Season 2011 2011

I explore the wonders of explosive diarrhea and tell a story about my encounters.

I was furious when my black friends wouldn't let me freestyle rap with them. So I just had to make a video to express my true feelings.

I had my first day of school today, and I was outraged when these douche bags wouldn't share their cereal with me. I was PISSED off.

I was asked to try out for the football team, and so I did. It didn't exactly go the way I planned, and I was outraged. Sometimes a man can only take so much. I have a heart too you know.

I have homework to do, SO LEAVE ME ALONE. Gangsters cry too.

Let me tell you a little something about pigeons and gay pride. They are both quite similar if you think about it. A pigeon shat on my head today. Had to get my haircut. Not too happy.

There were some technical difficulties with the last show, so it didn't show up in everyone's subscription box. Here it is. Just click on my finger.

The best way to get pussy is to follow my advice. This video may or may not be useful, depending on how you look at it.

This is the best/worst freestyle ever. Enjoy this or I will rape your family and make you eat hot dogs really slowly while I watch and stroke my young salamander. Also, we should get some ice cream together. I love ice cream, especially when it drips down to my scrotum. One time, I was seating ice cream, and it turned out to be someone's cock. But accidents happen. This rapper right here is a part of Grind Time. A freestyle battle league.

I love Jersey Shore but everybody thinks I'm gay. I'll explain why.

I hate it when Asians beat me in my English essays. That's not supposed to happen. It simply goes against nature. Here is a video to express my hate towards the race in general.

Note: This is not to be taken seriously. I am asian as well.

What do you guys think? Sometimes I sit down when I pee to remind myself of how much of a pussy I am. I have a baby dick. I am a faggot. If you don't like me/think this is funny, don't watch it. It's that simple. Sometimes black people beat me up. No wait, that's all the time.

If you need girl advice. Come to me.

Worst. Day. Ever.