Helen's headmaster and neighbour, Jeremy, clearly has the hots for her but she only has eyes for film star Felix. In a bid to seduce Felix, she cooks a romantic meal and sends Tim and John to the pub. Curious, Tim creeps back to the house to spy on her.
Meanwhile, Tim continues getting up to no good with Mrs. Wadlow and Mrs. Cavanagh, while Aunt Imelda is off on a lesbian blind date.
John, meanwhile, is becoming more and more wound up. Has he got something to hide?
