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Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand rides up to see Bubba Chunk dangling the delicate Titties over the ravine. To the boorish Bubba, the solution is simple – either he’ll be the man to love the tender Titties, or he’ll be the man to lynch him. Meanwhile, The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) descends into the Devilish Dickies’ domain – a place of nefariousness and ne’er-do-wells – with a proposition from The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) despicable enough to delight the Devilish Dickies.
Tonight on Last Stream, Bubba Chunk and the glistening, rugged farmhand push, prod, and pummel each other on the edge of the ravine. Their bodies strain in sweat as Titties watches on, wondering which winner will claim him as their spoils. Meanwhile, the Devilish Dickies dangles a bit of bait in front of The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan), but will this fishy bite?
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand thrusts Bubba Chunk into the gaping ravine, leaving him grasping the edge for dear life. As Titties rushes to embrace the victor, Bubba Chunk grabs his foot in one last desperate, destructive attempt at his misguided love, but Titties kicks him away, and Bubba Chunk plummets to the ground below with nothing but Titties’ shoe clutched in his hand, like Cinderella for the dead and also homosexuals.
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) hooked on his rod, the Devilish Dickies leads him by the mouth deep into his lecherous lair where he’s expecting to find The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry), but when The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) takes him by surprise, all The Fish finds is finality.
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) belly up, his role in the underworld is now a hole looking to be filled, so The Muscle (A.K.A. Danya Levine) inserts herself into that hole as the new Fish. Meanwhile, Titties is still down due to the deadly disaster with Bubba Chunk, so the glistening, rugged farmhand takes him to a nearby hot spring where things get steamy.
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand gets Titties back in the saddle, so they can restart the beef train with Long Slim and The Thickness. Meanwhile, The New Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) has made things smoother for The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry), but the Devilish Dickies likes things rough, so how long will this peaceful period persist?
Tonight on Last Stream, the glistening, rugged farmhand continues pushing his stock deeper into the West, and Titties passion for beef seems to be reignited; however, news from The Thickness ends their meat parade prematurely – Bubba Chunk’s father, Daddy Chunk, confronted The Thickness and Long Slim at the last watering hole, and Daddy Chunk is demanding discipline for his son’s death.
Tonight on Last Stream, the honeymoon period between The New Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) and The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) dulls the Devilish Dickies, so the roguish rapscallion retreats to his refuge to ruminate on a recipe for ruin, but Dickies isn’t the only one with an eye for eliminating this new establishment, and an old associate of The Old Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) may soon return from retirement.
Tonight on Last Stream, news reaches our beef brigade detailing Daddy Chunk's efforts to round up a posse in the next town, and if there's one thing our homosexual heifer herders can't stand, it's posse. Meanwhile, a curious character comes out from his cryptic cover to contact the Devilish Dickies - a character who calls himself The Owl.
Tonight on Last Stream, Daddy Chunk sends The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) a warning - Daddy Chunk is a leather daddy, heavy on punishment, and he's about to tan their hides.
Tonight on Last Stream, despite his deal with the Devilish Dickies, The Owl knows the devious one isn’t dependable. After all, Dickies himself played a part in the passing of The Owl’s previous non-platonic partner, The Old Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan), so The Owl prepares a plan to play for both teams and turn his partnership into a three-way until each side tires the other out.
Tonight on Last Stream, with Daddy Chunk talkin’ up a tussle, the glistening, rugged farmhand decides it’s high time Titties learns to shoot, so he takes him into the brush, pulls out his rifle, and slips it into Titties’ hands. Now, Titties is used to handling rifles, but he’s usually not the one doing the shooting, so he gets on his belly, grips the stock tight, and squeezes the trigger, and an almighty explosion goes off in his hands, erupting from the rigid barrel.
Tonight on Last Stream, the shady silhouette known only as The Owl surreptitiously slides up to The New Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) from the shadows with a subversive suggestion. Should she select to side with this secretive stranger, she could succeed The Old Fish (A.K.A. Matt Harrigan) in the same sinful syndicate he once supervised for The Owl; however, such a succession solicits certain sacrifices – succinctly, a slaying of the Devilish Dickies and a surrender of The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) to The Owl’s salacity.
Tonight on Last Stream, when The Thickness captures one of Daddy Chunk’s scouts spying from the scrub, The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) take to his tender flesh to extract their own information.
Tonight on Last Stream, as The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) nears Daddy Chunk’s breastwork in Bottomman’s Brown Gulch, Daddy Chunk fortifies his rear position in preparation The Beef Brigade’s longhorn train forcing its way inside. Bottomman’s Brown Gulch may not be big enough for both of them, but that won’t stop The Beef Brigade from squeezing in through the cracks in Daddy Chunk’s buttresses.
Tonight on Last Stream, The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) has floundered at fingering The Owl through favors, so she switches to a more fun and forceful of finding information. Meanwhile, the Devilish Dickies has discovered some dirt on The Owl – dirt that might lead to a definitive identification.
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) firmly inside Bottomman's Brown Gulch, Daddy Chunk finally comes face to face with the tender Titties of New York City, the face that launched a thousand cattle, the man whose beauty was so divine that his son died while trying to conquer him, and he decides to conquer him too.
Tonight on Last Stream, the Devilish Dickies descends upon The Owl's domain with a despicable detail derived from his devious detective work, but before he can bargain with The Owl, The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) bursts in. She surmised the same secret that Dickies scooped - The Owl is actually Mike Lazzo.
Tonight on Last Stream, The Beef Brigade is holed up inside Bottomman’s Brown Gultch, waiting for Daddy Chunk to make a move, but Daddy Chunk is a gentleman, and he knows better than to rush his advances. Instead, Daddy Chunk decides to play before he pounces; poking and prodding, building the tension until they’re ready to burst.
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Owl revealed to be none other than Adult Swim President, Mike Lazzo, the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) find themselves in quite the Pickle Rick. A man with this much pulsating power can put the two of them in a perilous position, and speaking of positions, The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) has some thoughts on what to do with The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry).
Tonight on Last Stream, The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) is taking a pounding from Daddy Chunk, who’s stuffing his fingers into every crack in their defensive position, and if he can get the right grip, he may just squeeze them out of Bottomman’s Brown Gulch and leave them dripping onto the dirt.
Tonight on Last Stream, The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) have enjoyed a hedonistic harmony for too long, and The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) has a prodigal plan to perforate their party, but will the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) team up and try a threesome with The Owl, or will they support The Last Boys in their gooey glory?
Tonight on Last Stream, The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) collapse into a heap as Daddy Chunk finally penetrates their firm defenses. They played hard to get as long as they could, but now Daddy Chunk has them in his favorite position – on their knees, begging for release.
Tonight on Last Stream, with our newly-formed threesome still feeling each other out, The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo), the Devilish Dickies, and The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) ponder over The Owl’s plan for penetrating the tight, tight sticky-as-glue bond between The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry).
Tonight on Last Stream, with The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening rugged farmhand) splayed beneath him, Daddy Chunk strides over and straddles the tender Titties. Daddy Chunk bends over and presses his face to Titties' face, finally finding himself cheek to cheek with the beau whose beauty blanked his baby boy, Bubba Chunk, and he whispers into Titties' ear "Soon, you will be a sweet nothing."
Tonight on Last Stream, the Biannual Bisexual Biathlon is coming, the biggest event on New York City’s political calendar, except for St. Fat-Chick’s Day Parade of course, and as The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) finish their training together – bent over, exhausted, gasping, sore, rubbed raw, and dripping wet, they look up to see a man they don’t recognize scowling at them through an Andy Warhol haircut – The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo), and if they thought they had it rough before, wait until he’s done riding them.
Tonight on Last Stream, Titties is ripe and ready to burst as Daddy Chunk squeezes him f
or more info on the death of his son, Bubba Chunk, but just as the situation is coming to a climax, a c
linking of spurs cuts through the commotion. The lawman of Bottomman’s Brown Gulch has arrived, Sheriff
Pound Bottomman. He’s got his spurs on, and he’s ready to ride.
Tonight on Last Stream, The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) arch their backs and push against the strange and spindly man before them: that rakish, recondite raconteur who calls himself The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo). Unbeknownst to them, The Owl was the biggest donor in Ben's last mayoral campaign, and if he pulls out of Ben's fresh, tightly funded campaign now, the election could explode, leaving The Last Boys with The Owl's egg all over their faces.
Tonight on Last Stream, like a cat to cream, Sheriff Pound Bottomman has come to pound t
he pandemonium caused by Daddy Chunk and The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the g
listening, rugged farmhand). He’s smelt their stink, and he’s ready to show them just how long the law
can be.
Tonight on Last Stream, as The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) take in as much of the
ir new friend as they can handle, The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) slithers his seed of dissent into their e
ager ears. He reminds The Last Boys that the Biannual Bisexual Biathlon is a two-person race, so if Ben
wants to keep his reelection campaign running, he’ll need to trim their trio into a duo and leave eith
er Marcus or Henry out of the fun.
Tonight on Last Stream, in the chaos created by the confrontation between Daddy Chunk an
d The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand), Sheriff Po
und Bottomman hog ties the whole herd of ‘em to sort out the situation on his home turf – behind the ba
rs of the Bottomman Buttress, but with all these troublemakers in tow, how many men can Sheriff Bottomm
an comfortably squeeze into the hole?
Tonight on Last Stream, with the Biannual Bisexual Biathlon nearing, Ben must choose bet
ween partnering with Marcus or partnering with Henry. Their threesome worked well for a while, but The
Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) has weaseled his way into their tight bonds, and the tension threatens to turn
them into a twosome with The Owl set to secure the spare.
Tonight on Last Stream, the room’s getting hotter, the air’s getting mustier, and the ho
le’s getting tighter as The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged
farmhand) and Daddy Chunk are stuck deep in the Bottomman Buttress, completely at the mercy of Sheriff
Pound Bottomman and his brigade of Bottom Boys.
Tonight on Last Stream, a heartbroken Henry hides the pain when Ben chooses Marcus as his partner in the upcoming Biannual Bisexual Biathlon, but The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) can sense Henry’s woe – and his weakness. The Owl swoops in to suggest a sinister solution: if Henry partners with The Owl in the Biannual Bisexual Biathlon, the two of them can team up with the tandem of the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine) to ensure that the race runs a ruinous course for Ben and Marcus.
Tonight on Last Stream, Sheriff Pound Bottomman moves to separate The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) and sends each of them off for some alone time with one of his Bottom Boys. Sheriff Pound Bottomman’s Bottom Boys are trained in extracting the juice from tough guys like these, and they know how to grind The Beef Brigade until they squeal.
Tonight on Last Stream, with his slender tendrils successfully slinked into Henry’s supple, susceptible soul, The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) sets out to start his sinister scheme to subvert Ben’s re-election. Together with the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine), The Owl forges a fearsome foursome with Henry, forcing him to fracture from Ben and Marcus and face ending their friendship forever.
Tonight on Last Stream, with his Bottom Boys prodding The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand), Sheriff Pound Bottomman turns his attention to Daddy Chunk. It’s a meeting of meat meant to test their mettle and settle who can handle more, and only one man will come on top.
Tonight on Last Stream, after weeks of training with the Devilish Dickies and The Fish (A.K.A. Danya Levine), The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) has refined Henry into his peak physical shape – the shape of a stubby, ginger pear, and with a win in today’s Biannual Bisexual Biathlon, Henry could firmly grasp the pole position in the upcoming mayoral re-election, causing an inevitable shrink in Ben’s poll numbers. However, even with The Owl’s support, a win would be no small feat for the small-footed Henry. After all, Henry’s not what you would call a winner, and he would have to take the top position, something Henry’s never tried before, but it would also mean Henry would have to finish first, which he is quite accustomed to.
Tonight on Last Stream, squeals squeak through the walls of their cell as a broken Daddy Chunk cries out for mercy. Sheriff Pound Bottomman is a punisher, and if Daddy Chunk and The Beef Brigade (Titties, Long Slim, The Thickness, and the glistening, rugged farmhand) ever want to escape the grasp of his long arm, they’ll have to put the past aside and form a gang to bang their way outta there.
Tonight on Last Stream, The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo) has done the unthinkable – he’s led Henry Zebrowski to victory in an athletic competition, and with their triumphant double-teaming in the Biannual Bisexual Biathlon, The Owl has fully exposed Henry as a challenger to Ben’s reelection. Ben may have the benefit of being the incumbent, but Henry’s bent in cum several times, and he’s not just gonna lay down and take it if the race gets sticky.
