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Rocketman 2019

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películas que ya he visto y que me faltan por ver uwu

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Using IMDb advanced search, filtering only by English language.

Notable entries missing include:
What Maisie Knew (2012)
Buried (2010)
The Babadook (2014)
Song of the Sea (2014)
Sleeping with Other People (2015)
Coriolanus (2011)
Palo Alto (2013)
The Hunt (2012)
Tamara Drewe (2010)
Machine Gun Preacher (2011)
Bilal: A New Breed of Hero (2015)

Last Updated: 26/06/2019

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2019 Cannes Film Festival:
- 1-21: In Competition
- 22-39: Un Certain Regard
- 40-44: Out of Competition
- 45-70: Directors' Fortnight
- 71-81: Critics' Week
- 82-91: Special Screenings
- 92-93: Midnight Screenings
- 94-104: Short Films Competition
- 105-121: Short Films Cinéfondation Selection

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01–21 / competition
22–39 / un certain regard
40–44 / out of competition
45–57 / special screenings
58–59/ midnight screenings
60 / the last screening

61 / quinzaine des réalisateurs: opening film
62–83 / quinzaine des réalisateurs
84–85 / quinzaine des réalisateurs: special screenings
86 / quinzaine des réalisateurs: closing film

87 / semaine de la critique: opening film
88–94 / semaine de la critique: competition
95–96 / semaine de la critique: special screenings
97 / semaine de la critique: closing film

Short and Medium Length Films
98–108 / short films competition
109–125 / cinéfondation selection
126–135 / quinzaine des réalisateurs: short films
136–145 / semaine de la critique: short films
146–150 / semaine de la critique: short films — specialscreening

151–175 / cannes classics

176–183 / cinéma de la plage

184–192 / acid lineup
193–195 / acid trip #3: argentina

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Filmes Ineditos Vistos em 2019

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Woody Woodpecker. Dora the Explorer. Angry Birds (best video game movie ever). Rivers of penguins. Giant, fluffy puppies. Baboons in space. Shazam flosses. Hulk dabs. Emperor Nero raps. People and Pokémon merged. People and cats fused. Aliens smoking the damndest things. Hayley Bennett pooping the DAMNDEST things. Zombies like coffee. Zombies like cabbage. Dildo blade. Death by horse. The rich explode. Lesbian painter. Lesbian vampire painter. Jay and Silent Bob. Good Burger in 35mm. Space Jam in 35mm. Polynesian Jew Hitler. Adam Sandler’s colon. Eldritch alpacas. Huge vagina. Talking dogs standing up to gentrification. Todd Phillips for Best Director. CGI Will Smith in 120 FPS. CGI Will Smith in a pigeon’s body. Gay anime. Straight Frozen. Adam Driver double bill. Two popes. In this economy? Makoto Shinkai drew a cat. In THIS economy? Danny DeVito is Awkwafina. Danny Glover is a horse. Rian Johnson wins. Star Wars loses. Rian Johnson next to me. Céline Sciamma in front of me. Bong Joon-ho, in my presence, in a scarf! Oh, and so much horrible crud has been happening in real life, Disney owns everything and Britain, not to mention the free internet, are damned for eternity. You in the US of A should feel lucky your president is going to prison but as for us, there’s nothing left for us to do. There’s just no hope left. Boomers win.

And if all of that didn’t sound wild enough, I discovered I’m trans.

Hail Satan, amirite

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The count of movies watched

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Pour une soirée film en famille

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