Barbie 2023

1/10
Weak Source
FEMINIST PROPAGANDA
This movie destroys everything
Barbie is and what Barbie
stands for.
This movie turns
Barbie into
a Sociopathic Narcissist
who doesn't care who she
hurts and manipulates
to get what she wants.
I absolutely love
Margot Robbie so I came
to this movie for her.
Now the first act I saw
no red flags, Barbie land
was pink and fun and
magical, everything
little girls imagine when
playing with their Barbies.
me personally I thought it
was bang on the money
with Mattels product
placement making this
world seem literally like
the Barbie Doll land
was alive and thriving
in this parallel universe.
Kens are doing their thing
begging for Barbies attention
who couldn't give a stuff and
all the Barbies are ruling
Barbie land.
You very quickly get
the gist of the dynamics
of Barbie land thus the
entire movie of
Men are all Bad
Rude,Misogynistic pigs,
Dumb asses with Slave
Characteristics.
the most and
best way the movie
shows this is Beach Ken
and stereotypical Barbie
with B-Ken being
like an abused dog that
keeps coming back to
his master even though
the master doesn't give a
shit about the dog and
Constantly belittles and
beats and mistreats the
Dog, but the Dog still comes
back with unwavering love
for the master.
That is the relationship
Between B-Ken and
S-Barbie.
From the fun magical
First Act this movie
Quickly descends into
complete and utter
Woke bull-shit
I mean from 1-10
this babies an 11 on
the virtual signalling
Woke tick the box meter.
the quibs this movie
constantly throws in
towards man bashing
especially that one at the
end where the Barbies are
handing the little bit of power to
all the Kens (who can't vote by the way)
and literally the Barbies are like
yep you'll have to scratch and claw
to gain any real power or recognition
and status just like WHAMAN*
in the real world have too.
(I shit you not).
This is not a Barbie movie,
there are a thousand other
way,way better Barbie movies
out there without the name
Barbie in the title.
saying this movie is rough
AF is an understatement
and oh man that third act
just dragged on and on
and on, none of the jokes
landed in this movie or
were even remotely funny
all the modern day songs
were crap and very
unmemorable nothing
gets resolved, including
thoughts of "Death"
(that's right, suicidal thoughts),
and the final scene to
rap this Bastardise
Appalling Abomination
movie up was a you've
got to be fcuking kidding
me right........

verdict:
Uber Woke Spit in the Face.
Greta who directed this Shit-Show
(who I have in an interview stating
she doesn't know anything about
Barbies history because her Mom
never let her play with them
when she was a little girl,
heck Greta didn't even Know
that Barbie and Ken were married
or anything about Barbies sisters*)
what Greta has done to Barbie and Ken
in this movie is disgusting and irks me
to my very core, it's absolutely the wrong
message to little girls,
especially the way the Barbies
flirt and trick all the Kens, that man
bash preach-speech was just straight up
man hate speech and if this movie was
flipped the Woke twitter mob would
lose their shit but because it's just men
getting pooped on the entire movie
that's fine.
BARBIE TO LITTLE GIRLS
IS WHAT SUPERMAN IS TO LITTLE BOYS,
YOUR BEST FRIEND, SOMEONE
TO INSPIRE YOU AND FOR YOU
TO LOOK UP TO WHO MAKES YOU
FEEL HAPPY AND HOPEFUL..
This Woke Garbage
of a movie was anything but.

(This movie straight up
Sucked,
I sat through this so you don't
have too, avoid at all costs).
("Drop Dead Fred"
is a much much much
better Barbie movie).