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Private Notes
When Eddie predicts a haul of half a million pound in used notes he doesn't forecast the kidnapping going disastrously wrong!
Eddie intends to prove to his family that he is a man to be reckoned with when he plans a £250,000 bank job ...
It seems inevitable that, even if he wanted to, Eddie is never going to be able to give up a life of crime ...
While attempting to plan a new job, Eddie inadvertently gets himself hired as a hit man ...
Eddie plan's to take advantage of the social security benefits system ...
Dolly has been left some money in a cricket-mad uncle's will but, in order to inherit it, she must scatter his ashes at The Oval - during a test match!
Norma has got herself a job and left a life of crime behind her - or so it seems, until she is dismissed and Eddie sues for unfair dismissal ...
Cold, wet and hungry - Eddie decides to burgle his posh neighbours, the Heseltines, and steal some of their party food ...
Eddie's latest plan to get rich involves posing as an Arab oil sheik ...
When Ginger gives Greasy Tony a forged fiver at his Italian fish and chip shop, it could spell the end for Eddie's counterfeiting scheme ...
Dolly thinks her mother would be better off in Holloway - but, meanwhile. the family looks for a better place to squat after a storm makes their's even more unlivable than before. Inevitably, they end up back at square one but find that other squatters have moved in ...
Eddie decides to run for Parliament - after all, there appears to be more crooks in the House of Commons than in most prisons. His plan suffers a setback when he announces that he will put up dog licenses to £100 and the dog population take their revenge ...
