All-England Summarize Proust Competition; Mt. Everest, start again!; International hairdressing expedition to climb Everest; animation- coming attraction for
A Magnificent Festering'; Mervyn tries to reach the fire brigade about his dead hamster and his brother comes home from Dublin (telephone operators interested in shoe sizes), fire brigade come over for a drop of sherry; Party Hints by Veronica Small: How to deal with the Red Menace at Your Party; start again!; animation- Russians selling Communist Revolutions, Putrid Peter & Barry Bigot doll; man wants instructional tapes, Sandy Wilson's version ofThe Devils' song: Hello Operator; Mr. Smoketomuch wants to arrange an adventure holiday
What's the point off going abroad if your going to be carted around like a sheep...'; Thrust: Anne Elk's theory about the BrontosaurusAAAAhheeeemmm!'; start again!