Holy crap it was bad! How come this was not up for a Razzie Award ? Horrible plot and abysmal dialogues
"Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher."
xXx: Return of Xander Cage is just one fun fun fun film. Any film starring Donnie Yen gets a plus for me. Mix it up with goofy Vin Diesel, Tony Jaa, badass Ruby Rose, Nina Dobrev the tech-geek, kumquat, the Hound, it takes two flushes, the ridiculous set pieces, Vin Diesel's fur coat, Samuel L. Jackson is still the best spy boss, Ice Cube!, that car you've seen before and the reading between the lines.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage was a fun rewatch and will probably still be fun the next time I decide to watch this. A sequel being in the works for a couple of years has me excited and hopefully continues the trend to not take itself so seriously.
And let us all be happy that Neymar didn't roll around pretending to be hurt!
Enjoyable trash. If you were expecting something serious or realistic, why did you watch an xXx film?
Eve more incleibles thingstan fast and furious, but fast and furious havas better characters and action scenes
Super cheesy. One good thing came from it... I got to add Ruby Rose and Deepika Padukone to my dream girl list.
So goofy that it feels more like a Kingsman movie.
Terrible movie and very predictable. I was expecting this to be something similar to the first movie but it's just not it at all. From the beginning the movie is trying to sell you the idea that Vin Diesel is still awesome, strong and sexy by showing you how badly women want him and go crazy over him and it feels very forced. Some of the characters look like characters that are found usually in games, the kind of characters that will throw a cheesy line after a kill or dress in a way that a pro would never dress in a fight. The movie is desperately trying to reach both grownups(who loved the first movie) and teenagers resulting to a big mess. Also, the movie loses touch with reality too many times. You want to enjoy it and go with the flow but the movie will surprise you with the occasional unconvincing and unrealistic scene that will make you say "no way!" or scenes that are so incredibly stupid that will make you say "but why?". Before the movie ends, it will let you know that there is a high chance of a sequel very similar to this movie. Fans of the first movie -you will be highly disappointed.
It is painful to watch
Terrible movie. Terrible acting. Terrible stunts. Terrible sequel. Terrible logic. Terrbile plot. Terrible.
Overdone plot, a bunch of useless characters, and an abundance of cringey dialogue. Some of VIN Diesel's stunts are pretty cool though
I really expected more. I agree with everyone here criticizing the lame story and abysmal (at times, okay most of the time) dialogues, but holy shit have you seen these VFX? I have not seen anything that bad in the past few years. The only way this movie is enjoyable is if you don't care about the story and just want to witness some cool stunts (which were definitely there) but these VFX and the story in general are annoyingly bad.
The worst movie i've ever seen and i watch a lot of movies
This is just a movie with absolute zero story and when pretty much nothing makes sense. Just a hot mess, to the very start to the end.
It is the dumbest, cheesiest movie I've seen in years and I loved almost every moment of it. The only thing the movie needed was less Ruby Rose and more Michael Bisping. 11/10 would recommend it to absolutely everyone.
The sequel nobody asked for but we got it anyway. Some decent action but the story is awful, and the dialogue is dumb. No need for another one.
The best part of this movie was the 5 mins with Ice Cube in it!
Seriously what made them make such a ridiculously shallow movie, which is a cheap version of the Fast & Furious, but the left overs of action movies stuck into one. Seriously didn't make any sense and the action was just stupid and senseless.
I'm a big fan of Donnie Yen but in this movie he was wasted, and Vin Diesel would have done better not coming back to the franchise for this.
Seriously... why
Fucking AWESOME.
This movie was crazy.
Oh good god... this is awful. Picture this, it starts with a dude jumping from a skyscraper onto another thru a glass ceiling. He casually gets up and kills like an entire city within the room. All have guns but after the 1-mile jump, adrenaline is all kickin' so piece of cake. Also, jumping down a cell tower on skies because why not. I like action movies but this is ridiculous, it is just laughable.
Next, the dialogues... It feels like a geeky junior high school dude wrote the script. When they start talking it takes 10 seconds and it turns into cringe mayhem. Two examples. Vin gets introduced to a bunch of women. He is like nahh, why and all but, of course, they want to spend the night with him. He looks into the camera and says "The things we do for our country". Really. Or, even worse, a female colleague is about to pass out. He smiles and yes... you guessed it. He can do mouth to mouth. Oh come on...
I cannot believe any of the A-level stars signed up. Did they all lose a bet? This is the worst dialogue/script I have ever seen made with a surprisingly good camera and FX. In fact, I would have given it 5-8 stars if they would just film the action scenes. No talking.
PS No spoiler alert because the women and the mouth to mouth does not reveal anything. Plus, after 5 minutes you won't care. Mute it and watch the action ;)
Once in a while you need a silly movie. A movie that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but entertains and gets a few of the jokes right. That's what xXx: Return of Xander Cage's purpose in this world is.
I grabbed a few beers and watch this on the weekend and I had a blast. Yes, the story isn't that great. Yes, the CGI looks atrocious half of the time. If you watched this expecting a good story and world-class CGI footage after the previous two movies (The second one in particular; Sorry'n'sh*t, Ice Cube!), I dare to say the fault lies with you.
If you're in the mood for silly action with a few good actors (Note: Actors, not characters.), this will be your jam.
See you guys in the comments section for the sequel. We all know you'll be back.
Very much an insult to our intelligence. It's just Fast and Furious without any of the charming characters. Full of plot holes and terrible dialogue. And while the action is the only thing that keeps this movie from being an absolute zero, it's nothing special in itself; it's only not horrible. And that's the only thing you can look forward to in this bargain bin movie.
Another great example of trying to milk a good original until it's bone-dry and nothing is left. The original xXx should have been left as a standalone film; it was a lot of over-the-top, outlandish stuff that was still fun to watch…even as cheesy as it was. They screwed everything up by trying to come out with a sequel starring Ice Cube then only made things worse by trying to somehow tie everything together with this one. First off, no explanation was ever given for Xander Cage's supposed demise; he was dead, and then he wasn't. Secondly, the entire over-the-top action was simply TOO "over-the-top", bordering on Three Stooges silliness, at times. The fight scenes were so busy and all over the place that it was difficult to follow (and you can forget trying to make sense of anything). While I'm still a fan of Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, and especially of Donnie Yen, xXx: Return of Xander Cage fell on its face: a complete flop, IMO. Unlike the original, this one wasn't even "fun to watch". It was just childishly silly.
great movie I will give it 9 out of 10.
Hot lady’s. Guns. Mayhem. Explosions.
So that's it huh? What are we, some kind of "xXx: Return of Xander Cage"?
I've never seen any xxx movie. It was airing on tv yesterday so I just watched it. It was so dumb that it was actually good until the 3rd act. That completely destroyed the movie's dumbness...
It was a ok film
This part (return of xender cage) is disappointing other parts were good.
So I really liked the first XXX movie: Good soundtrack and a bad ass Vin Diesel. However, you should ignore the other two parts. Both are not worth the time…
I sort of liked the first xXx, didn't particularly like the second one...so to be honest, I had pretty low expectations for this one. Well...I got proven wrong...again.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage is a hell of a ride. Though, I feel I gotta warn you...there are a few glaring faults. There's such a heavy use of CGI that one might confuse the whole thing with a video game, and the acting and lines are sometimes extremely cringeworthy. However, that doesn't really subtract much from enjoyment. You actually laugh these things off because the action is so over the top James Bond would be jealous, the characters are quirky and funny, and the ending is...satisfying.
I had a good time watching this movie, and I highly doubt any action fan would feel any different.
"XXX : The Return of Xander Cage" ini akan menceritakan kembali Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) yang keluar dari pengasingan dan secara kebetulan bertemu seorang prajurit mematikan bernama Xiang dan timnya .
Dalam aksinya kali ini Xander Cage mempunyai misis dalam perburuan sebuah senjata menakutkan dan mematikan yang dikenal dengan Pandora's Box. Xander pun merekrut sebuah tim baru, namun ia justru terjebak dalam sebuah konspirasi mematikan yang mengarah kepada kolusi di tingkat tertinggi dari pemerintah dunia.
Dalam pernyataan yang sama, Paramount Pictures menjanjikan bahwa film ini akan menampilkan aksi laga yang sangat ekstrim dengan beberapa adegan liar yang tidak pernah dilihat dalam film sebelumnya. Selain itu, Paramount telah memutuskan akan merilis film ini ke semua negara mengingat penggemar Xander Cage tersebar di seluruh dunia.
Somehow good action without any story
I must confess that I did have higher hopes for this movie. I’m not sure what the script writers was up to when writing it but they really seem to have a very low opinion of the audience’s intelligence. Either that or it was written for a very young audience.
There were parts of the movie that was quite fun to watch but on the whole it was pretty much a mess. It is a shame because it had quite a bit of promise. The core of the plot was not too bad although I really wish that Hollywood writers would stay away from plots involving computer gadgetry. Their knowledge in that area simply stinks. Thus the gadget that the entire movie was spun around was simply stupid.
Unfortunately another core plot element was the crooked CIA (or whatever department it was supposed to be) boss that of course had to do some senseless backstabbing just to prolong the movie. Tiresome, overused and boring. I know, I know with fucktards like Comey I guess one could say that it would not be too far from the truth but it is still tiresome, overused and boring.
Since I am on a rant anyway let’s go on to the various stunts and special effects. It is a long time since I watched a movie where the stunts were so obviously and totally overdone and unrealistic. I mean, they were unrealistic to the point where I started to wander if it was a slapstick comedy I was watching.
All of this really dragged down the movie … a lot!
On the good side. I did like many of the wacky characters. It is a shame that many of their wacky moments were less of a comic relief due to the above mentioned silliness but instead felt like the more serious moments in the movie.
Vin Diesel, well I watched this movie because I am a Vin Diesel fan so of course I liked him. He is his usual badass and kick ass self. He is also surrounded by a bunch of badass (and wacky as I mentioned before) characters. I quite liked the ensemble. The guy who seems to collect crashes is rather silly but fun in a strange way. I did like the gun girl a lot.
However, apart from quite a few fun and/or cool scenes the movie as a whole did not cut it. In my opinion it was ruined by a substandard script devoid of any form of intelligence. I would go as far as to say that the writers were incompetent pure and simple. I was almost giving it three stars because there was many parts I liked but in the end … no, there is no way I could justify more than two stars for this mess.
Really a shame. I would have liked to see more xXx movies but after this one I’m not sure anyone will bet money on that.
people i dont understand why would someone even bother watching this? not to mention pay for it.. They obviously shit all over your face and mouth! so why give them all these human hours, wasted on it?..
Help humanity by just not watching it.
Putz, o filme É TÃO EXAGERADO que seja a ser mais que ruim! Coitado de quem gastou dinheiro com ele no cinema. Exageros e cenas sem noção do inicio ao fim.
Well, I was looking for some action entertainment without doing much thinking and I got what I wanted. So, know what to expect with those kind of movies.
Well...I watched this just because of Vin Diesel and because I saw first two XxX movies. But this one is definitely the worst. It's like some "b" movie straight to DVD and not cinemas. Just an average movie that you probably won't play ever again. If you want to waste two hours of your life then watch this movie, otherwise pick a better one.
there were two things good while watching the movie.. looking at the beatifull blue hair in Ruby Rose and knowing that neymar died... the end ruined one part... blue hair 8/10 guessing overwatch and paladins arent the only ones who has ideas of female snipers lol
Always loved some good old fashioned action packed movie with great stunts in it. Sure the plot may not be the best, but I sure did enjoy it.
If it was titled Triple Kizzex the Retizzurn of Kizzander Kizzage...I may have have pushed play
i had my doubt about this one, but hell yeah! i like this movie better than the first two. xXx makes it look fun working for the government lol and Ice Cube entrance is waw i did not expect that one at all. Ice & Vin that's a team i could work with!
i had my doubt about this one, but hell yeah! i like this movie better than the first two. xXx makes it look fun working for the government lol and Ice Cube entrance is waw i did not expect that one at all. Ice & Vin that's a team i could work with!
Such a disappointment. Definitely shouldn't have bothered making this film - 1st film was superb. Should have stopped! If you like watching bullets flying then this is for you. best part for me was the opening sequence, it went downhill from there - literally!
Is there's anyway I can watch this here?
Shout by Joe ConstantineVIP 8BlockedParent2017-01-31T21:36:09Z
The decline of modern cinema in 90 mins.
Is this for kids or grownups? The sex, violence and f-bombs suggest the latter but the "plot", "dialogue" and cartoonish characters suggests otherwise.
Why do all these military expert-cum-martial arts masters go into battle dressed like they're in a hip hop video? And by that I mean the men are in leather jackets, vests and "bling", while the women are dressed like prostitutes. The main female characters are anyway. The female extras are prostitutes.
Garbage all round.