Now the truth can be told! Wait, not quite now, give it another couple of seconds. OK... now.
Hangar 18 tells the story of a vast cover-up involving a crashed UFO, the Man From UNCLE, Kolchak the Night Stalker, and lots and lots of mustaches. In fact, this may be the mustachiest film outside of full-blown 70s porn. Please take our word for that, and do not type "full-blown" and "porn" into Google. Your internet searches are no longer safe. I'm talking to you in particular, Tim. We know what you do, alone, in the dark. Everyone knows: us, the government, and especially your dead Na-Na, who is weeping in Heaven right now.
So make it up to her, and enjoy Hangar 18 instead of - you know - that other stuff.
