-loved the bit with the Spanish cook asking that chick if she's stupid and to stop calling people lest it causes their ringtone to go off and alert the shooters to their location -these stupid fuckers should've set their phones on silent asap though. as should every fucking character in any movie/show trying to hide from attackers -have an idiot husband break a phone 'cause he got his feefees upset from seeing his wife's sort-of-sexts with his best friend. mate you're in an active shooter situation, prioritize and compartmentalize that shit -how the hell did that best friend struggle to fight off that Spanish twink shooter though? the dude had at least 20 lbs on that twink, he could've knocked him on his ass easy -can i plz get one hostage/shooter movie/show where every character is fcking competent? like 6 Keely Hawes characters plz. BuT tHaT'S hOw PeOpLe WoUlD ReAcT irl sure 'k w/e but it's not entertaining or interesting to watch a bunch of people running around like chickens with their heads cut off. why did everyone feel the need to run back to the pool to check on someone? like, it's an active shooter event, put on your own damn life-mask before putting it on someone else. -why the f did the fat dude (Ben?) tell the kids to hold hands and follow the group? he had to take literally 1 minute to help the old lady down the ledge, he could've told the kids to sit tight and have them all walk together. did the writers have a hemorrhage while writing this? did Ben? am i? is this stupidity all imagined by me as I lay on the ground with a brain vessel bleeding internally?? what a shite way to go -i hate hate hate when scenes don't actually complete and just cut off in the middle of action (when the Spanish twink shooter finds that dude and aims his gun at him and then it cuts to a flashback or whatever? Spinnin' Around is a bop but...), it's supposed to have you on the edge of your seat or whatever but it's just lazy artificial tension (ahem Stranger Things 4 finale...)
Review by BobDole12BlockedParentSpoilers2023-02-21T04:07:31Z
-loved the bit with the Spanish cook asking that chick if she's stupid and to stop calling people lest it causes their ringtone to go off and alert the shooters to their location
-these stupid fuckers should've set their phones on silent asap though. as should every fucking character in any movie/show trying to hide from attackers
-have an idiot husband break a phone 'cause he got his feefees upset from seeing his wife's sort-of-sexts with his best friend. mate you're in an active shooter situation, prioritize and compartmentalize that shit
-how the hell did that best friend struggle to fight off that Spanish twink shooter though? the dude had at least 20 lbs on that twink, he could've knocked him on his ass easy
-can i plz get one hostage/shooter movie/show where every character is fcking competent? like 6 Keely Hawes characters plz. BuT tHaT'S hOw PeOpLe WoUlD ReAcT irl sure 'k w/e but it's not entertaining or interesting to watch a bunch of people running around like chickens with their heads cut off. why did everyone feel the need to run back to the pool to check on someone? like, it's an active shooter event, put on your own damn life-mask before putting it on someone else.
-why the f did the fat dude (Ben?) tell the kids to hold hands and follow the group? he had to take literally 1 minute to help the old lady down the ledge, he could've told the kids to sit tight and have them all walk together. did the writers have a hemorrhage while writing this? did Ben? am i? is this stupidity all imagined by me as I lay on the ground with a brain vessel bleeding internally?? what a shite way to go
-i hate hate hate when scenes don't actually complete and just cut off in the middle of action (when the Spanish twink shooter finds that dude and aims his gun at him and then it cuts to a flashback or whatever? Spinnin' Around is a bop but...), it's supposed to have you on the edge of your seat or whatever but it's just lazy artificial tension (ahem Stranger Things 4 finale...)