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Sonic games always bring out something from deep inside Arin and Dan... emotions, thoughts, confessions, fanfiction... maybe even fluids!
And thus, the question is presented: does Sonic go as fast as possible, or does he slow down so Knuckles and Tails can keep up??
Fast food...? Gotta go fast....? There's a joke somewhere in here
Sonic Heroes: it's a game that's purchasable!
This game is a bleak vision of a dystopian future in which the world has run out of pinballs, and hedgehogs are utilized in their place to satiate our crippling gambling addictions!
Strap in and get ready for a dizzying ride on a Sonic-themed nightmare coaster! A glossy photo will be available for purchase at the end.
In which Arin vows to personally beat the crap out of every single person that leaves a negative comment about his gameplay. So BE NICE!!!!!
Arin lives out his worst Sonic-related nightmare in real time as Dan sagely postulates as to what Jesus would say if he read YouTube comments.
If there's one thing we're known for besides epic gaming, it's our passionate love for all species of frogs big and small. We encounter many of them in this particular stage of SONIC: HEROES, and while we're not scientists, it's possible that they might have something to do with why we're warming up to this game.
What is this...strange sensation... is it...joy?? While playing a SONIC GAME!?!? Couldn't be...
But I guess without pain, there can be no joy... right?
Those subject to motion sickness might want to watch this one next to your nearest trash bin or vomitorium!
...and let's just say it shares some fairly...illuminating information about why this game BITES EPIC CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!
Spoiler alert: IT'S NOT DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cue endless stream of surprised pikachus
And it doesn't go over easy! Ayyyyyyylmao
Arin and Dan join Team Rose and embark on a brand new nightmare all over again!
We hope every Sonic Heroes player out there has a solid support system around them. You are not alone.
Is Sonic Heroes really different when you play as a different team? Well, that depends on what your definition of "is" is....
Featured Speakers:
Arlo Hammond - "Bicycles: Are they or are they not?"
Drain Avatian - "Ethics: Becoming Detroit: Become Human"
Sometimes you don't have all the tools you need to accomplish a task. Don't let that stop you though. It is those moments where the forsaken are separated from the survivors.
But can he clown plow his way to the ultimate victory? Exclusive details inside!
Team Dark, that is!
Everybody be sure to get your earmuffs so we don't have to listen to the Backstreet Boys anymore!
We LAVA YOU Lovelys!
Biggest Grammy snub EVER.
The Grumps return to their old less-than-favorite, and get sent into a tailspin of existential despair.
Would you get a colonic with sonic? I sure would, doggone it
Once again, this special game throws the Video Game Boy into an existential tailspin
Sometimes fisting turtles isn't the best idea.
The magical time when it was a badge of honor to get seriously injured on a poorly designed water attraction.
I just pictured Sonic dressed up as an elf wearing Link's clothing and.... do NOT get me started!!!
One of the biggest mysteries in Game Grumps lore finally revealed.....
In the Spring of 2021, the "Game Grumps" left Super Rubber World and headed for the fishing grounds of Sonic Heros. Two weeks later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history. And then it happened again. And again.
If Mr. Hanson doesn’t want to take his medication orally, I’m sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don’t think that he would like it.
The Algorithm's here to PUMP UP your harmless tweet amongst friends! So many people are going to want to ruin your life! It's gonna be awesome.
The guttural noises Arin makes in this episode should be extracted and preserved in the Library of Congress for all of eternity. Contact your senator today!
Don't worry, Lovelies, after scouring the depths of human emotion in the last episode, the vibes are back to being decent/lukewarm in this one! Small victories!
If you thought the eulogy was great, just WAIT for the wake.
Are you cock of the walk when you're walking alone?
Because smegmacles are and smegmacles do!
When writing implements would match your mood and pants were as big as your heart.
Plus: Arin pinches a loaf LIVE during this episode!!! You don't wanna miss this one!!!!!!!
At this point, Sonic Heroes is probably going to have long term psychiatric effects for Arin and Dan, and frankly all of us as well if we're being honest
Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger!
As we fly high above the puritanical regime, anointed by the oil of our Beast Lord singing, "We're the Kings of the Castle. And You're the Dirty Rascal. Crash into me, crash into me."
Today, Feel Dee is victor. Today, Feel Dee is king.
PARTAKE THIS.
PARTAKE THIS!
partake this.
For those in the splash zone, you may need a poncho!
"I'm happy to put this one in the 'completed' pile." - Dan Avidan, 2021
