My first thought is Why in the world would anyone in their right mind kidnap HER?!
She looks like Skeletor, she has a figure like Olive Oyl (from the Popeye cartoons), she's a cheat - and that means she's probably a cheap hosemonster, as well - and she's just overall downright homely. No appeal factor at all. He already knows she's cheated on him and he's far better off letting her disappear so he can happily move on with life. Just leave a note for the kidnappers: "I don't have money to pay a ransom, but I'll empty my bank account if you promise to NOT bring her back."
Annnnnnnnnnd...at the conclusion of the show, ladies and germs, it's no better than when it started. What a juvenile story with subpar acting. I will give props to Gerard Butler for that Canadian accent, though. Apart from that thick accent, even he couldn't carry this stinker anywhere. She was a scrawny, homely, horny hose-monster and he was just ... well, whipped if you know what I'm sayin'. This was just awful. Do yourself a favor and skip this one forever and always.
I watched it so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Review by ShubesBlockedParent2024-07-16T01:51:22Z
My first thought is Why in the world would anyone in their right mind kidnap HER?!
She looks like Skeletor, she has a figure like Olive Oyl (from the Popeye cartoons), she's a cheat - and that means she's probably a cheap hosemonster, as well - and she's just overall downright homely. No appeal factor at all. He already knows she's cheated on him and he's far better off letting her disappear so he can happily move on with life. Just leave a note for the kidnappers: "I don't have money to pay a ransom, but I'll empty my bank account if you promise to NOT bring her back."
Annnnnnnnnnd...at the conclusion of the show, ladies and germs, it's no better than when it started. What a juvenile story with subpar acting. I will give props to Gerard Butler for that Canadian accent, though. Apart from that thick accent, even he couldn't carry this stinker anywhere. She was a scrawny, homely, horny hose-monster and he was just ... well, whipped if you know what I'm sayin'. This was just awful. Do yourself a favor and skip this one forever and always.
I watched it so you don't have to. You're welcome.