God, this episode is packed with some of my favorite Community quotes:
Hey, hey, hey, let's get a drink, huh?
Are you allowed?
Yeah, I quit doing blow, not being rad!
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C'mon, Jeff is bush league. I gave seminars on manipulation, I could reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug.
Cool, hit me.
You're bald.
So are you.
I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF-- COME HERE!
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I know they never covered this on Yo Gabba Gabba!, but that's called "circumstantial". Any other meaningless conspiracy theories?
Yeah, did you know that Go-Gurt is just yogurt?
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Wait, why me lookout? Why not you guys?
Because if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.
Ugh! Go on your stupid mission, I hope it sucks.
What did she say?
I don't know.
All I heard was "suck".
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Hey, Jeff, I'm sure you know Phillip. Did you know that if I sleep with Phillip once a month, I can use his beach house in Rio whenever I want?
Wow, you guys are really on to something. I think you've found the world's newest profession!
Guys, guys, did you know that I actually have a civil case against that bitch who stole my husband?
Shirley, don't sue a stripper.
Why not?
She's a stripper, life sued her and she lost.
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Oh, I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
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All you have to do is believe, Troy. Wait, you don't have to believe!
I didn't. I didn't...
I may have done some damage there.
Shirley: "Oh, a break dance contest. What should we name our team?"
Jeff: "Okay, I'm gonna go hang myself in my closet."
Abed: "I'm coming with."
Chang: "New deal. If we win, I get to be in the study group."
Abed: "The stakes have never been higher.""God, it's a sea of Wingers. This whole place reeks of moral ambiguity." — Britta
"I brought stuff people use for capers." — Abed
Janitor: "Who are you guys? This is not your office."
Troy: "I can explain. Let me explain."
"I may have done some damage there." — Abed
8/10
Wait you don’t have to believe! I DIDNT!.... I didn’t
Yes, did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?
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There is love...
I thought I'd hit him...
Chang...