This movie had absolute everything I hold dear to my little nostalgic heart and it was still disappointing. It's an early 00s action/spy flick, the Angels actresses are the textbook definition of iconic, it features my beautiful babygirl BIll Murray being his lovely silly self, the soundtrack ranges from The Prodigy to Blink 182 to Destiny's Child to Heart... and it still was bad. And it was not only the gross hyper sexualization of the Angels that was over the top even by 00s standards, no. The movie was overall disjointed and aimless. Some of the action scenes are fun, but the rest just feels boring and honestly very lame. It used to happen often when movies' first priority were just to look so sick and cool dude hell yeah!!! (i.e. the first Fast and Furious). And don't get me started on the antagonists... for reference: Eric Knox is like a lame Zoolander, the "Thin Man" is a creppy disgusting Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town and honestly who cares for that b*tch Vivian?
Shout by faggurgleBlockedParent2024-04-30T12:23:37Z
This movie had absolute everything I hold dear to my little nostalgic heart and it was still disappointing. It's an early 00s action/spy flick, the Angels actresses are the textbook definition of iconic, it features my beautiful babygirl BIll Murray being his lovely silly self, the soundtrack ranges from The Prodigy to Blink 182 to Destiny's Child to Heart... and it still was bad. And it was not only the gross hyper sexualization of the Angels that was over the top even by 00s standards, no. The movie was overall disjointed and aimless. Some of the action scenes are fun, but the rest just feels boring and honestly very lame. It used to happen often when movies' first priority were just to look so sick and cool dude hell yeah!!! (i.e. the first Fast and Furious). And don't get me started on the antagonists... for reference: Eric Knox is like a lame Zoolander, the "Thin Man" is a creppy disgusting Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town and honestly who cares for that b*tch Vivian?