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It’s Christmas Day, and crime scene cleaner Wicky is looking forward to Weasel’s Christmas raffle at the pub. First prize: an actual horse. All that stands in his way is a blood-soaked crime scene in an ice cream parlour and a regular customer who isn’t going to let a little thing like a murder stop him from getting the perfect peach melba ice cream.
Professional crime-scene cleaner Wicky has to mop up after a particularly grisly murder, but keeps being interrupted by people unexpectedly dropping in on the crime scene.
Novelist Terence has two problems: his gran recently passed away, and he has writer’s block. Wicky thinks these issues might be related.
When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky meets the neighbour - and might have met his match.
Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up a burglary gone wrong. But things aren’t what they seem, and Wicky’s morals are tested.
Wicky visits a social media influencer with millions of followers and an unhealthy obsession with the 1980s.
Crime scene cleaner Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home, and bumps into his first ‘proper’ girlfriend.
Wicky faces the ultimate test of self-control: a job in a pub, after he’s promised his new girlfriend he’ll stay off the booze.
Wicky is hired by a theatre where a male strip show has got out of hand. A self-important clown, a whimsical theatre manager and a broken fire alarm turn his day into a nightmare.
Wicky is called to a shooting in a technology shop, where he finds himself sharing the night shift with Kai, a shelf-stacking conspiracy theorist.
Wicky is on his way to clean up after a tragic death at a stately home, but there’s a shaman on the scene as well, and he has his own mystical agenda.
Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a statue. Tempers in the town are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty.
A gamekeeper has been murdered in rural Wales, and it falls to Wicky to clean up the mess. He knows that whatever happens on the job, it’s important not to lose your head.
