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Earthling Cinema

Season 3 2016 - 2017
TV-PG

  • 2016-03-17T04:00:00Z on YouTube
  • 6m
  • 2h (20 episodes)
  • United States
  • Special Interest, Science Fiction
Set your phasers to stun because Garyx Wormuloid will teach you so much about cinema that you’ll think someone shoved an intelligence probe up your ass. With cult classics from The Big Lebowski to Fight Club, nostalgic must-sees from The Lion King to Star Wars, and plain-old badass films like Pulp Fiction and The Godfather, Mr. Wormuloid’s movie knowledge is as vast as his old galaxy. His alien race seems to have an eyebrow fetish, too, which is pretty weird.

20 episodes

Season Premiere

2016-03-17T04:00:00Z

3x01 The Incredibles

Season Premiere

3x01 The Incredibles

  • 2016-03-17T04:00:00Z6m

With The Incredibles 2 debuting this weekend, Garyx reminds you about what's incredible about the original Mr. Incredible: mediocrity & herd morality.

2016-04-09T04:00:00Z

3x02 Brokeback Mountain

3x02 Brokeback Mountain

  • 2016-04-09T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Brokeback Mountain?

2016-04-23T04:00:00Z

3x03 Interstellar

3x03 Interstellar

  • 2016-04-23T04:00:00Z6m

Unpacking Matthew McConnaissance and the religious message in Interstellar.

2016-05-07T04:00:00Z

3x04 Blade Runner

3x04 Blade Runner

  • 2016-05-07T04:00:00Z6m

Want to dominate the Blade Runner 2049 discussion? Watch this.

2016-03-21T04:00:00Z

3x05 X-Men: First Class

3x05 X-Men: First Class

  • 2016-03-21T04:00:00Z6m

The story of a studio that will stop at nothing to retain the rights to its most lucrative franchise.

2016-06-04T04:00:00Z

3x06 The Social Network

3x06 The Social Network

  • 2016-06-04T04:00:00Z6m

Garyx uncovers the hidden meaning behind The Social Network, which is about the website that humans access in order to resent their friends (aka Facebook).

2016-06-18T04:00:00Z

3x07 Zootopia

3x07 Zootopia

  • 2016-06-18T04:00:00Z6m

Predators, drugs, attractive bunnies, and political corruption: Zootopia is surprisingly packed with adult themes in a Disney movie.

2016-07-02T04:00:00Z

3x08 Memento

3x08 Memento

  • 2016-07-02T04:00:00Z6m

Memento is a take on the "noir" genre- second only to pinot noir in greatness.

This week’s artifact is Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, the sequel to the prequel reboot of the remake of a franchise based on a book by a French secret agent.

Winner of not one, not two, but zero Academy Awards.

2016-08-20T04:00:00Z

3x11 How to Train Your Dragon

3x11 How to Train Your Dragon

  • 2016-08-20T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois' How to Train Your Dragon?

2016-09-03T04:00:00Z

3x12 Birdman

3x12 Birdman

  • 2016-09-03T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Alejandro Iñárritu's Birdman? The film follows Riggan Thomson, a mentally ill former movie star who puts on a Broadstreet play in an attempt to jumpstart his car. What? Oh, not car. Career.

2016-09-17T04:00:00Z

3x13 Shrek

3x13 Shrek

  • 2016-09-17T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Vicky Jensen and Andrew Adamson's Shrek? Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is revenge against Disney.

2016-10-01T04:00:00Z

3x14 The Purge

3x14 The Purge

  • 2016-10-01T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon James DeMonaco's The Purge?

2016-10-15T04:00:00Z

3x15 Batman Begins

3x15 Batman Begins

  • 2016-10-15T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins? Garyx explores the origin story of Batman: how a rich white kid with dead parents turns into a batman due to some odd fashion choices.

2016-10-29T04:00:00Z

3x16 Gone Girl

3x16 Gone Girl

  • 2016-10-29T04:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon David Fincher's Gone Girl? Exploring the vanishing phenomenon of calculating human women. Only on a Class 12 planet!

2016-11-12T05:00:00Z

3x17 Finding Dory

3x17 Finding Dory

  • 2016-11-12T05:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Andrew Stanton's Finding Dory? Garyx illuminates Pixar's epic of a Forgetful Fish living with a disability in the Obamacare years.

2016-11-26T05:00:00Z

3x18 Sausage Party

3x18 Sausage Party

  • 2016-11-26T05:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Seth Rogen's Sausage Party? In this animated film, a sausage aims to discover the truth about his existence. But is there a deeper hidden meaning to his existential journey? Let's ask resident intergalactic expert - Garyx Wormuloid.

2016-12-10T05:00:00Z

3x19 WALL·E

3x19 WALL·E

  • 2016-12-10T05:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Andrew Stanton's WALL·E? Our story begins on Earth, which the Earthlings have abandoned in protest of the electoral college.

2017-01-07T05:00:00Z

3x20 The Jungle Book

3x20 The Jungle Book

  • 2017-01-07T05:00:00Z6m

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book?

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