5x09 VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing

Jeff: "Hey, it's the 'Aw couple.' "
Annie, Britta & Shirley: "Aw."

Abed: "And she knows my Netflix password, Jeff's Netflix password."
Jeff: "Damn it. I'm changing that."
Abed: "I changed it."
Jeff: "To what?"
Abed: "Nice try."

• Hold up, Abed, that's theft

Dean: "Payday is postponed until next week. So this..."
[Rap music playing.]
Dean: "Is my freestyle rap apology."

[Dean's sobbing.]
**Dean: "I don't know what that was, I don't. I don't know what that was."
[Dean hyperventilating before leaving.]

• Omg, Jim Rash is amazing

Annie: "Anthony said he could fix our cabinets."
Abed: "Rachel used to mop floors at Kmart. She mops good."
Rachel: "Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the feds?"

Chang: "Hey. Look, if something sketchy is happening, I don't care. So I'm just gonna back out of the room now and..."
Shirley: "He can't leave."
[Jeff running after Chang. Chang running away, screaming.]
Chang: "No! No!"

• RIP Chang

Chang: "I love textbooks. That's why I stole these."
Britta: "All right, knock it off."
Chang: "What?"
Buzz: "You gotta make it sound believable or you're not getting outta here."
Chang: "I'm trying!"
Buzz: "Try harder!"

Jeff: "I can't do this anymore."
Shirley: "What?"
Jeff: "I'm out. It's gone too far, it's too... Evil. Look, you guys can split the money. I'm just gonna leave quietly. Goodbye."
[Jeff walking away. Shirley nodding at Buzz. Buzz ropes Jeff.]
Jeff: "Ow! Oh! What the hell?!"

• Omg, Shirley's evil
• Annie and Abed have lost it

[Rachel looking at Anthony. Anthony looking back with concern.]

Rachel: "Abed, I don't like this side of you, and I do not like that side of VCR technology. I am glad that it's a dead medium. That was very uncomfortable."
[Rachel leaves.]

• ;-;

Annie: "You're packing?"
Anthony: "Yeah."
Annie: "You're leaving?"
Anthony: "Yeah."
Annie: "Because of last night?"
Anthony: "Yeah."

Man: "Where'd you get these?"

• Is that the guy from "Baby Driver"?