I have discovered an inherent problem with "top whatever" lists: they're essentially flame-bait. Trolls just flock to these things because, for whatever reason, the idea of "opinion" doesn't fly.
I'm putting a stop to this once and for all! This is the top 17 games that I want to talk about — at the very moment in time I created this. By now this list has totally changed, but whatever man. This is like a time capsule for my brain and nobody can refute its accuracy. Unless they're Professor X.
