@digital_phreaker is that really Noir, tho'? i remember Homelander pulling out his guts in the previous season.
@d3relict Yep, I'd completely forgotten about that until new Noir started talking about wanting to talk and do more and the other characters reminding him that old Noir always STFU. Also, I'd just rewatched season three, but somehow forgot about Homelander killing him for keeping the fact that Soldier Boy was his father hidden from him.
Review by Digital PhreakerBlockedParentSpoilers2024-06-15T16:31:16Z
"Good evening, cunts. We're here to commit a bit of high treason."
"I'm just kidding, they're too young. Although, Ryan could spew goo if he wanted to."
What the fuck? Just right out the gate with some fucked up sentences lmao.
Now that's an episode opener. Oh, shit, I totally forgot Jeffrey Dean Morgan was in this season; him and Karl Urban on screen together seems like a perfect fit for this show.
I've seen some horrific shit kept in jars, thanks to the depravity of the internet. But a grey pube jar isn't one of 'em; it's weird, but then again, so is Homelander.
Frenchie: I'm serious. The man has some serious Pete Davidson energy over there, no?
Fucking Frenchie really knows how to sell a point LMAO.
Sorry, Todd, but useful idiots are like tokens: they eventually get spent.
Holy shit, Noir finally spoke! And he's not happy about what they just did? Goddamn, him talking now is gonna is gonna be a new wrinkle.
Damn, I gotta admit: Sage's plan is smart. Have three of Homelander's biggest fans killed before the verdict is read, then have their bodies dumped after she starts a riot to pin it on Annie's supporters.
The show got kinda lucky that the actor for Ryan still kinda looks roughly the same age as season three. Usually for serialized shows, when an important child character's actor hits puberty, they shoot up like a beanstalk and their voices get deeper, like Walt on Lost; he was being set up to be a super important character on that show, but since the majority of the show only took place over ~three months on the island, Walt growing a couple feet and his voice getting deeper made it harder to maintain that illusion. But Ryan only looks like he's aged about a year in the two years since season three ended.
So along with Noir speaking now, so too is Ambrosius LMAO.
God, Hughie listening to his father's voicemails in the hospital hits deep; I did the same thing when my dad was in a coma years ago, and had no idea if he was gonna live. I thought the same things he probably is in this moment: "why didn't I answer more often? I could've had so much more time with him!" Fortunately for me and my dad, we were able to have that time after he came oout of the coma and was released from the hospital. But watching this now is a super heartbreaking reminder of how awful those moments are, because I made similar promises to my dad when he was unconscious, hoping he could hear me, too.
Lord, ghosts of everyone's pasts are popping up. Grief is a bitch.
LMAO, he fucking Goatse'd Neuman.
Holy shit, he's got a brain worm. Fuck everything about Temp V!