Once again, for the second episode in a row, they bring back a character we thought and have been told is dead (Minetta), have him barely contribute anything, then kill him off for real. WHY?! It serves no purpose!
It makes no sense that Jughead is suddenly a noire detective, and also all the adults treat it seriously. Why would they do that? But it's just the writers thinking a noire parody would be cute, without actually putting any thought to it past that. There was a fucking maple leaf on the door. It was a brothel. Penelope Blossom previously ran a brothel out of her own house. You really couldn't connect those giant dots on your own? Seriously? Also, that sexually charged encounter between Jughead and Hermione at the end was fucking weird. Remember, Jughead is 16.
Smithers fought in World War II? How old is he supposed to be? What? This makes no sense!
Archie went to literally kill Hiram, then instead shoots another person who was about to kill Hiram. Why? Just let that guy shoot Hiram. Problem solved. Where the hell did Archie get a gun, by the way? Fred is not nearly concerned enough that his 16 year-old son is an alcoholic. This is not a normal situation.
Review by JasperKazaiVIP 2BlockedParentSpoilers2023-12-28T00:46:46Z
Once again, for the second episode in a row, they bring back a character we thought and have been told is dead (Minetta), have him barely contribute anything, then kill him off for real. WHY?! It serves no purpose!
It makes no sense that Jughead is suddenly a noire detective, and also all the adults treat it seriously. Why would they do that? But it's just the writers thinking a noire parody would be cute, without actually putting any thought to it past that.
There was a fucking maple leaf on the door. It was a brothel. Penelope Blossom previously ran a brothel out of her own house. You really couldn't connect those giant dots on your own? Seriously?
Also, that sexually charged encounter between Jughead and Hermione at the end was fucking weird. Remember, Jughead is 16.
Smithers fought in World War II? How old is he supposed to be? What? This makes no sense!
Archie went to literally kill Hiram, then instead shoots another person who was about to kill Hiram. Why? Just let that guy shoot Hiram. Problem solved. Where the hell did Archie get a gun, by the way?
Fred is not nearly concerned enough that his 16 year-old son is an alcoholic. This is not a normal situation.