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Usama Siddiquee shares his experiences growing up with immigrant parents, the time he questioned his faith and why we need to stop doing shots.
Sam Morrison recalls the time he learned about “water sports,” gets nostalgic over the family computer and makes a strong case for why “belly is the new ass.”
Kate Sisk jokes about life as a retired professional soccer player, the trick to becoming a millennial homeowner and speaking Spanish to their dog.
Randall Otis takes the stage to share how his sex life has drastically improved, the issue with Greyhound busses and his mission to help his grandma find a new boyfriend.
Ayanna Dookie laments not having a big enough ass, reveals how she tricked her husband into marrying her and shares the worst compliment she has ever received.
Mav Viola wonders why her dad is insecure about seeming gay, explains her uncertainty around her pronouns and states her sole mission in this world.
Eagle Witt offers some changes that could be made to gun laws and contemplates what would happen if Lil Wayne conducted background checks.
Chinedu Unaka reflects upon his first time in Trader Joe’s, realizes why he never made it to the NBA and reveals that he was a serious bed-wetter.
Mark Smalls takes the stage to reveal the real reason that he got into a car accident, his deep-seated issues with hiking and why men need to be honest about sending nude pictures.
Holmes takes the stage to recount a ridiculous Starbucks interaction, share their favorite things about having ADD and play a few rounds of the game “Sex or Rollercoaster.”
Ethan Simmons-Patterson delves into his crime-committing past, ponders what is happening in the woods and explains how millennials were traumatized by the internet.
Lucas Zelnick takes the stage to share his issues with Europe, the real reason why he’s not religious and the ins and outs of having a sister with special needs.
