Jacob and I had our first fight today. I claimed that Boss Nass was a different species than the rest of the Gungans due to his widened jawline and lack of protruding eye stalks. Jacob insisted that they are all clearly the same species and that Nass's unique morphology was simply due to weight gained from a lifetime of opulence and leisure. Finally, we compromised by having Omar and Dan beat the christ out of us with some rusted folding chairs we found in a dumpster
