Add
Private Notes
Learn to cook Hawaiian style – kind of! Shivering shits Chico and Paul get liquored up and grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum.
SwearNet's culinary cocktarts travel into the future to cook up a fucked feast of spam, meatloaf, and prawn flavoured cheese in a tube. The future's looking SHIT!
Holy fuck, there's only 247 days to Christmas! Make sure you're fully prepared by watching Offworld Cookery's masterclass on cooking a totally not shit Xmas dinner!
English tossers Chico and Paul attempt to cook a fucking magical 4th of July feast. Expect cheeseburgers, liquor, blood, and lots of shit mustard....
So, what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!
Chico and Paul do absolutely fuck all for Anglo-French relations as they attempt to create a meat feast fit for Napoleon – in the fucking rain!
This week: feast like a fucking barbarian and learn how to make goat leg stew and shit soup. Yum fucking yum!
Praise be! Jesus Christ Himself (or it might be Chico in a shit wig) cooks a heavenly feast with the aid of holy wine, a burning bush, and a traditional Roman dick spoon!
Paul, Chico, and Alessandro are back with another season of outdoor food cockery! This time, these three English gents actually have a table! Can these posh pricks maintain such a high level of decorum?
There’s enough dope and rum in this breakfast that you’d swear it was straight from Sunnyvale. Join the Offworld Cookery team for an early-morning fucked-up exploration of the full English breakfast!
Join an expedition with revered winter big-bollocks Captain Scott in the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica. Too much sugar, too much powdered shit, and not nearly enough women.
Chico makes the best of a medical emergency by not letting his kidney go to waste. Instead, he’s jamming it into a fucking pie, served alongside chicken soup and some kind of berry-nut-rum-jizz dessert!
Alessandro is under the frightening custody of Officer Paul Kerry, a man with no safe word. These three sorry shits manage to put together some horrible porridge, some surprising souffle, and dry prison brownies -- all before Judge Chico determines Alessandro’s fate.
It’s a tribute to a cinematic icon as the Offworld dicks dress like their favourite Mel Gibson characters and feast on Mel-inspired meals. Guest starring the voice-over talents of the raging, frothing, heavy-breathing maniac himself!
Time for some schoolyard nostalgia with two gonads known as "Sir" and "The Boy!" It's just like a day at school, except the milk gets you drunk and the science experiment gets you high!
Three ghoulish food fucks cook up some fearsome food, highlighted by a dessert of OJ Simpson's Gingerbread Glove. Meanwhile, glittery cock-faced Hitler pumpkin keeps grim watch.
