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Barbie 2023

This movie was woke, all they tried to tell us were men is bad. Really bad movie.

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Don’t know why everyone likes this movie, it was boring and not even funny. Was looking forward to it because everyone hyped it up…

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Just that Ferrera monologue is wirth every penny invested on this movie.

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Shout by Nathan_UK
BlockedParentSpoilers2023-08-30T22:57:50Z

I really didn’t get this movie. Well, I got it in the sense that it was about female empowerment and that ‘looking a bimbo’ did not make you a bimbo. Although, sometimes in modern society it’s difficult to differentiate! I get that people also relate to Ken… just an accessory! It was a fun movie… sort of. I liked it visually and its draw retrospectively on all things Barbie but the jokes were few and I failed to understand its audience. In the auditorium, there were young kids who just didn’t get it, my own entourage just didn’t get, the gay guys (of which I am one) thought they needed to get it and well, it just seemed to fall flat for everyone. For everyone who said they loved it, I’m not sure why. If there’s a sequel, I think I’ll pass.

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Waiting for gender abolitionist Barbie

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Shout by Reiko LJ
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BlockedParentSpoilers2023-07-22T06:39:02Z

Brilliant blend of comedy and a stark look at the state we're in. Margot Robbie absolutely shines and the supporting cast really bring it.
Props for it calling out both me AND my date. Her for the Pride and Prejudice rewatches and me for the Snyder Cut fixation :see_no_evil: loved it.

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Super underwhelming. Kinda boring. Contains some funny moments though.

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This was so sad but also so much fun and so self-aware. I really loved everything about this. It did have me in tears multiple times, so real. Kate McKinnon had so many funny moments, her comedy alone is worth the watch.

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Barbie is funny, campy, extravagant, sincere and emotional. Even in its comedic moments it doesn't hold back on the commentary. Sometimes subtle, sometimes in-your-face, pointing on how the world regards and frames femininity and masculinity, trying to put them in a box, but also on the urge to break out of those boxes and discover yourself beyond how you were told you should be. America Ferrera's monologue stands out among the many genuinely deep parts of the film.

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A Mockery to Neo Feminism

A loud fuzz and buzz on Barbie being too woke and pro feminism before it was released.

Then when it was released, it went berserk in the beginning with neo feminists and woke activists campaigning for Barbie.

Then, it clicked. Barbie tells the reality of neo feminism and woke movement were nothing but empty promises, unbased, and have no future.

Why do you thing Mattel agreed to sponsored this film? Mattel knew.

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It for sure is a movie.

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Oppenheimer and Barbie truly define our time, if for no other reason than the consensus about their value is so absolute, critique feels irrelevant. As it happens I found both overlong, predictable and not nearly as sophisticated as they were purported to be. This has to be to least palatable, attractive and human way of evoking female beauty and empowerment I have ever encountered. To each their own. This was not mine at all.

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I feel like this was a bad joke that went out of hands and eventually tried to be sold as a good idea. I liked the first half and then suffered the last half. The script was so good at the beginning, and then it is like they did not even know how to straighten their ideas. Margot Robbie was a great selection, but what the heck with Ryan Gosling, I mean, he seems he is participating against his will. Will Ferrell being Will Ferrell because somehow Americans like him. Production design is amazing, but that is it. I even felt it contradictory as part of a bad script.

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I really hate to rate this one so low because people I respect LOVED this film. It was visually stunning. But sorry, I was only good in this world for about 10 minutes. Then I was looking for any escape.

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Pink, cinematic, Chevy, complex ideas, and fully committed casts!

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well, a typical FEMINIST movie... lol

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Cries in "2001 a space odyssey" while Also sprach Zarathustra plays in the background…

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Spiteful, sophmoric, and stupid. That is all.

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I’m glad I didn’t pay money to see this in theaters.

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The feminist storyline is inconsistent and doesn’t work beyond a superficial joke.

The Oscar nominees have just been announced and apparently Greta and Margot have decided that they are so good that the voters should have nominated them for best actress and best director. It’s unclear which of the other nominees they think they should replace and most of the attention their whinging has received suggests that Ryan getting nominated for best supporting actor is ironic and typical of the industry. This is in spite of America Farrera being nominated for the best supporting actress award which is equal to Ryans category and the movie is nominated for best film. Greta and Margot will still get the chance to get an Oscar but in the meantime Ryan and America have to downplay their nominations instead of basking in the glow of being nominated. This is feminism?

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I don't get what the hype is about. It's mediocre at best and there is nothing here. It's boring.

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Like the Transformers franchise, the filmmakers seem uninterested in appealing to the core demographic that actually play with the toys and more to those who used to play with them. Nostalgia can only get you so far, and that's where the comparison thankfully ends because at least the approach here has produced a film that is funny and clever enough to both critique and celebrate the toys that are brought to life here. The film has plenty to say about feminism and masculinity in modern society, but it does so with humour and heart and never forgets to keep the focus on the characters themselves. Robbie is perfectly cast of course and both Gosling and Ferrera are standouts.

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The patriarchy is bad, but at least I’m kenough.

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About what I expected it to be.. OK, but not special.
It started kinda stupid and then got better once they left Barbieland.

Was expecting more Woke stuff, but a wheelchair and fat Barbie was about it. Even that is so stupid... I've never heard of a little girl begging for an obese Barbie!

5.5/10

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It was a good movie with more story than expected! Was it highest grossing movie of the year good? No. It is not something I will be watching again anytime soon. I’m still shocked they managed to get a cast as big as this for a Barbie movie!

Rating: 3/5 - 75% - Worth Watching

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This is the worst movie I have watched in a long time. I turned it off about 15 minutes into it. It is not a movie for children. it's just bad.

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What k8nda shit is this..... Barbi gotta fk Ken. But Jen is ki da Tran or sumshit......what da fk.....

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fecal matter can also be pink.

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The first half is absolutely amazing. The sets, props, and costumes are all stunning, and the jokes are hilarious. I just don’t like the story they decided to tell. The half assed centrist feminism and focus on the Kens made me just wish the movie was over.
It started out as a film for and about women that decided to go all bUt wHaT aBoUt mEn!?

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Shout by jmonty
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BlockedParentSpoilers2024-01-02T21:45:25Z

we're all barbie girls, in a barbie world

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I expected a funnier movie. Instead, I received a feminist message movie that, while enjoyable, was not as clever or as witty as it could have been.

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I just don’t get the point. This movie is trying to make one and I acknowledge I’m probably not the target audience for it. And while it isn’t a kids movie a little too much gental focus for a movie that is about a kids toy.

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I can't believe men are pissed off about this movie. As a woman, this hasn't even begun to touch on all the shit we have to go through, just to get through a day..while none of us are as pretty as Barbie.

I always champion women to reject any men (no matter how rich/handsome they are. sometimes the chemistry just isn't there and you're not obliged to do anything to anyone. your vagina/penis is yours to give and share with whomever you want. All the rest is bullshit... just be yourself and eff the rest.

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I think the premise is fun, the narrator, Barbieworld, the subjugated Kens... but then it gets lost a bit when Ken discovers the patriarchy and spends hours (ahem minutes) singing (didn't Gosling do that enough in Lalaland?)... and it really gets preachy in the end. The goal should be equality, not female supremacy, after all.

So, not really sure what all the hype is about.

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This is probably the most famous movie of 2023, so I won’t spend too much time on my review. I think this is an effective approach at creating a more meaningful message-driven story from something that could have easily just been a toy commercial in someone else’s hands. The production design is gorgeous, and Ryan Gosling was super entertaining. Still, it is Greta Gerwig’s weakest movie to date, with some of the messaging feeling defanged and a bit toothless at times due to the studio constraints.

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I had really high hopes for this movie, but I was left disappointed unfortunately. I was expecting it to be a lot funnier. It was ok, but nothing special

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  1. whichever lady did the art design has real good eyes for colour balance, pastel pink and hot pink are really hard to get together and she remix them perfectly
  2. all the actors were having fun = good movie
  3. this is not even close to 'feminism' no idea why some males malding
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  1. What does the ending mean?
  2. Margot Robbie is so pretty.
  3. No need to go to a theater for this movie, just watch at home and that's enough.
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What did I just watch and how/why did this train wreck of a movie get nominated for several so called prominent awards? Some nice acting going on but that's about it.

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What a trash! Empty… boring.

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Hits a little too close to home at some points. I laughed, I cried, you get it all in Barbieland.
My only complaints are
1) too much Ken honestly and
2) the whole patriarchy thing felt a little rushed and weird. I know they were trying to prove that the patriarchy hurts men too but I think they missed that mark.
Otherwise I had fun watching this and I hope it managed to open some minds.

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I have no idea why this thing is so popular. It was so boring. If felt as if I were watching a movie about frosting on a cake. Yep, that's all I can say.

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It's supposed to be a kids' movie. It's supposed to confront the issues women face every day. America's character explaining the weight all women carry in the middle and then her end speech that it's okay to be average become the whole point of the movie. It pivots trying to explain how the patriarchy hurts men also, but other than in the controlling factor, really misses the mark. The best point to me is telling both girls and boys (women and men) that showing emotion is okay. Crying isn't just for unhappy women. The dialog at the end added nothing in my opinion. Could've cut that out entirely and just had Margot/Barbie come to it on her own.

For little girls, tween girls ant even women, it's a feel good "be you" movie. In the message an 8. America, Margot and Ryan's performances are wonderful. 9s. But it was a little too preachy, so 6 overall.

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Shout by tvJackson
BlockedParent2023-12-15T21:21:08Z— updated 2024-04-23T14:17:26Z

This movie showed that Ken was just a friend, not someone important in Barbie's life.

Hopefully the sequel won't be about him going to the real world trying to get her back!

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It’s a very meh movie. Ryan and Margot are amazing actors, but this movie just sucks. I hate it really lol.

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Visually a good movie. But overall way too preachy. I learned a few things. Men are buffoons, it’s “impossible to be a woman”, there is a tranny Barbie that Gosling was forced to call beautiful. Simu Liu is one of the weakest choices for a Ken. Gosling was good. Margot looked great as usual. Wouldn’t watch again.

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The cast is great but Ryan Gosling is hilarious and steals the show in a non-stop girl power movie. Where women don’t need men.
The screenwriter of this is doing the same thing to Disney’s live action Snow White. Though they do over do that a bit here. With Barbie even pretty cruel to Ken.
This is an entertaining movie nevertheless. The same screenwriter just shouldn’t do that with everything. Especially Snow White which sounds like it disrespects Walt Disney’s film.

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:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: - If you ask me the film is overrated but obviously for the Ladies and for the kids who played with Barbie in their childhood or for the fans will be amazing.. Far too much politics.. I liked the acting of Margot Robbie

My rating system works:
10:heart:- Masterpiece :100:
9:heart:- Excellent
8:heart: - Amazing :ok_hand:
7:heart:- Great :sun_with_face:
6:heart: - Good :thumbsup:
5:heart: - Average :head_bandage:
4:heart: - Bad but watchable :octagonal_sign:
3:heart: - Bad :sob:
2:heart:- Awful :face_vomiting:
1:heart: - Bull Shit

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this was one wild movie dawg :skull:

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Sure are a bunch of angry men in the reviews for this, who totally missed the entire point of the whole movie. Which part upset you, was it America Ferrera explaining the complete truth of what it's like to be an average woman in the world, or was it the Kens having their brief control taken away because they're not bright enough to wield control effectively because they're literally just there to accompany Barbie?

Great music, great story, great acting, visually awesome to watch! My mom and I haven't laughed as much as we did during this movie in weeks, it was a blast from start to finish, with a multitude of excellent, plain-spoken points about life for women, men, and all humans. Greta Gerwig can pretty much do whatever she wants now after this enormous success.

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this movie made me cry i loved the barbie movie a lot

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In short - ultra-feminist woke BS

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The producers must be so grateful to God for Margot Robbie. Her beauty and charisma are the only things saving this absurd, woke and very badly done movie.

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"Barbie" surprised me in the best way possible, earning an impressive A+ and a 96% rating. This film, often overlooked by those who assumed it was solely for a feminine audience, proved to be a true cultural phenomenon. It follows Barbie, who starts to question her existence and embarks on an adventure to the real world with Ken to find a solution. The striking cinematography and impeccable set designs complemented the outstanding performances, especially Ryan Gosling's humorous portrayal. What sets this film apart is its intelligent exploration of gender inequality and patriarchy, offering valuable messages for both men and women.

While some may argue about Will Ferrell's role, it doesn't detract from the overall excellence. In a surprising twist, "Barbie" holds my highest rating for the year, surpassing other notable titles. It's a must-watch, offering depth and importance that resonates far beyond Barbie Land.

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When I saw the first trailer I was like do we need this? But actually watching the movie, it's really great

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Easily deserves several Academy's Oscar (screenplay, production design, fashion, so7ns, music and so on)... it's by far the 2023's movie. Top!
Amazing!

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Well, it was one hell of a roller-coaster of expectations. I went into the movie with high expectations since I do like non-extreme feminism and then going past that kinda defeats the whole purpose which is pretty common sadly this day, and gives feminism the bad reputation that it has rn. In the middle of the movie I was very convinced that it would be what I feared, thankfully it wasn't. I think the social commentary was completely fair. But when it comes to the delivery part, it felt a bit weak or for a lack of word maybe they just took the easy way, with just actors pronouncing an essay out loud. Which is fine, but for a movie or any artform it does take away the thinking part and gives out a chewed up information ready to digest with no effort, though it makes the movie great to educate the masses, but takes away from the art form at least for my standards.

Movie itself didn't take itself seriously in terms of representation, it was quite relaxed and not very emotional.

it gets a good (7) out of 10.

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crappy movie, and promoting feminism.

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This film is amazing because it can be consumed on so many different levels. While at first it might seem that the backdrop of a kids toy would be restrictive, Gerwig and company used it has a giant canvass that allowed them to go in any direction that they wanted. I must have had 10,000 thoughts while watching this movie - I look forward to re-watching it with pen and paper. There is one thought that I couldn't shake as I watched the movie. Its a shame that the culture war crowd attacked this movie as they did because it really is a beautiful story, if you want it. The movie wasn't trying to put down men, it was trying to lift up humans in general and young women in particular. If you find this threatening, you might want to re-examine your beliefs.

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A good moral, I absolutely did not expect that, and I am pleasantly surprised by the result!

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If you're here for the laughs then I don't recommend it if you're past the age of its target audience.
Even if you remove the comedy the film's also not any great when it comes to its social commentary too. Instead of presenting it through visuals like a normal movie does they just write a speech and paste it straight in the actors' dialogues. The only thing worth praising was different easter eggs related to barbie.
If you're a kid or and adult with nothing to watch, go for it. But it's not for your average movie lover.

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wow what a load of rot, I guess I'm not in the demographic. That said I watxh so many movies and this is one of the worst movies I have seen, and to get such high reviews is staggering.

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They sure brought the heaviest of hammer to nail in the message. Subtly be damn.

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So woke it can’t breathe, Margot Robbie doesn’t really shine but there are some funny bits here and there and the nostalgia

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Remove the musical inserts and Gosling and the film would be more powerful. Margot Robie bravely carries most of the film on her shoulders.

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Shout by lydia
BlockedParentSpoilers2023-09-16T18:50:37Z

Who's in his right mind will leave pink and happiness for the real world???

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This movie is undoubtedly a tearjerker. Greta truly knows how to create masterpieces. I appreciate that this film delves into and elucidates both sides of the story, which essentially embodies the essence of feminism. If someone were to inquire about feminism, I'd recommend they watch this movie.

Moreover, the humor in this film is consistently excellent, from the opening scene to the very end. The comedic lines are perfectly timed, and the actors, especially Margot Robbie, deliver outstanding performances. It's not easy to shed a single tear from just one eye, and that's a testament to her remarkable acting.

Additionally, the soundtrack adds to the overall excellence of the film. Lastly, the production design is incredible. Kudos to the production design team for their outstanding work. This film has definitely earned a spot among my all-time favorite movies. Congratulations to the entire team; they deserve all the praise they receive from audiences.

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Way past its time. Would've been relevant in the 60s. Nowadays? An unrealistic and fraudulent brainwash. 10 minutes into the movie, brainwashing in so many directions that it appears to miss it's target and makes a kid more overwhelmed and confused rather than more anti-musculine. However, befitting a brainwash, the repetitive anti-musculine motif eventually hammers down the message that men are the extreme versions of what women used to be and therefore, should be ridiculed. Of note, Gosling has reminded that there is no better hollywood metrosexual to portray a beta male than him (reference: The Notebook).

Effective brainwash but as a movie? Gimmicky, childish, superficial,populist.

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New World Order Feminist Manifesto Rate: 0/10

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This one just like a version of Wnews Video.

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Margot Robbie is amazing. She’s the only reason that made this dumpster fire bearable. This movie comes off as portraying a battle between the 'woke' and the normal. It's either that, or the writers sprinkled just enough of both to attract each sides of the ideological divide to watch the movie. Barbie going to see her gynaecologist was an epic way to end the movie. I mean, it's better than asking the viewers "What is a woman?" :joy:

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Great movie, but doesn't really live up to its hype. Dance moments felt very unnecessary and boring and I personally love musicals and dance moments (bollywood's festival/celebration dance songs are peak).

I am a fan of Greta Gerwig, but the comedy and blockbuster aspect of this movie dilutes the message it wants to send out to an average movie watcher.

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Barbie proved to be a highly anticipated movie that ultimately fell short of delivering its core message to the audience. While Margo Robbie and Will Ferrell shone in their roles, even Ryan Gosling's performance left much to be desired.

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Someone tell me wtf is this.

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It's different and I had a few laughs, but who thought it was a good idea to break the fourth wall (it never is)? More broadly, voice over narration by a non-character is just lazy writing. Show, don't tell.

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I tried to read as little as possible of the meta discourse about Barbie but my basic take is that I've never seen the blurring of reality and fantasy tackled in that way and for that piece of stylistic genius alone the movie should be applauded. That, and the way it managed to bring an art house vibe to a mainstream audience again. like anybody, I can think of many ways I would have wanted to take the movie given such a platform but it's not my movie. I hope that will be Barbie 2!

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I'm sorry, I have to say, this movie is a clear slap in the face to feminism :type_1_2:‍♂ since Barbie collides with the reality of the world.

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Ryan was truly KEN ough

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Just really a fun movie. You can just tell everyone set had fun filming it and the movie doesn't take itself too seriously at all. Best way to describe it is it felt like a 1.5 hour long reel. Don't have expectations of a solid story progression/storyline like that.

There are a lot of things that I admired about the Barbie movie. For starters, I adored the actual ‘Barbie’ world, both in its presentation and the way in which the physics of playing with toys manifests into the functionality of the setting. It’s bright, colorful, exciting, and displays nothing short of extravagant production design.

It has themes of what it means to be woman with some really powerful monologues. All around fun time good vibes.

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All the movie make no sense for me.

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I now know hype is pink-coloured. I wish I hadn't fallen for it. A kids toy marketing scam dressed as a film for adults

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Hilarious and brilliantly written. Masterpiece.
if your humour leans towards the bizarre, THIS is the movie for you

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Loved every minute of it

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I’m still trying to work out what the Director’s main point is. Is it just anti-patriarchy, anti-matriarchy or neither… there’s also some interesting and very subtle red flags of over-inclusivity, such as the woman in a hijab in Barbie land at the beginning, meaning that in this make believe society without any religion, Islam is the only religion represented. Surely Greta should have included representation from all religions and not just Islam?

Both Margot and Ryan are brilliant as ever, but I just can’t help but see this as another film in the long line of recent films that ever so subtly attacks masculinity.

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I think teenage girls should go and watch it.

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It is a fun watch, where the most amusing part is how much passion Ryan Gosling put to this particular role for some reason. The movie also has quite a few feminist / anti-patriarchy/ gender role messages, which I did not mind at all, except they could be presented more delicately. It is a movie that in no way deserves all the insane hype it has received but at the same time it is as decent as you would ever expect from a non-kids movie about Barbie.

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Shout by LukieB
BlockedParentSpoilers2023-08-27T22:31:47Z

Funniest part is that Ken stole the show. I like the set pieces, colors, directing, and more on display. The music is also fire, and I'm Just Ken literally shot to the top of my most listened to the month I saw it lol. I also like the message that Ken is just Ken and Barbie is just Barbie. There were a lot of things that ruined parts of the movie. I felt like the mom and kid plotline was so meh. Also the Will Ferrel stuff. I felt like there were toooooo many things happening.

At Time of Review:
Low 6/10

Story and Characters: 6/10
Presentation: 9/10
Enjoyability: 6/10

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