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A man is enchanted by Lolita as she walks through the park. His mother tries to distract him with children's toys to no avail. He goes after her but is smacked off-screen.
Undressing in front of the radio causes it to change tune and bounce around. Lolita removing her bra leads to its final destruction.
Lolita is sleeping on the couch when a vampire sneaks in through the open door. Before he can bite her she turns in her sleep exposing her breasts. The vampire is enraptured and flaps his wings causing all her covers to fall off. The sight makes his fangs fall out (Freudian or what?) and he leaves in embarrassment.
A vampire sneaks in when Lolita is sleeping on the couch. He stealthily bites her neck and she turns out to be an inflatable decoy that zooms all over the room. Lolita pops up out of hiding and the vampire stalks off in defeat. She winks at the camera.
A snowman watches from outside as Lolita puts ornaments on her Christmas tree. Her skirt rises as she bends and stretches on the stool thus exposing her panties. The snowman gets so hot and bothered he melts.
A tennis umpire looks up from his game to see Lolita sitting on her blanket with her bikini on ready to suntan. He is distracted, but tries to mind his game. Then he sees she has removed the bikini top and is so unsettled his chair tips over with a resounding crash.
We watch from inside the television as it plays a skeet shooting match. Lolita removes her dress and the TV moves to try and watch. She strips off her underwear off screen and comes back wearing a robe. She somehow senses the TV is watching her and turns it off.
A man notices the draft from a grate blowing up an older woman's dress. Lolita walks by and he hopes the draft will do the same again but nothing happens. Perplexed, he steps over the grate himself and it blows up his raincoat. Lolita turns, whistles and winks as the tables are turned. With her white dress the episode is clearly referencing Marylin Monroe's classic skirt blowing up scene in "The Seven Year Itch"
Lying by the pool a man hears Lolita singing in the shower. He goes to sneak a peek but Lolita strikes a high note which spider-webs his glasses thus preventing him from seeing anything. At least a couple shots are a tribute to Hitchcock's famous shower scene from "Psycho".
A painting of a pop eyed naval officer watches as Lolita strips down for bed. The first sight of her straightens his mustache, then the painting bangs and twirls so rapidly it changes styles to something akin to Picasso. Lolita knowingly winks at us as she lies in bed.
Lolita strolls through the park. A boy's toy robot notices and walks over to get a better look. The sight of Lolita merely sitting on a bench causes the robot to blow its stack and rocket into the sky. The boy cries as he sees his toy disappear.
Hot from pedaling on her exercise bike, Lolita removes her sweater. The bike sees this and turns into a bucking bronco throwing Lolita from the bike. It continues to buck wildly and destroys a vase. Lolita recognizes the problem, puts her sweater back on and the bike returns to normal.
Lolita casually turns on the TV during the evening news and proceeds to change her clothes. Somehow the TV announcer can see this and becomes more and more excited. Before he completely loses it the picture cuts out due to bad reception as Lolita has tossed her panties onto the antenna.
Lolita, wearing only underwear, is ironing her pants and sets the iron down to get her red shirt. Shaking the shirt causes the iron and ironing board to behave like a bull: streaming, pawing and about to charge. Thinking quickly, Lolita wields her shirt like a cape sending the faux bull into a wall. She celebrates which the classic matador flair.
Lolita goes to vacuum her living room but the vacuum begins to bend and bounce out of control. Quickly it twists and sucks up her see through négligé. It then bounces over to the couch and promptly explodes. Lolita is confused.
Her teddy bear is sitting on the bed when Lolita comes in and begins disrobing. This excites the bear and he starts pulling out is own stuffing to cool off. By the time she has her see through négligé on the bear has become a small bear rug with twirling psychedelic eyes. Lolita winks knowingly.
Stopped at a traffic light in her convertible, Lolita takes the time to freshen up a little. This catches the attention of a traffic light which blinks, wails, adopts a cap and finally beats itself to death. Lolita winks and speeds off.
Lolita's flute practice causes her music stand to ogle her. She switches to a snake charmer's song which keep the stand under control for a bit. As this clearly is not a long term strategy, Lolita whacks and destroys it with her flute.
After casually spitting a few cherry pits into her garbage can Lolita misses. She goes to to pick it up and the garbage can with tongue hanging out watches her bend over. Alas, this is too thrilling for it and it ends up half crumpled. Lolita is resigned as she sees yet another household item destroyed.
Lolita answers the phone and smiles to some rather amorous sounding talk. To her surprise the mouthpiece starts kissing her. She pulls it away and puts down the receiver. It makes a huge effort and wraps is cord around her and plants many small kisses on her face. Lolita giggles at the attention.
Lolita walks into a secluded corner of the park with her blanket and begins undressing. A tree takes notice and shakes violently enough to drop a branch on her blanket when she removes her bra. Unzipping pants sends it into a frenzy showering down more branches. With pants still around her ankles Lolita can only be perplexed at what went on.
Lolita's large blue sweater isn't long enough to cover her rear as she stretches on the porch. A lamp takes notice and tries to stare. Looking back between her legs she catches a glimpse of it. It quickly freezes to cover up but then wakes a second lamp head. When both look the lamp overbalances and falls to the floor in broken heap. Lolita notices this and is curious as to what happened.
While Lolita walks across a bridge a man which a large rock tied to him comes up on the other side clearly intent on committing suicide. Contemplating his fate he happens to notice Lolita enjoying the view over the water and, what's more, the wind is blowing up her dress and exposing her sexy underthings. Energized, he realizes he has something to live for but carelessly tosses away the rock forgetting he is tied to it and goes over the railing. Lolita senses something happened but sees nothing when she looks back.
Lolita is tape recording her piano practice when she's disturbed by noise upstairs. Grabbing a broom she stretches up to pound the ceiling. The noise stops but not before the tape recorder sees her bum due to her short dress. It wants another look and plays back the noise. More vigorous pounding sends the tape recorder to pieces and Lolita is left wondering why it fell apart.
Lolita lies on the grass reading a book. A mole pops out of the ground and after adjusting his glasses sees her and goes for a closer look. Attracted by her cleavage it charges towards her but Lolita has noticed and quickly slams her book to trap it. As she walks away we see that ironically her book is for animal lovers.
Lolita is just finishing up painting an outdoor scene when a little man pops up in her painting and starts whistling at her. After two failed attempts to paint him over she blacks out the entire painting with a roller. She then triumphantly signs it.
With her pink bikini and blanket Lolita sits down in the park to get some sun. She does not know that a peeping tom is watching from the trees with his binoculars. However, when she takes her top off the binoculars go wild and run toward her so they may snuggle her bosom.
Lolita checks her weight on the scales. But the scales see her and cleverly show a higher weight. Lolita takes her robe off in hopes to get the right weight but it only goes up higher. She takes off her top, the scales freak out, explode and the eyeball-like dial drops into her hand and makes kissing noises. Lolita shrugs it off, smiles and winks at the camera
Walking down the street Lolita sees a hippie guitar player. Appreciating his playing, she drops a coin in his tin. But what really inspires him is the glimpse of her underthings as she bends over to add a coin. He quickly changes into a better groomed calypso player. Lolita puts in another coin and another glimpse drives him into a wild frenzy of electric rock finishing with a guitar smash. Lolita applauds.
A cupid in a painting notices Lolita looking up. Attracted by her generous cleavage he leaves the painting and shoots an arrow into her bum. This is not directly effective, but she is compelled by his cuteness and cuddles him like a toddler.
Lolita walks up to a statue. Inspired, she takes off her top and lies on the statue in the same pose. A statue lion's eyes open and goggle at the sight before him.
Lolita is watching Hamlet with a tear in her eye. Then Yorick's skull sees her and bounces out of the actor's hand but leaving his jaw behind clearly desperate to snuggle in her lap. Lolita is unsure what to do. The skull winks at the camera.
Lolita adopts a sitting pose for a sculptor. The sculptor works quickly and she is looking forward to the result. But the statue ends up being a sitting man rather than Lolita. The sculptor, being a gay stereotype, sticks his tongue out at her.
A man has already started playing his double bass when Lolita gets to her seat. Seeing her from behind sends the man into a fantasy where he imagines his double bass is a naked Lolita. This leads to some interesting sounds and when Lolita turns around she is slightly worried to see the man hugging his instrument and falling into a heap. Nonetheless, she likes the performance and claps happily.
With Lolita sleeping on the couch a nighttime burglar creeps into her living room and starts taking things. Lolita wakes with a gasp and covers herself with a sheet. The crook turns and thinks Lolita is a ghost. He flies into the night without taking a thing and Lolita is surprised at the result.
Lolita wanders through an Egyptian exhibit at the museum and stops to admire a sarcophagus standing upright. It vibrates and pops open revealing a mummy. The sight of Lolita causes his bandages to fall off. But even when he crumbles into a pile of ash and bandages his eyes still watch Lolita. She decides the best thing to do is simply close the sarcophagus and walk away.
While strolling through the park in fall Lolita notices a homeless man lying on a bench an shivering. She cannot resist helping and puts her coat over him. He looks to see his benefactor and, as per usual, is heated up to the boiling point just by looking at Lolita. With sweat pouring off he tosses off his clothes and jumps into a pond to cool down. Lolita looks a little shocked.
A tenor begins to sing and notices his voice is causing Lolita's skirt to flap. He then redoubles his efforts to expose more of her legs which works to a degree but ultimately results in a spotlight falling from the rafters. Lolita applauds.
Presumably to replace the old painting, Lolita buys a painting of a man on a boat for her bedroom. She makes the mistake of undressing for bed and the man in the painting notices and is driven wild. He bites off some railing and pounds the boat causing it to sink. Lolita looks at the painting which only shows the dock and the water being sure there was more to it.
A lustful museum employee notices Lolita imitating the portraits. Inspired, he puts up a painting hoping her imitation will expose some flesh. It does and he tries another, more revealing painting. But Lolita is not interested and merely mocks the painting. The hopeful employee has to put his tongue back.
Once again the vampire tries to get Lolita as she sleeps on the couch. This time she wakes up and frightens the vampire with fake fangs. The vampire zooms away and Lolita, victorious again, laughs and winks at the camera.
A man poses with his shirt off for Lolita's clay sculpture. While he admires Lolita he realizes the sculpture is underwhelming as it accurately depicts his skinny body. He puffs out his chest mightily causing Lolita some consternation as she has to add clay. But he overdoes it and breaks the button on his pants forcing him to hop away while covering his nakedness. Lolita giggles.
An exhausted lumberjack tries to chop down a tree. It is slow going until Lolita arrives and sits down on a blanket with a picnic basket. Seeing her he jumps into frenzied and apparently destructive action. The tree is chopped to pieces and quickly formed into a table and chair which he graciously offers to Lolita.
A boy sits in a tree reading a magazine titled "Adult Games" when he sees Lolita stop her jogging to get a drink of water and change her shirt. Naturally the sight enthralls him, but then Lolita continues running. He goes back to his book but throws it away. We see that the magazine was about "War", not love and he has seen the light.
Lolita lies partially covered by a blanket modeling for a painter. He is upset when she moves to scratch her nose and even more angry when she sneezes. He finishes the painting and is pleased. Lolita goes to look and discovers he has only painted a vase and not her at all. She smashes the painting over his head.
