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I mean come on, who doesn't want to sh*t their pants from the amount of bass in a pair of headphones?!
Do you want to pay people to make you feel unsafe while you ride in a car with them?
Then Uber is perfect for you!
Ah yes, the Super Bowl. The one sporting event that is focused more on the commercials and beer, than the actual game itself.
Coca-Cola, the biggest cause of juvenile diabetes. Eh...well let's give it a little more credit, probably the cause of diabetes in general.
Netflix. The birthplace of binge-watching.
Finger Lickin' Good? More like Finger Lickin' Vomit in my mouth cause it's gross.
Why yes, I would love to spend $10,000 on a single razor!
BBC stands for British Broadcasting Corporation, but it's more like Boring Broadcasting Crap, amirite?
Why do models always look so depressed? Honestly it makes zero sense to me. BE HAPPY DAM*IT!
Ah...McDonald's. The healthy alternative to literally nothing.
I think really close, but I think it's safe to say that Gucci and Beats by Dre are tied in first place for the brands most featured in hip hop music videos.
Starbucks: To inspire and nurture the human spirit...by making God awful coffee.
I guess 500g of sugar and marshmallows are part of a balanced breakfast. They offer as much of a balanced breakfast as much as Shaq offers a team free throws.
Dam*it Playstation! Get your sh*t together!
Marvel is the movie equivalent of Beats by Dre, they're inescapable and they're everywhere.
Burger King, where you think you can have it your way...but we all know if you ask for it your way, someone might spit in your burger.
There is a Pokemon named Trubbish, which is either a Pokemon named after trash, or synonym for Nintendo. Either way, they're both trash.
Do it for the Vine. What the f*ck does that even mean?!
Seriously though... fu*k Comcast.
They say Disney World is where dreams come true. I'm just gonna call bulls*t on that one. The slogan should be, "Walt Disney World: Where Standing in Line and Lost Children are Normal."
Micro and soft are how I would accurately describe those dicks over at Microsoft.
Old men hitting on young girls is creepy, but when Hugh Hefner does it, it's okay? Yeah, no, it's still creepy.
When you watch this, think back to those moments when you were walking through your house and you stepped on a lego, and the pain you felt.
The reason that Red Bull is linked to extreme sports is, because when you drink some you get so hyped up you say things like, "F*ck it, I'm gonna jump out of a plane!"
Oh JC Penny, you have so many sins!
We found a some sins for the boys in blue!
In lieu of Thanksgiving we thought we'd provide you with the sins of the people who provide a lot of people with the tryptophan induced fowl!
Who knew that clothes had so many sins? Well, now you do!
It's really no secret that this service just isn't really working out, like at all.
Samsung as a whole, is more evil than the bad guy from the Mortal Kombat movies. You soul is probably already theirs.
Toyota, we agree, let's go places, and in those places we will find all the sins for you.
