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Raps on Larry King Stuttering John interviews Walter Mondale & Allison Steele Jessica Hahn on hidden camera (Ted the Janitor, Fred the Elephant Boy) Newmark & Lewis Commerical News with Richard Belzar (his wife (Harlee McBride), Gay Parade) Zodiac Killer Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blows smokes through his eyes.
King Howard talks about his reviews Sam Kinison David Brenner talks to a critic Billy West - Frank Sinatra Alzheimer skit Monkey drinks Snapple Stuttering John interviews Roy Scheider & Joey Ramone News of Mrs Salaam & Central Park Rape trial, Lucy Try-outs Lie Detector - Did Howard Stern slip Jessica Hahn the tongue? Joe Walsh & Sam Kinison - Desperado
Roseanne Barr sings National Anthem parody Sternac Richard Simmons (Tape parodies) with Rosemarie & Michael Billy West - Ed McMahon star search parody Young MC & Amy Lynn Baxter Amy Lynn Baxter stripping News of Roseanne Barr & Tom Arnold & Bush signs disable law Stuttering John interviews Paul Harvey & Mrs. Edgar Bergen Felix Cavaliere - I Been Lonely Too Long, Young Rascals medley Live commercial: Bo Knows
George Steinbrenner parody Women wrestling Billy West & Sukreet Gabiel - Sadaam Hussein parody Pat Cooper Billy West - Leona Helmsley Parody News with Pat Cooper of Tawna Brawley & Al Sharpton, Man saves Gorilla, Golf Ball licking Live commercial: Sitars Stuttering John & Doctor Joyce Brothers Stuttering John interviews Dick Clark & John Amos Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon Moody Blues with Sukreet Gabel dancing
Billy West - Larry Fine parody Live commercial: Nutri/system - Old pics of Howard & Robin, blowflute Hidden camera on Kimberly Taylor (Penthouse Pet) Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blows smoke through his eye Billy West - Father Bruce Ritter parody Dartman Live commercial: Brother P-Touch - Sandi Corn & Kimberly Taylor Boy Gary wears wedding veil Stuttering John interviews Tom Landry & Ted Williams Live commercial: Nutri/System - Larry Fine and sheep Bill Young - Necklace through his nose Glenn Notice - Sucks up popcorn
Howard & Robin biological clock parody of Maury Povich & Connie Chung Fred Norris parody - Internal Affair Boy Gary wears an arab face veil Lisa Sliwa Elliot Gould - Barbra Striesand impersonator Live commercial: Snapple - Hawaiian Hula dancers Howard & Robin & Elliot & Lisa Fred Norris parody - JFK Jr, Babes & Books News of South Africa Drug spray Curtis Mayfield Stuttering John interviews Ted Williams, Margot Kidder, Phil Donahue Ronnie Spector (Poor Connie Chung, Be My Baby)
Billy West - George Bush Gary in beekeepers hat Gilbert Dice Godfrey Live commercial: Nutri/System with harp David Dinkins school of Speech (Ted the Janitor, Fred Norris, Billy West) Gay Jaffee Cohen - Gay comedian Live commercial: Brothers P-Touch III George Bush (Billy West) plays golfs with the Ramones Ramones interview Live commercial: Snapple News - Bush (including Billy West sportsman parody) Tom Grooms interviews Washington, D.C. citizens about Marion Berry Stuttering John interviews Melanie Griffith Cowsills (Howard Stern Show Song, Hair)
Billy West - Leona Helmsley (That's Entertainment) Gary wears a knight helmet Stuttering John interviews Z.Z. Top Billy West - Kitty Dukakis - sober hills Howard Stern makeover (ski clothes) Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III backed by Accordian News - Arab community on Iraq Leona Helsmley sings "God Bless America" Paula Abdul nose surgery Sinead O'Connor Live commercial: Snapple Penn Gillete - pea trick Nutri/system - Penn Gillete & Jackie Martling play the accordian Tattooing Morty Ghandi - Indian comedian Stuttering John interviews Sue Simmons (WNBC-TV anchor), Marc Christian (sued Rock Hudson), Judy Carne, Michael Musto Kid & Play (Kid & Play rap)
Billy West - David Dinkens (US Tennis Open) Howard Stern as Larry King Gary wears a diving helmet Billy West - Bob Hope - Don't Shoot Me I'm 86 News - Jay Leno wants to entertain in the Persian Gulf, Paintball Brother P-Touch III - Monkey with the organ grinde News - MTV awards - Arsenio Hall, Motley Crue, Sinead O'Connor, Susan Day, David Cassidy, Janet Jackson, Madonna Live commercial: Snapple Iggy Pop (I Wanna Be Your Dog) Nutri/System commerial Angie Bowie, Mai Pang & Tony Visconti Stuttering John tries interview Eddie Murphy
Howard Stern as Elvis Presley Gary wears a Bazooka Joe turtleneck Stuttering John interviews Morton Downey Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III with pan flute Live commercial: Nutri/System Judy Carne News - Robin's earring Interviews New Yorkers by the Port Authority Larry King & Miss Pennsylvania - Marla Wynne Darryl Strawberry's haircuts
Howard Stern as Casey Kasem, Fred Norris as Jeanne Kasem (Top 10 Arabs) Gary wears a paperbag News - Sadaam Hussein target, Indians vs Canadian Army Live commercial: P-Touch III - guy playing a saw News - Leona Helmsley, US govt takes over the Mustang Ranch Live commercial: Snapple Joe Piscapo Live commercial: Nutri/System Eddie Murphy parody (pop out eyes) Joe Piscapo & Kimberly Driscol Larry Holmes (Raps)
Cindy Adams & Jennifer Valope on 9BP Gary wears a lampshade Promos Brother P-Touch III - man playing washboard Sally Kirkland Kadeem Hardison Reshowing of Stuttering John interview with Morton Downey, Jr. Stuttering John interviews the Dalai Lama & Richard Gere Stuttering John interviews Connie Chung Papa John Phillips (California Dreamin', Monday Monday, Kocamo, Elegant Jew)
Dan Forman talking through his picture Kimberly Conrad, Sandi Corn, & Amy Lynn (Penthouse Pets) jumping Gary wears wrestling helmet & mouth guard News - Channel J (35) Al Goldstein, Robin Byrd Harlem Walk of Fame - Freddie Jackson Vegeterian protest at McDonalds Live commercial: Nutri/System - harmonica music Jackie Martling's bellybutton Live commercial: Snapple Howard (as Herman Munster) with Grandpa Al Lewis Out of the Closet Munsters Stuttering John interviews Cindy & Joey Adams Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III Breast examination of Jackie Martling Stuttering John interviews Anthony Quinn
Jennifer Valope & Reg Wells Gary wears 125x helmet - Gumblocker 2000 Billy West - Dinkins Escape From NY parody Live commercial: Snapple Linda Blair Nutri/System Sexorcist Live commercial: Brother Fax Boy Gary at Strawberry Fields (David Peel)
Gary wears an irrigation helmet Judy Tenuta Live commercial: Brother Fax (Topsy Curvey) Grossanne at Home News - Howard Stern eats cat food 2 Live Crew obsenity David Dinkins - Headboard Live commercial: Brother Fax News - Get out and Vote (Madonna) Rev Al Sharpton - new hairdos Nadia Comanche Stuttering John interviews Liz Smith (Al Roker)
Dan Forman's Trick or Treat scene Shantay Fernandez Day Care Center (locked kid in the car) Gary is locked in a car trunk Bob Geldolf King Janitor (Ted the Janitor) Bob Geldolf is locked in a car trunk & sings The End of the World Live commercial: Snapple News - St Irene the crying painting Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III News - Dan Forman crying picture Evander Hollyfield beats Buster Douglas Cincinatti Reds sweep World Series (Chris Sabo & Rob Dibble) Nutri/System Celestine (no arms or legs) feeds herself Spokesmodel vote Celestine plays the organ
Cast goes trick or treating teaser Ray Stern critiques Howard Stern's speech at his neice Sharon's bat mitzvah Snapple - spokesmodel Donna Joan Rivers & Ray Stern Brother P-Touch III Joan Rivers & Howard Stern on hidden camera Howard Stern goes trick or treating Live commercial: K-Rock Howard Stern continues trick or treating
Yearbook pictures teaser Howard Rosenberg (reviewer) shrine Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III (Spokesmodel: Sandra) Yearbook pictures Plotting how to handle Vanna White Live commercial: Snapple Vanna White on Satelite (Robin plays Kristy McNichol, Fred plays Bruce Willis) News - Magician dies buried alive, Roseanne Barr pictures Live commercial: K-ROCK Stuttering John interviews Justine Bateman
Joe Piscopo & Kimberly Driscoll announce their engagement The Lesbian Dating game Live commercial: K-Rock The Lesbian Dating game continues Snapple Rev Al Sharpton Live commercial: Brother Fax Rev Al Sharpton continues
House Party Show Live commercial: Brother Fax Howard chooses the girls to be hypnotized Pilgrim (Dan Forman) chases turkey (Gary) Tour of the house (lesbians, massage room) Live commercial: K-Rock - massage room Dr King hypnotizes Lesbians Enuff Znuff - Nowhere Man, New Thing Howard's shaved belly Live commercial: Snapple Sammy Davis, Jr. impersonator Becky the mental patient as Cher
Howard's shaved belly Spokesmodel Ronnie's breast implants Live commercial: Brother Fax with piano Ted & Joan Kennedy (both played by Howard Stern) Live commercial: Snapple Madonna's "Kiss Me Paris" Live commercial: K-Rock Lesbian Love Connection Marla Wynne (Miss Pennsylvania-America 1991) - Ventroloquism
The Milli Vanilli Story (Howard Stern, Fred Norris & Dan Forman) Live commercial: Snapple Dick Cavett Decency Debate - Dick Cavett moderates between Howard & a lady who complained about him to the FCC Live commercial: K-Rock Live commercial: Brother Fax Stuttering John interviews the cast of Lost in Space
Celebrity Bowling Show Frank Stallone (Xmas parody-Howard the Big Nose DJ) Howard bowls a strike Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Costella Young M.C. & Pat Cooper discuss Milli Vanilli Gary dresses as a raindeer Live commercial: Brother Fax Young M.C. & Pat Cooper bowl Grandpa Al Lewis Tyrone Frasier Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blows smoke through his eye Marilyn Michaels Frank Stallone & Jessica Hahn Lloyd Lindsay & George Lindsay Young Mark & Joey Ramone Live commercial: DAT's Incredible Father Bruce Ritter (Billy West) Young M.C. & Pat Cooper bowl Frank Stallone & Jessica Hahn bowl Howard sings his Christmas song
A Night at the Movies with Howard Run-DMC Gary goes on camera by accident Spokesmodel Pamela Rains Live commercial: Snapple News - Mayor Dinkin's sweating, AIDS commercial Jackie Stallone & boyfriend Jack, Frank Stallone. Stuttering John interviews Tony Bennett, Tiny Tim, Leona Helmsley, Helen Gurley Brown, Jackie Mason, Imelda Marcos, Joan Rivers, Neil Sedaka, Bess Myerson, Sidney Biddle Barrows, Liz Smith, Regis Philbin, Donald Trump, Marla Maples Howard Stern Birthday cake
Robin gives Gulf War Update. Billy West as Barbara Bush. Howard interviewed by WCBS-TV's Mary Murphy after he visits Rev. Al Sharpton (gunshot wound) in the hospital; then, a parody of the visit. Super Bowl Party auditions.
Art Fleming hosts This is a Life?. Film of Howard's parents and his sister. Appearances by his wife Allison, Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), first boss (Boston U radio) to fire Howard, old girlfriends, a bully, his junior high gym teacher.
The Mayor with X-Ray Eyes; Gulf War Update - Howard Yankoff Press Conference; Howard's appearance on the Joan Rivers Show; Howard shines NY Giant Leonard Marshall's shoes & kisses his butt. Stuttering John interviews Bernadette Peters; Don with Tourette's interviews porn stars
Bernadette Peters at the Grammies Spokesmodel: Angela (does the opening credit) Howard visits 9BP Live commercial: Snapple Sinead O'Connor employment opportunity parody Live commercial: Beatle Coin Swinger's Dating Game Lloyd Lindsay Young Swinger's Dating Game continues Live commercial: Crash and Burn Rock Videotape Swinger's Dating Game continues
General Howard Yankoff 1-800-52-Stern - Crucified by the FCC Howard Stern horse race Spokesmodel: Chelsea Live commercial: Snapple - twisters Howard Stern horse race continues Live commercial: Brother P-Touch Howard Stern on 9BP Live commercial: Crash and Burn Rock Videotape Chrissie Hynde with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Marilyn Michaels) Live commercial: Beatle Coin Swingers Hookup
The Barbie-Booey doll. Siskel and Ebert review Howard's parody of the film Awakenings. Out of the Closet Stern interviews Meat Loaf. Don with Tourette's vs Stuttering John, who interviews the Mets' George Foster.
NBT&A Basketball Game-Howard vs. Nils Lofgren, Russ Salzberg commentary. Celebrity predictions. Game prep with Harlem Globetrotters. Columbia U Marching Band. Porn star Aja talks the national anthem. Nils sings "Sticks and Stones."
Female Feud with Hookers vs Callgirls w/Transsexuals. Teddy Kennedy bit. Stutter John cruising for hookers.
Truth or Dare parody. Heather Hunter, Sandy Korn. Fantasy Makeover. John interviews Tommy LaSorda
At McGuire AFB, Bob Hopeless hosts Heroes of Desert Storm tribute. Howard tours the base with Penthouse Pets. Joe Piscopo and Kimberly Driscoll appear. General Larry Fine and Gary as the Statue of Liberty. Judy Tenuta drops by.
Stuttering John meets Roy Scheider. Howard as Bob Hopeless interviews Bob Hope. Sex Talk with therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who analyzes Howard and wife Alison. What's My Secret with Arlene Francis, Kitty Carlisle Hart, Robin Quivers.
A show of flashbacks unfolds when Howard dies during nose surgery and in Heaven must defend his show. Reruns of celebrity impersonations, interviews by Stuttering John, Female Feud, Lesbian Dating Game. Nurse Chesty Love comforts Howard.
Parodies of Demi Moore on Vanity Fair and Judge Clarence Thomas. Audrey Landers, Bill Paxton, Judd Nelson, Deney Terrio appear. Deney hosts karaoke. Stuttering John interviews Marsha Mason, Keith Hernandez, Jim Bouton, Pia Lindstrom.
Mistress Phlegm Carol Alt Live commercial: Brother P Touch 3 Live commercial: Members Only - Dusty Busty Herve Villechez Live commercial: Terminator 2 coin Pee-wee's Play With Yourself Playhouse Live commercial: Snapple Cowboy Spike & Joie Baby Kevin, Rosemary and James the Human rug Crucified by the FCC commercial The rubber suit
Elvis stamp Homeless Howiewood Squares 2 - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Phony commercial for 1-900 Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Lorna Stuttering John interviews Daniel Carver, Teresa Glover & Mark Harris Write to get on Stern show Refused Show: Alan Alda, Kenny Rogers, Peter Fonda, Chevy Chase Walking Daniel Carver to his car
Sternlywed Game - Stuttering John & Karen Harris vs. Howard & Alison Stern vs. Dan & Robin Forman vs. Fred Norris & Allison; host is Robin Eubanks Live commercial: Wiz - Kenwood CD system with spokesmodel Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers Things that didn't make it on the show - Clarence Thomas song, Robin Quivers tribute song to Howard, Blind man's blind date, Black Jeopardy Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers Things that didn't make it on the show - Handicap defeat the clock, Chauncey stretches tongue, Kevin's ET encounter Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers Things that didn't make it on the show - Draw Dan contest, Underdog Lady at home, Hidden camera on Dan, Jackie's toenails Phony promo - Stern Claymation - not shown in NYC
Rick Dies & Johnnie B on the Noose Kevin and Stuttering John Crucified by the FCC commercial Tony Bennett & his son Danny-Tony sketches Howard, advertises his CDs New producer John Lollos Refused Show: Sid Caesar, Mori Amsterdam, Traci Lords Spokesmodel - Anyssa "The Oriental Spanking Girl" Snapple Commercial Stuttering John interviews Cher, Arsenio Hall & Sylvester Stallone Brother Fax Commercial Out of the Closet Stern with Todd Bridges Letters (Aja, Chesty Love)
Lori Loughlin & John Stamos The Boom microphone Stuttering John interviews (Duff (Guns 'n Roses), Sally Jesse Rafael) Spokesmodel: Kayla Cleavage - Snapple commercial Howard Stern as Larry King with John Stamos, Amy Lynn Baxter & Paula Abdul Crown Heights Jeopardy - (Chaim Goldwasser (Dan Forman?), Officer Roger Drewel, Chill & Tyrone Fraizer) Crucified by the FCC commercial Refused Show: Phyllis Diller, Gabe Kaplan, J.J. Walker Letters - Madonna, Sexy pose of Robin
Happy & Peppy entrance Jackie Martling's toes Boom mike interference Brother P-Touch commercial Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee (Star Trek Coin) Tina Yothers Refused show: Don Adams, Abe Vigoda, Justine Bateman You Bet Your Ass with Howcho (Wizard of Oz skit) Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee & husband (Snapple) Stuttering John interviews (Mary Tyler Moore, Ed Asner) Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee (Crucified by the FCC) Halloween Show promo Letters - Female Feud (Ray Combs), amateurish, swinging dating game
Stuttering John interviews Ed Begley Jr Gary Dell'Abate's MTV screen test Gary cuts his hair Snapple commercial Spokesmodels - Morell Twins (Brother P Touch) Justice Clarence Thomas parody with Robert Vaughn Stuttering John interviews Robert Vaughn Lesbian Dating Game # 2 House Party promo Refused Show: Heavy D, Ray Walston, Redd Foxx Crucified by the FCC
Who does Gary Dell'Abate look like Entrance with Dan Forman masks Butch Lust kisses a rat, Bikini girl, Ukraine wood carver, Elvis Spokesmodel: Sandi Korn pop quiz (Snapple Commercial) Bikini Girl, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach (eats his hair) Spokesmodel: Sandi Korn pop quiz (Brother P Touch) House Party promo Kenneth Keith Kallenbach & his father, Rapper, Albino, fat stripper, Teeth remover Stuttering John interviews Larry King Spokesmodel: Sandi Korn pop quiz (Fortunoff) The $20.00 Pyramid - Chuck Norris & Nancy Poznack vs Shadoe Stevens & Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Stuttering John interviews Chuck Norris & Shadoe Stevens Refused Show: George Burns, Oliver North, Dick Sargent Howard & Robin addresses the crowd
Stuttering John interviews Oliver North Niteline with Robin and David Duke House Party promo Spokesmodel Tempest (Brother Fax commercial) Stevie Star (Eats objects) Spokesmodel Tempest (Snapple commercial) Trick or Treat with Howard (Dan Forman masks) Spokesmodel Tempest (Fortunoff commercial) Refused Show: Chad Lowe, Artie Johnson, Billy Dee Williams Lesbian Love Connection Crucified by the FCC
Helen Stern Show - Tula and her mother Dr. Kerkorkian "Dr Death" (Billy West) Spokesmodel Dixie Dynamite (Brother P Touch commercial) Stuttering John interviews Dixie Dynamite Spokesmodel Dixie Dynamite (Fortunoff commercial) Spokesmodel of the Year Contest Introduction of the Judges - Lloyd Lindsey Young, Tula & Mason Reese Spokesmodel Amy Lynn Baxter (Snapple commercial) Robin with Lloyd Lindsey Young Talent portion Robin gives some statistics Robin with Tula Spokesmodel Amy Lynn Baxter (2, 4, 5, 7, 8 & 9 eliminated) Howard Stern with the judges Spokesmodel photo shoot and personality question Stuttering John interviews Pamela (#5) Miss Congeniality (Lisa Costello #7) (Crucified by the FCC commercial) Gary Dell'Abate on horseback Veronica Rudolph wins Spokesmodel of the Year
Meeting the hosts - Throwing Bowling Balls at a car Lesbians, Belly Dancer "Heaven's Away" - Mund Body painting Chain sawing through the floor Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Fortunoff commercial) Dr. King hypnotizes a guy to come on to Gary Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Snapple) Games - Bobbing for tampons, putting condoms on bananas, hot dog game Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Brother power note) Crucified by the FCC commercial Vinnie DiMico eats worms Girls remove their bikinis
Howard and Robin sing around the piano Fred, Jackie and Gary visits The Girls visits Snapple commercial Stuttering John visits Homeless Guy makeover (Augustus) Augustus visits plays Lets Make a Bum Deal Brother powernote commercial Cheech & Chong visit (Christmas Story) Cheech & Chong roll joints Fortunoff commercial Happy Holidays - Stevie Starr, Spokesmodel Veronica, Becky & Heather Mark Berglass visits Mark Berglass runs the meeting Crucified by the FCC commercial Santa brings Fred a bachelor party with Allison Live commercial: Wiz/Operation Live Production number
Ben & Ray Stern show video of Howard's childhood (marionette show) Toasts to Howard - Richard Simmons (in wig), Doug Bady (Muscular Dystrophy person), Geraldo Rivera, Pat Cooper Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lesley Toasts to Howard - Maury Povich, Fred the Elephant Boy, Augusto (homeless man), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Henny Youngman Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Lesley Toasts to Howard - Richard Lewis, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jackie Martling, Gary Dell'abate, Stuttering John, Larry King, Sandra Bernhard, Marc Berglass, Alison Stern, Howard Stern Fred Norris sings "Do You Believe This Bozo?"
Breast eruption Deney Terrio's (Gary) suit against Merv Griffin (Howard) Deney Terrio and his ex-girlfriend Patsy Folkerson Howard becomes #1 in NY radio - Jill Brooks & Geraldo Rivera Live commercial: P-Touch Head Injury Club for Men (Gary Bussey, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Kenneth Keith Kalenback) Live commercial: Snapple Super Hero School - Adam West (Lady Chatterly's Lover), Fartman Stuttering John interviews - Barbara Walter, Connie Chung & Maury Povich Not on Howard Stern -Steven Seagal, George Hamilton & Werner Klemperer Stuttering John interviews - Connie Chung & Maury Povich, Dan Rather & Mike Wallace
Howard auditions women to play Uhura in Star Trek sketch, because Nichelle Nichols cancels Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Laura Fodor Stern Trek - Uhuru's Final Mission Black Folk with White Features - Howard Washington Stern & Sabrina LeBeauf, Ted the Janitor, Jeannie L'Que, Kessler Live commercial: P-Touch with spokesmodel Laura Fodor Not on Howard Stern - Richard Kline, Dana Plato, James Doohan Couldn't Get into College Bowl with Marcus Absent Sandi Korn, kid (Jessica Lico), Kenneth Keith Kalenback Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED Couldn't Get into College Bowl (continues) Can't show stuttering John interviewing James Brown because of time
Stuttering John interviews Gennifer Flowers Ralph Cirella's character make up Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Ann Live commercial: Rock Video Girls 2 Dr. Stern's Amazing Sexual Discoveries - Dr Ricardo Samatier on penis enlargement, Dr E Douglas Whitehead Live commercial: Brother P-Touch Refused Show: Jennie Garth, Josh Saviano, Bill Cosby Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED Larry King (Howard Stern) Show - Tawny Kitaen, Sally Kirkland, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen) Tawny Kitaen Dating Game - Fred the Elephant Boy, Quentin the Stutterer & Kessler the little person
Superbowl girls - Teresa, Nicole, Zorina (64FF), Carmen, Israeli Girls rub down Howard, Fred, Jackie, Gary & Ronnie the limo driver Brian Genesse Refused show - Richard Dawson, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Dolly Parton Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard Stern talks to the audience - Don Rocco drives spike into nose, spokesmodel Wendy Lewis eats live lobsters Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard continues to talk to audience - Kurt Engels makes fart sounds, Susan Muldowney (Underdog Lady), Stuttering John (Planet of the Apes dance), Black Elvis, Black Tony Bennett (Ted the Janitor), Michael Lawrence (Jeffrey Dahmer toys), more Underdog Lady Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard continues to talk to audience - Bruce Lenny, Chip will eat anything (eats for from Gary's mouth),Michael Blakeman (Russian comedian), pig activist Stuttering John interviews Underdog lady
People talk to Stern continues - Mita dances, Todd eats glass Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Melissa People talk to Stern continues - Mark Brown (obsessive compulsive) Write to get on Stern show Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Melissa Ralph's berry (puppet) Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Melissa Who's got the Cancer bags - Lita Ford, Robin Quivers, Zorina
Howard as Elvis, Al Rosenberg as Elvis' mother Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Nicole Stuttering John interviews Brian Wilson, Barbara Eden, Valeria Harper, Lee Iacocca, Sharon Gless Live commercial: Brother fax with spokesmodel Nicole Homeless Howiewood Squares - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: NJ Public Auto Auction with spokesmodel Nicole
Elvis stamp Homeless Howiewood Squares 2 - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Phony commercial for 1-900 Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Lorna Stuttering John interviews Daniel Carver, Teresa Glover & Mark Harris Write to get on Stern show Refused Show: Alan Alda, Kenny Rogers, Peter Fonda, Chevy Chase Walking Daniel Carver to his car
Dr Ruth Westheimer {Sternlywed Game - Stuttering John & Karen Harris vs Howard & Alison; Stern vs Dan & Robin Forman vs Fred Norris & Allison; host is Robin Eubanks; Questions for men: 1. How many times a week you make whoopie? 2. What sexual act do you want to do but you wive won't? 3. How many sets of male genitals has your mate seen? Live commerical: Wiz - Kenwood CD system with spokesmodel ; Questions for women: 1. What is the first thing your man does after making whoopie? 2. Your maleness is ______ inches long. 3. What is the single most wildest thing you did? Bonus. Most # times made whoopie in one time? Prize is session with Dr. Ruth; Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show - Clarence Thomas song, Robin Quivers tribute song to Howard, Blind man's blind date, Black Jeopardy; Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show Handicap defeat the clock, Chauncey stretches tongue, Kevin's ET encounter; Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show - Draw Dan contest, Underdog Lady at home, Hidden camera on Dan, Jackie's toenails; Phony promo - Stern Claymation - not shown in NYC}
