My favorite thing about this episode was recognizing locations from lost.
Wow, what a hot mess this show is. I don't know who green lit this, but it was a huge mistake.
The acting is stilted; the writing and dialogue is painfully awkward ("Flyers are awesome! I love flyers!"); the show feels low budget 90s show with some OK special effects thrown in because it's the premiere of a Marvel property. It's obvious that the money spent for the premiere is not going to be spent for future episode -- they shaved off Medusa's hair within the first episode, my guess is so that they can save money in future episodes by not having to animate it.
The bad cliched decisions are all over the place. For instance, good guys wear bright colorful outfits. The bad guys? They wear all black.
The villain in the show is a puny plain human. It's also hard to bond with Black Bolt who doesn't speak and is a king of a city that enslaves citizens that don't have powers.
This show is going to be the first one of the 2017 season that I am removing from the DVR schedule.
could someone explain how are they they were able to shave Medusa's hair when only her hands were being held? She was fully conscious and could have taken them all out.
[4.3/10] In one of Family Guy’s notorious cutaway gag, a character declares that he hasn’t been this confused since he saw the film No Way Out. The scene flashes back to him walking out of the theater and declaring, “How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?”
It’s hard not to feel the same way about Inhumans showrunner Scott Buck. The biggest mystery left in the wake of “Behold...The Inhumans!” is not how the titular heroes will cope with the coup in their kingdom, or whether an apparent seer’s predictions are true, or even what the unclear superpowers of this motley lot are, but rather how Buck keeps being handed the keys to the kingdom after so many meh-to-ugh seasons of television produced under his watch. Does he have compromising pictures of some executive? Are studio honchos happy enough that he makes the trains run on time? Is he just a really nice person?
Regardless, despite driving the back half of Dexter into the ground and getting Iron Fist off to (generously) a rocky start, Buck was nevertheless tapped to run Inhumans, Marvel Studios’ answer to the contractual obligations that prevent it from using the X-Men. The Inhumans are a collection of powerful beings who live in a hidden city on the moon, and develop random superpowers when exposed to terrigen crystals. The opening episode does its best to establish their world (with decor that makes it look like most of the population lives in a modern art museum) and then just as quickly topples it.
At its core, the first episode of Inhumans is more dull than awful, more stock than stinking, which is really the only bit of faint praise I can offer Mr. Buck and the product he oversaw. There’s so many strange or underwhelming choices in the opening hour of the series, so many clumsy efforts to establish character or setting, but the whole thing is largely boringly competent, albeit barely so.
It’s hard to know where to start with the questionable choices at play here. For one thing, the show uses the ABC television house style, which gives everything the veneer of cheapness that sister show Agents of Shield has had to overcome from the beginning. It’s hard to know whether it’s the lighting or the design or what, but it makes these elaborate, faux-regal titans seem like cosplayers putting on a show at a local gallery.
The pilot goes for scenery porn now and then (presumably for the IMAX release) with long zooms or slow motion shots of boots meeting mud, but it’s all empty calories and not particularly captivating even as raw imagery. By the same token, the pair of action scenes in the pilot share the same lackadaisical cadence and choreography that immediately suck the life out of them. If you want to see barely-introduced good guys engage in some going-through-the-motions combat with faceless mooks, “Behold” has you covered.
Or how about the decision to focus much of the episode on a main character who cannot speak and only communicates in hand signals and translations from his wife. While in other hands, that might be an interesting and fruitful challenge, one that allows the lead actor to use all the other tools in his toolbox to communicate meaning and emotions, instead Inhumans’s Black Bolt is just a stone-faced cipher who has all the charisma of a cardboard standee the other characters wheel around the palace.
But maybe Black Bolt is lucky, as he barely has to utter any of the show’s weak dialogue. Buck, who’s also the writer of “Behold,” never met a clunky, obvious statement about what a character’s personality is or what the current situation is that he didn’t like. The episode would, frankly, be better served by just having a Star Wars-style introductory crawl rather than straining to have its characters stiltedly explain things they already know to one another.
There’s also the big issue that the pilot involves a purportedly gigantic change in the status quo -- a shift in leadership, betrayals among allies and family members, and the like -- when we’ve barely seen the status quo long enough to care. “Behold” gives some combination of The Lion King and Game of Thrones, with palace intrigue and a jealous, ousted brother rallying the unwashed masses, but despite its bending over backwards to convey what the scenario is, it never bothers to do anything to make us care.
All of that, coupled with wooden dialogue and tepid performances means there’s little promise to the series after its opening hour. The best hope for the show lies in its premise. However ham-handedly “Behold” introduces and deals with these ideas, there’s some legitimate complexity to Maximus (Game of Thrones’ Iwan Rheon, playing the Inhuman equivalent of a squib) railing against the caste system to the common people, and declaring that their problems could end if they just went to Earth for a little lebensraum. (One of the ill-explained aspects in an overexplain-y pilot is why Inhuman ruler Black Bolt opposes this and thinks going to Earth would lead to war.) Despite the awful lines he’s forced to deliver, Rheon finds some interesting notes to play for the character.
And the series premiere also promises some fish out of water material, which worked well for both Thor and Wonder Woman. The prospect of a pack of nigh-aliens and their poorly-composited CGI dog traipsing around the modern world could prove enjoyable. But that part of the story will need to escape the Buck-shaped anchor bringing it down in order to make something out of that setup, and if the bulk of this episode is any indication, those are some long odds.
Hopefully somebody somewhere looked at this episode and was pleased, patting themselves on the back for having the foresight to sign Scott Buck on to run yet another show. I don’t know what’s going through that person’s mind, or what they think quality is, or if they’ve ever seen Buck’s prior cratering creative failures. But somebody keeps hiring this guy, and so I hope they’re happy, because no one else watching this crap is.
Ramsay Bolton shaving a redhead in the first episode has to be a Game of Thrones reference. That's the reason why this show can't possibly be as bad as everyone seem to believe.
Yeah, I think "Inhumans" will go on the shelf with that other Marvel title "Lucky Man." Perhaps Even behind it. So disappointed... When does "Agents of Shield" begin its new season? And let's not forget "The Punisher."
This was exceptionally bad, especially in comparison to other Marvel shows. It has managed to literally go in the opposite direction of the reasons we usually like Marvel TV shows.
Good to see that even such a highly advanced civilization such as this has not improved on the fine, fine grooming products made by Wahl Clipper. Respected the universe over!
Pretty much the 2005 Fantastic Four movie as a tv show, except probably not even as good as that. Since there was actually better acting in that movie. Lock Jaw is cool though.
Not sure why they would even release the pilot in the movies. It looks big budget, so I guess they wanted to get some money back. Set pieces and expensive CGI shouldn't have been mostly all they focused on.
It's like they never bothered to test the actors together to see if they had chemistry or if they fit the characters.
That was my reaction to the first half hour. But it actually gets better once the action starts. The first half hour was bland with too much talking.
You will probably get reminded of Thor with all the Shakespeare brother betraying brother stuff.
7.5/10 - The scenes in Hawaii where quite pretty (especially the one at the beginning) and this show looks promising. Unfortunately the class system (and Maximus) feel silly/forced. And the earth team behind the moon rover felt just stupid (instead of funny). I'm mostly interested to see(/learn) more of Crystal, Karnak, and Gorgon (they could likely be a great/fun team).
I liked it. It's different. Glad that red hair was shaved off though. It would have gotten on my nerves after awhile.
Beginning Inhumans as part of my chronological watch of all the Marvel film and TV properties post Iron Man. I'm unfamiliar with any predating material the show is based on, and therefore can't comment on the adaption to on screen for this mini-series. I do however know it was met with mostly displeasing reactions and was shortly after cancelled, which doesn't spell good faith in me for the upcoming episodes.
As a pilot goes, the world was established well and the story set up in enough of an intriguing way that I am somewhat intrigued to see the next episode. However, it was disappointing personally to learn that Iwan Rheon was playing yet another villain. This coupled with the GoT like tonality hasn't exactly excited me.
Character-wise, there's not really anyone that I've latched onto yet. I'd like to see more of Black Bolt and Medusa, not necessarily together, and am also curious about Crystal. My favourite so far as to be Kamak, whose power is the most original I've seen in a superhero universe for a while, mostly due to the visualisation of such demonstrated in the action scene toward the end.
The plot doesn't break ground aside from setting up the world and I'm relying on the second episode to take me somewhere I don't expect. So far, the series seems very much a sister project of Agents of Shield, but without the winning characters and thrilling set pieces. Cinematography's pretty bland, the VFX isn't great and besides the use of a Paint It Black cover in the final quarter, the music was easy to miss.
Overall, I can't say I'm enamoured with this show, especially now Medusa's had her hair cut off, which was one of the only vaguely interesting thing visually this episode. Looking forward to seeing if this can be taken in an exciting direction next episode though.
And thank God it's only 6 eps and not the dreaded 13 of Netflix or 24 of ABC!
Just awful. Why did I waste my time?
I am really struggling with the decision to further watch this. It started mediocre and went downhill fast. Feels like King Arthur meets X-men. Not even the visuals are above average. As mentioned before it isn´t a society you would care for and the characters are lacking any depth. Althought that might be adressed later. Some things are even ridiculous like an aerospace control center in the middle of a huge empty hall that consist of a couple tables. who imagines such things ? Guess there isn´t a lot of money to spent for this show. And it needed a lot more of background for people who haven´t seen all of Agents of Shield like myself. The dog is cool thought
Lol... what a poor attempt of a show. A bag full of cliches and very bad CGI. The very first 2 minutes made me cringe... it was an indication of what will come after. The medusa hair animation was so cheap that I'm glad its already gone. Yet another show filled with dumb decisions, bad drama, poor acting and awful dialogue. It has the depth of a blind otter 3/10
Wow, this is astonishingly bad. I thought the comics was mediocre, but somehow they managed to make it into an even worse show. Seriously, Marvel, I know you are upset about the whole mutants/x licensing stuff, but Inhumans is a sad, sad substitute attempt.
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Ouch. I've watched some hot garbage before, and I'll likely watch another episode at least. But this has some issues. For one, Inhuman society is horrible. Monarchy, castes, those that don't get terragenesis manifestations are enslaved.
And what was up with awkward beach party. I'm glad they shaved off that hair, that was just awful. And Blackbolt is as compelling a character as warm, spoiled milk. I'm struggling to find anything redeeming in this rn.