicked in
Without subtitles which
Went on for way way to long,
(even Ben made a joke about
Having no subtitles,
I wasn't laughing).
The plot and reason and
None conclusion was utter nonsense and complete
Bollocks. What was happening in the house was frickin awesome, was the enough of that....absolutely not.
Then the End.
"WAIT....WHAT"
(get the.....outa here).

I was waiting to see this one
as I love this kinda stuff
And i'm a massive fan
Of found footage scares,
This however was just
An Epic Waste Of
My Time.

Verdict: This could
Have Risin to the top
Of being a great horror
Instead it
Sank
Hard and Fast and
Drownded me in Boredom
And I just found like the hole
Affair robbed me of my
Life's Oxygen.

2 Thumbs Down.

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