If you're excited for any of these, you probably have no taste. More will be added as I think of other odious piles of trash to slap on here. Feel free to comment with additions!
Credit to Diego (Ascended) Tutweiller for the original list, was kind of out of date and didn't include movies I would include.
Movies I want to watch
TV Shows I'm currently following on @seristapp
Things No One In Their Right Mind Is Excited For (Updated Diego List)
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