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* Before title sequence: Angry of Mayfair: Switch off * Your television speaking: Banansa Xmas Special Video Show * Ken with one big TV (test pattern): What a silly title * Hot Gossip: "Ease on down the Road" (by The Jackson's, from the film "The Wiz") * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S01X01p01]: New ship, part 1 * Ken inside TV screen: That's the end of part one * Commercial time: Dandruff & Druff-go Shampoo with four Hot Gossip girls * Ken with Xmas choir: The first of the 1979 Christmas shows * Ken inside TV screen: Kuddly Ken upsidedown * MUSIC CLIP: Leo Sayer, "Raining in my heart" * George Graft: Backhander * Sid Snot: Cinema * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S01X01p02]: New ship, part 2: Space party * Ken with TVs inside one big TV screen: Rod Stewart * MUSIC CLIP: Rod Stewart, "Maggie May" * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: Rod Stewart, the sex symbol * Ken with TVs: Enjoyed half as much as we have
* Thug the Computer: Tells who's on it * Ken with TVs: PM promised to drop in * Happy New Year: Edinburg, variation 1 / Braidwood / Angry of Mayfair 1979 * Cliff Richard: Too old * Black skinned Ken with TVs: Hunkies have a-white Christmas * MUSIC CLIP: The Roxy Music, "In the Midnight Hour" * Sid Snot: Scrap business * The Amaging Slasho and Betty (with Suzi Quatro): Knives (3 takes) * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S02X01p01]: Krell death ship, Part 1 * Cliff Richard: Off! * French Marcel Wave: New Year's Eve * Ken with TVs: Intro for Hot Gossip * Hot Gossip: "Brown Sugar" (by The Rolling Stones) * Ken with TVs: Andy Steward / Edinburg,variation 2 * The End of Part One / The Beginning of Part Two * Brother Lee Love: New Year's Eve * Video Vault: The Do-It-Yourself Bee Gees Kit * Cliff Richard: Mum! * MUSIC CLIP: The Boomtown Rats * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Found from the bottom of bird cages * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S02X01p02]: Krell death ship, Part 2 * Sid Snot: Snail * Ken with TVs: Apology for a bad cliffhanger joke * MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Devil Woman" * Ken with TVs: Edinburg, variation 3 * Ken with TVs: '79 might not come * The End of Part Two / The Beginning of Part Three * Ken with TVs: Countdown area, variation 1 * Hot Gossip: "Sleazy" (by The Village People) * Video Vault: Silly cowboy sketch request: Pink Lady * Sid Snot: Pat the dog * Ken with TVs: Countdown area, variation 2 * Lord Thames correspondent Magnes Puke: Time is running out * Patrick Beu: Problem with 1980 plus "Get up, stand up" with three Hot Gossip girls in bikini * Ken with TVs: Intro for David Bowie * MUSIC CLIP: David Bowie, "Space Oddity" * Angry of Mayfair: Who calls this New Year's Eve show? * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S02X01p03]: Krell death ship, Part 3 * Ken with TVs: Countdown area, variation 3: prayer to Lord Thames * MUSIC CLIP: Thin Lizzy + Sex Pistols, "Merry Christmas/Jingle Bells" (with audience, Kenny a
* Three Kens with TVs: Hello, hello, hello, and a Happy New Year! * French Marcel Wave: New Year's resolution * Angry of Mayfair with mic: Happy New Year, Mary * Captain Kremmen [S03X01p01]: Righttoe * Billy Connolly: I'm one of Kenny's biggest fans * Ken playing piano in tox: And now that * Star Quiz (with Bernard Manning): Rampart and for all set grew, Happy New Year! * Hot Gossip: "All Stood Still" (by Ultravox) * Spots before your ears: Jim's [Angry of Mayfair lookalike] hard day at the office aka Perfume-a-Boot * Sid Snot with David Essex: Sony TV * Billy Connolly and Ken hugs, Ken tries to read something... * Billy Connolly and Ken as New Years Eve polices: Eaten by piranhas * 1980 oldie to 1981 Ken as a baby in a buggy: And now... It's commercial time * Thames: The 1st commercial break of 1981 * Bit Two * French Marcel Wave with David Essex: Mirror * Bagpiemonster * Fulcrum with Bill Connolly: Empty stereotype * Orson Welles, Some child called David Essex * David Essex, "Heart on My Sleeve" * Captain Kremmen [S03X01p02]: Traveling light * Sid Snot with David Essex: Arabs and sardins * Royal Joke with Prince Charles: Queen/Duke/box * Ken with TV set and remote: Worst picture of all time * Bowls, Video vault: Man spray ad from Scandinavia (with a real ad) * Seven Kens with TVs: Well, that's the show
Part one of the Thames Video collection of sketches.
Part two of the Thames Video collection of sketches.
The Complete Naughty Bits is a DVD consisting of two previously released compilation VHS tapes of The Kenny Everett Video Show and Video Cassette, Kenny Everett's Naughty Bits and More of Kenny Everett's Naughty Bits. Both are not highly regarded by fans due to the heavy editing of sketches. It was released by Fremantle Media on Region 2 in the UK, and by Umbrella Entertainment on Region 4 in Australia and New Zealand. To date it is the only DVD release of Everett's BBC work.
As TV's technically innovative and anarchic "Kenny Everett Video Cassette" was drawing to a close in 1981, its star compered this very different comedy show tailored for the new home video market. Shot in a nightclub in London's Soho it features old-school comics, some in evening dress, doing dirty material that would not have been allowed on TV at the time. It's very much of its era, i.e. sexist, racist, homophobic, although this style of comedy was already on its way out. Alternative comedy was well established and would soon become the norm. Everett is between the two eras. He is as camp as Christmas on stage but in interspersed comedy sketches shot elsewhere he only lusts after semi-naked young women. In keeping with Everett's TV style, mistakes and chat with the film crew are kept in and there are constant references to tape editing and rewinding (as well as sinful Soho). The comics are a mixed bunch and some of their jokes are now toe-curling. William Rushton's act consists largely of repeating the word "pouves". Leslie Crowther does the X-rated routine he would have used for working men's clubs. A celebrity-packed audience seems to be having a great time. Editing is haphazard to put it mildly. The tape must have sold because it was followed in 1982 by "The New Kenny Everett Naughty Video". In this format Everett, supported by Barry Cryer and William Rushton, performed his TV characters in a studio to a small, largely female audience. Both tapes will be included as extras on a forthcoming Blu-ray release of the Everett movie "Bloodbath at the House of Death". Almost certainly they will be have to be preceded by warnings about outdated discriminatory language.
After a whole eon, Kremmen has been awarded The Most Fabulous Man in the World Apart from God Award, and is presented with an enormous, fully automated spaceship shaped like a Brain. While Dr. Gitfinger examines the controls, Carla persuades Kremmen to have casual sex with her in their private quarters. On Earth, the United Nations, along with David Frost, hold a secret meeting concerning an unknown matter and decide to alert Kremmen, who is now watching a documentary-film about trawler fishing in the North Sea with Carla. They return to Earth and go to meet the homosexual Head of Universal Security, simply named "Q", who informs Kremmen that planets are disappearing. Along with their new robot Benny, Kremmen and the crew follow what appears to be a giant space-monster (who is apparently eating the planets) into the Snoop Galaxy, where the ship is swallowed whole by the monster. By pumping the Oxygen reserves into the monster's stomach, the ship is vomited out of the stomach and the crew are saved.
* The Opening: "The Test Card" * Ken with TVs (test card): "Video" is in Latin, "I see" * [Here Ken introduces Paul McCartney and Wings and after that the song] * Miracle of modern television: Mount of muscle * A short clip with Elton John * Ken with megaphone: Intro for next * Captain Kremmen [S01e01p01]: Washington June 2005, #1 * A short clip with Elton John, variation #2: It's great to be on the Muppet Show * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Church" * Sid Snot: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Steve Gibbons Band, "Eddy Vortex" * Ken with TVs: Out of tape and end of part one * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" * The Opening of Part Two: What these famous people say about it so far * Associated British-Pathe presents: Lost my deposite * MUSIC CLIP: Bryan Ferry, "Sign of the Times" * Ken with TVs: An advert, You don't need a gun against Finger power * Wresting Ring: Finger power * A short clip with Elton John, variation #3 * Hot Gossip: "Supernature" (by Cerrone, 1st vers., shot entirely in studio * Dancers: Dominique Wood, Donna Fielding C, Jane Eve (Colthorpe), Lavinia Lang, Libby Roberts, Mark Tyme, Perri Lister, Roy Gayle * Ken inside megaphone: Intro for next * Captain Kremmen [S01e01p02]: Washington June 2005, #2 * Ken with TVs: Hello! The version above is re-edited 25 min version out of the 45 min original. It has been shown for example aboard. I have seen only the re-edited version and it did not cover these: * Ken with TVs, a Bryan Ferry interview: Have we started yet? * Wings, "I've Had Enough" * Wings, "London Town" * Bonnie Tyler, "If I Sing You a Love Song" * Ken introducing ELO song * Electric Light Orchestra, "Mr Blue Sky"
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e01: "The Test Card" * [The opening speech: Welcome to the second Kenny Everett Show] * MUSIC CLIP: Darts, "Who's that Knocking on My Door" * Miracle of modern television: Mount of muscle * A short clip with Elton John, variation #1 * Ken with megaphone: Intro for next, Variation #1 * Captain Kremmen [S01e02p01]: Thargoidia, #1 * A short insert with three Hot Gossip girls: That sketch was not too bad, variation "school" * Ken with TVs, a Kate Bush interview: These are my answers * MUSIC CLIP: Kate Bush, "The Man with the Child in His Eyes" * Ken with TVs: The end of part one * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" * Ken with a big balloon: The Kenny Everett Video Show * The Opening of Part Two: You thought the part one was bad and What these famous people say about it so far * Associated British-Pathe presents: Crimes against chicken * Ken with TVs: This is where the story begins * MUSIC CLIP: Lindisfarne, "Run for Home" * Ken with TVs: Recorded laughter * PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Milton Kings (Elton John parody) * A short clip with Elton John, variation #4: Dreadful! * Chicken/Finger Power Boxer/SidSnot: And now on with the records * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * Hot Gossip: "Floyd's Them" (by Natural Juice) * Ken inside megaphone: Intro for next * Captain Kremmen [S01e02p02]: Thargoidia, #2 * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Yellow Dog, "Gee Officer Krupke" * Ken appears after the song to the set: Your last record sold over 25.000 copies * Sid Snot: Rock'n'Roll Antique Show * Video Vault: Great American Soups * Ken with TVs: Touch of romance with Doris Day filter * MUSIC CLIP: The Rolling Stone, "Respectable" (?) * Ken with TVs: Nevertheless The version above is re-edited 25 min version out of the 45 min original. It has been shown for example aboard. I have seen only the re-edited version and it did not cover these: * The Rolling Stones, "Respectable"
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e03: "Interrupt" * Ken with TVs: Welcome to the show three and intro for next * Thin Lizzy, "Rosalie" (for 4 sec!) * Ken with TVs: Apolozy for prev and intro for next * Suzi Quatro, "The Race Is on" * Spode from the planet Flung: This is all I do * Captain Kremmen [S01e03p01]: Sounaru 9 * Sid Snot: Intro for next * Nick Lowe, "So It Goes" * Ken with TVs: That's the end of part one * Ken with a cup: Time for a break, Variation "Cup" * End of part one * Ken with balloon: The Kenny Everett Video Show * Associated British-Pathe Ltd presents: Chickens on Sunday * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Church" * Ken with TVs: Intro for most of Thin Lizzy * Thin Lizzy, "Rosalie" (live footage on stage, not in studio) * Commercial time: Follicle with three Hot Gossip girls (6 takes) * A short insert with three Hot Gossip girls: That sketch was not too bad, variation "school" * Ken with TVs: Smoking naughty Ken, variation #2 * Hot Gossip: "If My Friends Could See Me Now" (by Linda Clifford) * Spode from the planet Flung: Cosmic buddy Kremmen * Captain Kremmen [S01e03p02]: Mudmen * Sid Snot, an axe and a chair: That's better * Ken in the set: Intro for next * Gordon Giltrap, "Heartsong" * Ken in the set: Shame they forgot the words * Video Vault: Bambi meets Godzilla * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * Bob Dylan, "Baby Let Me Follow You Down" (from the movie "Last Waltz") * Ken with TVs: It's meanwhile * During ending titles plays instrumental "Supernature" by Cerrone
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e04: "Interrupting my show" * Ken with TVs: Celebrating the halfway to the series and intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Moody Blues, "Stepping in a Slide Zone" * Spode from the planet Flung: Floating head * Captain Kremmen [S01e04p01]: Interstelar Matter Transporter * Sid Snot: Lurex * Ken with TVs: End of part one and contest time: broken TV set * Sid Snot: Time for a break * The Kenny Everett Video show: A small Kena with a gigantic hand * Associated British-Pathe presents: Chicken forecast * Ken with TVs: Welcome back to part two and which monitor is bust contest and intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Pirates, "Johnny Be Goode's Good" * Who do you goo: Robin Askwith, Tim Brook-Taylor, Janet Brown * Chicken/Boxer/Sid Snot: And now on with the records * Ken with TVs: An unplanned moment * Hot Gossip: "Walk on the Wild Side" (by Lou Reed) * Ken with Spode effect: Intro for next * Captain Kremmen [S01e04p02]: A two way radio * MUSIC CLIP: The Moody Blues, Had To Fall In Love * Ken with TVs: The end of the studio
* The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e04: "Interrupting a little bit earlier" * Spod from the planet Flung: Cosmic buddy Captain Kremmen * Captain Kremmen [S01e04p01]: The last night in the mud minds * Ken as Wonder Trat: Kremmen's co-star Carla * Ken with TVs: Cuddle up with listeners * MUSIC CLIP: Elkie Brooks, "Pearl's a Singer" * Sid Snot: Tossing a cigarette successfully * Ken with Stairs and Doors: Part two gives you a lift * The Kenny Everett Video Show Chart: Flame Torch * Ken with Stairs and Doors: Here's Kenny Everett! * Associated British-Pathe Ltd presents: Chicken Books * Ken with TVs: Newsflash from ITN * Sid Snot: Broken Home * Commercial time: Bulko with three Hot Gossip girls * Ken with TVs: Smoking naughty Ken, variation #1 * Hot Gossip: "Honky Tonk Women" (by the Rolling Stones) * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: Pinky, Parky, where are you? * Captain Kremmen [S01e04p02]: I gotta get rid of this brand * Ken with TVs: A trunk call and info for next * MUSIC CLIP: Renaissance, "Northern Lights" * Bowls, Video vault: Pizza Roll (with Lone Ranger) ad from America (with a real ad) * Ken with TVs: Interviewing Justin Hayward * MUSIC CLIP: Justin Hayward, "Forever Autumn" * Ken with Stairs and Doors: No stairs
* Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: A little word * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e06: "Through the screen" * Ken with TVs: Over to me, Ken and an another short clip of the film * Cliff Richard (1959), "On the Loose" (for 4 sec!) * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Please Remember Me" * Spode from the planet Flung: My latest song * Captain Kremmen [S01e06p01]: Action Replay * Ken as Wonder Trat: Kremmen's co-star Carla * Ken without set: Intro for Darts and it's raining * MUSIC CLIP: Darts, "It's Raining" * Ken with TVs: Coloring time * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" * End of Part One * B&W The Kenny Everett Video Show logo which Ken blows away * Associated British-Pathe Ltd presents: Pop music business * Sid Snot: Pigeons * Ken with TVs: End of me under that shirt * Hot Gossip: "Shaft", Part #1 (with Ken pouring cold water on them) * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: The boiling led * Commercial time: Fix-o-fang with three Hot Gossip girls * Sid Snot: Ruff and ready * Ken with TVs watching Ken inside a TV set: Another happy ending * MUSIC CLIP: 10CC, "Dreadlock Holiday" * Ken as Wonder Trat: Stollen Panama canal * Captain Kremmen [S01e06p02]: Too young to die * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Bonnie Tyler, "Living for a City" * Sid Snot: Jim will fix it * Video Vault: Cliff Richard (1959), "On the Loose" * Ken with TVs: Producer's phone call for the next number * MUSIC CLIP: City Boy, "5705" * Ken with TVs: Intro for next (cold water #2) * Hot Gossip: "Shaft", Part #2 [without Ken] * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: Water on * Ken with TVs: Wet show * During ending titles plays instrumental "Supernature" by Cerrone
* Before title sequence: Angry of Mayfair: Silent majority * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e07: "Sid Snot and black paint" * Ken with black paint and TVs: Killer always returns to the scene of the crime * Indian meditator (with the voice imitating John Lennon): Son of Lord Thames * Captain Kremmen [S01e07p01]: Throne Room * Sid Snot: Golffing the bucket [2 takes] * MUSIC CLIP: The Steve Gibbons Band, "Tulane" (Sid Snot introduces it as "Cue Steve" before the tape edits) * Ken with TVs: Commercial break and a cup of coffee * Teeny TV Nerke Video Show * Associated British-Pathe presents: Chicken Restaurant * Sid Snot: Great shues * Ken without background: Suffering (honk) * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Moody Blues, "'Driftwood on the Shore" * Indian meditator (with the voice imitating John Lennon): Real me * Captain Kremmen [S01e07p02]: The End is Nigh! * Angry of Mayfair: It's not funny at all * Hot Gossip: "Supernature" (by Cerrone, 2nd longer vers., partly location, partly studio), see also S01e01 * Angry of Mayfair: Since Chelsea Flower Show * Ken with TVs: The end and punching bag * After ending titles: Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: One balloon breaks Also included: * MUSIC CLIP: Bryan Ferry, "What Goes On" * MUSIC CLIP: David Essex, "Oh, What a Circus"
* Before title sequence: Silly Cowboy: The gun gag * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e08: "Crisscross" * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Wings, "London Town" * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: He loves me, yes, yes, yes * Captain Kremmen [S01e08p01]: Evil prisoner * Angry of Mayfair: Stupid Everett fellow with all this silly rock music * Ken with black background: Join in a cup of tea for the end of part one * Dandy Ken on stairs: Singing with a Norman Vahn playback song * Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: I still love you Norman Vahn * Ken with TVs: Welcome to the part two, better late than ever [2 takes] * Commercial time: Power nose with four Hot Gossip girls * Sid Snot: Not enough discipline at home * Spode from the planet Flung: The Spodles the band * Captain Kremmen [S01e08p02]: Space joke * Silly Cowboy: And one for yourself * Bowls, Video vault: Dole bananas with Pink Floyd music (with a real ad from 1960's) * Ken with TVs: More naughtier with flaming letter and Hot Gossip topless * Hot Gossip: "Stuff Like that" (by Quincy Jones) * Ken with TVs: The end of the show, the end of the series, and the end of Monday night * A short clip with Angry of Mayfair: How can I say goodnight, you fool * A short clip with Spode from the planet Flung: Goodnight from Spode * A short clip with Ken in drags with big balloon boobs: Broken balloons * A short clip with Silly Cowboy: Adiey, partners * A short clip with Sid Snot: Momen' of appreciation for Lord Thames * A short clip with Associated British-Pathe Ltd presents: Speaking of goodnight * After ending titles: Ken with TVs: What a hot, raving night this is
* Before title sequence: Sid Snot: Bust, variation #1 * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #1 * Ken with TVs: Doesn't it look great! * Hot Gossip: "I Feel Love" (by Donna Summer) * Sid Snot: Another bust, variation #2 * Ken as a baby in a buggy: When I grow up * Bowls, Video vault: Alka-Seltzer ad from America, Variation "Mamma mia" (with a real ad) * Brother Lee Love: The best boogie show * Commercial time: Stench-a-Way with three Hot Gossip girls * Ken bicyling in sweet scenery: Tony Blackburn's brain * MUSIC CLIP: Elvis Costello & the Attractions, "Oliver’s Army" (in sweet scenery) * Ken with TVs: Best (unseen) bits from part one * End of part one * Brother Lee Love: I'm Brother Lee * Captain Kremmen [S02e01p01]: Losing power * Silly Cowboy: Ms Kitty * French Marcel Wave: Naughty Hot Gossip ladies * Ken interviewing David Essex [Appeared also in Best1] * MUSIC CLIP: David Essex, "Imperial Wizard" * Ken with TVs: That wraps up the show
* Before title sequence: French Marcel Wave: Naughty Can-Can ladies in Paris * Mouth on a stick (animation): The following program * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #2 * Ken with TVs: Gay bar in Soho * Hot Gossip: "Hot Child in the City" (by Nick Gilder) * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Toilet water * Russian man: Revolution * Brother Lee Love: Hot Gossips slip and slide * Bowls, Video vault: Uncle Buck ad from Australia (with a real ad) * Fulcrum: Wonderful and terrible * Sid Snot: Intro for next music clip * MUSIC CLIP: Dave Edmunds & the Rockpile, "The Trouble Boys" (with jaming crowd) * Ken with TVs: Pie for David Essex * Silly Cowboy: Harvey Wallbanger, 4 takes * Surfer: Who needs Freddie Laker * Captain Kremmen [S02e02p01]: The Stench of Fear * Commercial time: Percy Tarower's Greatest Disco Hits with many Hot Gossip dancers * Fulcrum: Is Everett angry? * Brother Lee Love: Video Show is back again * Ken with TVs: Margaret Thatcher looks worried * MUSIC CLIP: Harry Webb aka Cliff Richard, "Green Light" * Ken with TVs: Cliffhanger
* Before title sequence: Billy the Dancing Bucket: Opening speach * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #2 * Ken with TVs and hanging Cliff Richard: 27! Correct! * Hot Gossip: "Contact" (by Edwin Starr) * French Marcel Wave: Dressing room next to one of Hot Gossip girl * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Cellophane nappy * Captain Kremmen [S02e03p01]: Relaxatron * Ken with two Hot Gossip girls in a set: Lord Thames' personal shower complex (intro for next song) * Levinsky/Sinclair, "Only Feel this Way" * Ken with TVs: Ken's mouth water * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" * End of Part One * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Logo" * Ken without set: Billy the Dancing Bucket * Sid Snot: Ballet * Bowls, Video vault: Marilyn Monroe in her first commercial * Kate Bush with low male [Ken's?] voice: I used to be Kate Bush * Kate Bush, "Wow" * French Marcel Wave: Or was it twice? * Kate Bush with low male [Ken's?] voice: God heavens! He's so sexy * Commercial time: Mightyboots with three Hot Gossip girls * Brother Lee Love: Obscene Hot Gossip * Surfer: Wave back * Ken with TVs: Behind the camera and the clamorous set * MUSIC CLIP: Thin Lizzy, "Waiting for an Alibi" * Ken with TVs: Ken kept holding not to touch the camera (before and a shortly after ending titles)
* Before title sequence: Ken as a baby in a buggy: Big jobs * Mouth on a stick (animation): The following program * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #2 * Ken out of set: A birthday of cameraman Raymond Gearing * [See also joke link to S03e06] * MUSIC CLIP: The Real Thing, "Can You Feel the Force" * French Marcel Wave: Looking at you * Angry of Mayfair: It's not funny at all * Captain Kremmen [S02e04p01]: The Raging Vegetables * Billy the Dancing Bucket: Intro for next * Hot Gossip: "Oh Happy Day" (by Roberta Kelly) * Ken with TVs: The end part * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Cup" * End of part one * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Logo" * Brother Lee Love: Carla's got a better shape * Sid Snot: Respect * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Bonnie Tyler, "My Guns Are Loaded" * French Marcel Wave: a non-popping champagne * Bowls, Video vault: Olive Beauty Soap from Japan * PARODY MUSIC CLIP: "Cold Chat", Ken with one of male Hot Gossipper * Ken with TVs: Interview with Leo Sayer * MUSIC CLIP: Leo Sayer, "Stormy Weater" * Ken with TVs: Raymond Gearing brings back a costume pie * After ending titles: Ken with TVs: Raymond Gearing with a cheap Japanese champagne
* Before title sequence: Palm Court Hotel: Intro for next * Before title sequence: PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Presley Holy and Spit, the Punk band (with The Pretenders), Variation 1 * The opening of The Kenny Everett Video Show: Speeded up version * Ken with TVs: A cosy little chat ("And now Bryan Ferry -- I meat Darts") * MUSIC CLIP: Darts, "Get It while You Can" * Angry of Mayfair: Nothing goes right today * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S02e05p01]: Dehydrated Instant Crew * French Marcel Wave: Divine Hot Gossip rack * Ken with TVs: Potato Toppers * MUSIC CLIP: The Pretenders, "Stop Your Sobbing" * Ken with TVs: End of part one and Secret of life, Hallelujah! * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" * Angry of Mayfair: Bangs camera, two takes, Variation 1 * Brother Lee Love: No part three * Black skinned Ken with TVs: Hid me wid your ryhmstick * MUSIC CLIP: The Roxy Music, "Trash" * Sid Snot: Sid Snot Action job, Variation 1 * Russian man: Solving trafic prolem * The Do-it-yourself: Bee Gees Kit * A short clip with Ken with TVs: A flasher to the Hot Gossip * Hot Gossip: "Alright now" (by Free) * Ken with TVs: Few seconds left for the scret of life * During ending titles (cut with Hot Gossip song): Angry of Mayfair: Bangs camera, Variation 2 * After ending titles: Fulcrum: Everett seems to be asking
* Before title sequence: Violinist: Violin Solo, Variation S02e06 * Ken with TVs: Ken stepping for intro the next * MUSIC CLIP: The Average White Band, "Atlantic Avenue" * French Marcel Wave: Difference between fear and panic * Sid Snot: Sneezing (two takes) * Two Kens with one big TV: Intro for next * Hot Gossip: "La Freak" (by Chic) * Ken with TVs: End of part one and contest time * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Breakie poo with teeth" * Part two with teeth in the water * Palm Court Hotel: Intro for next * PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Presley Holy and Spit, the Punk band (with The Pretenders), Variation 2 * Ken in a set of Kiki Dee: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Kiki Dee, "One Jump Ahead of the Storm" * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Crying * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S02e06p01]: W.I.N.Z. Miami * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Church" * Ken with TVs aka Eat your guest: Sardin interview (several takes) * Ken in a set with David Essex: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: David Essex "Let It Flow" * Ken with TVs: And of course the secret of life * After ending titles: Teeth in the glass: I popped my body next to the glass
* Before title sequence: Ken dressed in black: Finger and vase trick * Ken with TVs: Speeded up version of the show * Ken with TVs: Ken without a head and an intro for next [After the opening titles] * Squeeze, "Cool for Cats" * Sid Snot: Knickers * Captain Kremmen [S02e07p01]: Carla wants to see you * Silly Cowboy: Short on the rocks * French Marcel Wave (in kitchen): Hot Gossip drink * Hot Gossip: "The Eve of the War" (by Jeff Wayne, from "War of the Worlds") (during ending titles) * Ken with TVs: Tip #1: Scales in your bathroom * Angry of Mayfair: Clean fun * Ken with TVs: Time for a break, Variation "Breakie poo without head" * End of part one / Beginning of part two * Brother Lee Love: Just for you * Ken with TVs: 360 degrees disappearing head * Frankie Miller, "Good to See You" * Tinselman: Falling tinsel * Ken with TVs: Seven Up gag and intro for next song * Dean Friedman, "Rocking Chair" * Ken with TVs: Secret of Life with knocking on TV screen * After ending titles: Ken with TVs: Ken trapped inside a TV screen
* Before title sequence: Palm Court Hotel: Intro for next * Before title sequence: PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Presley Holy and Spit, the Punk band (with The Pretenders), Variation 2 * Ken with TVs with Justin Hayward: Intro for next song * MUSIC CLIP: Justin Hayward, "Marie" * French Marcel Wave: Sid Snot Action Job * Captain Kremmen [S02e08p01]: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama * Ken with green face: Intro for next * Hot Gossip: "The No.1 Song In Heaven" (by Sparks) * Ken with TVs: End of part one aka Trivia Time, Variation 1 * Angry of Mayfair: It's not funny at all * Ken with TVs: Time for a break, Variation "Breakie poo with finger up in a nose" * Silly Cowboy: Pink Lady * Ken inside bottle: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Gerry Raferty, "Night Owl" * Supercook: You'll believe a man can fry * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Bowlegged mum * Sid Snot: Picnic in woods * Video Vault: The man in the mask * Fulcrum: When Everett says, "Hello" * Brother Lee Love: More, more, more * Ken with TVs switching face from white to black several times: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Tina Turner, "Sometimes When We Touch" * Ken with TVs: Lousy closing link * During ending titles: Ken with TVs: Ken scoring for Tina Turner hugging Justin Hayward
* Before title sequence:Sid Snot: Party pieces * Two Kens with TVs: Life is a circle and Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Wings, "Goodnight Tonight" * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Fat mum * Captain Kremmen [S02e09p01]: Carla facing a gigant banana, Variation #1: Six Kremmen beginning * Surfer: Water ski * Ken with TVs: Making Hot Gossip girls with Throbotron * Hot Gossip: "Satisfaction" (by the Rolling Stones) * Ken with TVs: End of part one aka Trivia Time, Variation 2 * A short clip with Elton John, variation #4: Dreadful! * Ken with TVs: Time for a break, Variation "Breakie poo with three heads" * End of Part One: Bird takes Ken's head off * Part Two: Bird returns Ken's head back * Ken with TVs: Kennie ball * MUSIC CLIP: Rachel Sweet, "I Go to Pieces" * Commercial time: Extra Knee with three Hot Gossip girls * Surfer: Where's the surf? * Ken with TVs: Egghead * MUSIC CLIP: David Bowie, "Boys Keep Swinging" * Angry of Mayfair entering David Bowie set: I was in a war! * Ken with TVs (and with a sexy girl): Secret of life * After ending titles: Fulcrum: Everett seemed to ignoring us
* Before title sequence: Violinist without body: Violin Solo * The opening of The Kenny Everett Video Show: Teeth in a glass of water * Ken with TVs: The man in the mask, variation #1 * MUSIC CLIP: M, "Pop Music" * French Marcel Wave: A married man * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Irish baby refused to wear nappies * Kremmen [S02e10p01]: Carla facing a gigant banana, Variation #1: Skeleton beginning * Sid Snot: An argument last night * David Essex's right eye ball * MUSIC CLIP: David Essex, "Twenty Flights up" * Ken with TVs: The man in the mask, variation #2 * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Tumb" * Part break * Ken with TVs: Intro for next music clip * MUSIC CLIP: The Moody Blues, "Nights in White Satin" * Fulcrum: Communication * Commercial time: Electric meat with three Hot Gossip girls, 2 takes * Bowls, Video vault: Hot Gossip: "Supernature" (by Cerrone, 2nd shorter vers., partly location, partly studio) [Appeared also in S01e07, see also S01e01] * Ken with TVs: The end of the show and the end of the series and the secret of life * Sid Snot: Secret of life * During ending titles: French Marcel Wave makes a naughty French strip: It was me all the time!
* Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Talking about dying * Sid Snot with Katie Boyle from Eurovision and Freddie Mercury: Do your stuff, Freddie Mercury * Ken with TVs: Games you can't win * MUSIC CLIP: Gary Numan, "I Die You Die" * Angry of Mayfair: Even my umbrella is bent * Commercial time with five Hot Gossip girls: Pimple-on * Hot Gossip girl with TVs and Ken inside: Talking from inside * Hot Gossip: "Bridge over Troubled Water" (by Linda Clifford) * Ken outside the set: Thames prop department (end of part one) * Ken outside the set: Margaret Lockwood impersonation in Thames prop department (beginning of part two) * MUSIC CLIP: Shadows, "Riders in the Sky" * French Marcel Wave: There is a camel in the studio!? (Part 1) * Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e01p01]: Last time nothing happened * Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Booked into hotel * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Pretenders, "Talk of the Town" * Ken with TVs with Katie Boyle: Katie Boyle strips
* Ken with TVs: Are you worried about your weight? * Fridge wonders to stop eating: Punch / Take off plus 2 takes and Ray Cameron intro for next * Scottish Studios: Scottish fridge * MUSIC CLIP: The Boomtown Rats, "Someone's looking at you" * A short clip with Percy Fatingapart: When we design this planet * Commercial time: Flush the floor cleaner * French Marcel Wave: With a camel (Part 2) * Ken with TVs: Intro for Hot Gossip * Hot Gossip: "Another brick in the wall" (by Pink Floyd) * Ken with TVs: A new compute Thug * End of parts / More parts * Ken with TVs: Get back in your room * Sid Snot: Right up my nose * Ken with TVs: And here's something else * MUSIC CLIP: Suzi Quatro, "Mamas Boy" * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S03e02p01]: My bionic double with 40,000 volts * Ken as Mel Edmonds with TVs: I love me * PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Gary Oldman * Ken as a baby in a buggy: My father is very good provider * Silly Cowboy: Postman * Ken and Cliff Richard: A difference between a pop star and a disc jockey * MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Living Doll"
The Kenny Everett Video Show Season 3, Episode 3: Dave Edmund / Cliff Richard * Ken through staircase to TVs (with Anna Ford and Dusty Springfield): Testemonials from viewers of the last week show * MUSIC CLIP: Dave Edmund & Rockpile, "Singin' the Blues" * Angry of Mayfair: Moronic * Silly Cowboy: Dying for a drink (5 takes) * French Marcel Wave: Hot Gossip serials * Hot Gossip: "The Hardest Part" (by Blondie) * Ken with TVs: Joke about ambassador with tape recorder * End of Part * More Parts * Ken with TVs: A little burst of Shakerspeare * Sid Snot: Shakerspeare stuff * Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e03p01]: Double trouble * Ken (with an unbrella hat) with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Carrie" * Bowls, Video vault (with George the fireman): Technics ad from Japan (with a real ad) * Ken with TVs (with Anna Ford): News at Ten * Brother Lee Love: Wonder Woman * Ken with Gangsters: Meeting with Lord Thames * After ending titles: Ken in News set with Anna Ford: Help!
* Three Kens with TVs: Hello, hello, hello, and a Happy New Year! * Sid Snot with a Hot Gossip girl: A cup of coffee and two lumbs of sugar * Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Intro for Dusty Springfield * MUSIC CLIP: Dusty Springfield, "Your Love Still Brings Me to My Knees" * Commercial time: Fragropan with three times Ken as a caretaker * Scottish Studios: Taste the tartan * Kens with TVs: Intro for next * Hot Gossip: "Working Day and Night" (by Michael Jackson) * Percy Fatingapart: Scandy costumes and erotic poses * Indian meditator: Spectacles * Kens with TVs: End of part one * End of Part * More Parts * Kens with TVs: Part two * Sid Snot with David Essex: Gold watch * MUSIC CLIP: Elvis Costello, "I Can't Stand up for Falling down" * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Watch for birthday * Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Blow and bang * French Marcel Wave: The Restaurant The Naughty Snail * Bowls, Video vault: Lite beer ad from the States * Percy Fatingapart: Some sense * Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e04p01]: Outside toilet * Cowboys around Fire: The Video Show * Ken in a Set with Spots: I used to have these spots before my eyes * MUSIC CLIP: The Police, "The Bed's Too Big Without You" * Kens with TVs: Behind the bouquet * Sid Snot with a Hot Gossip girl: A cashew pie
* Empty set with TVs: Sid Snot replaces Kenny * French Marcel Wave: Your English is so strange * Angry of Mayfair: Ken has been kidnaped * MUSIC CLIP: Ellen Foley, "Stupid Girl" * Sid Snot with David Essex: Trigger bike * Indian meditator: Naked girl * Fulcrum: Success with Dick Thrust with BALLS girls * Percy Fatingapart: Turn the other cheek * Hot Gossip: "Baby Talks Dirty" (by The Knack) * Sid Snot set with TVs: With goat * The End of Part One / The Beginning of Part Two * Silly Cowboy, Priest, Marcel Wave and a host (all Kennies) with TVs: Keep Kenny Everett hostage fund * Sid Snot: Intro for David Essex * MUSIC CLIP: David Essex, "Silver Dream Machine" * Percy Fatingapart: That was David Essex * Silly Cowboy: Big Mic's dead * Kremmen of the Star Corps [S03e05p01]: This is Star Core, that's a rock, there's a cloud and that's a tree * Silly Cowboy: Beer comes right back at you * Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Bang! * PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Ken as Barbara Streitand * Angry of Mayfair with TVs: I'm not angry anymore
* Ken with TVs: Book about silly, old inventions * Three Kens without set: Burst-a-drum * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: John Williams & Sky, "Tocata" (by Johan Sebastian Bach) * Angry of Mayfair: Letters * French Marcel Wave with two Hot Gossip girls: We used to work in a Cirucs together * Bowls, Video vault: Bolts (real ad) * Hot Gossip: "Street Life" (Randy Crawford) * Ken with TVs: End of part one with a sneeze * (Something missing from here!!) * Three Kens with TVs: Playing a violin for part two * Sid Snot: Big and small piece of cake * Indian meditator: Where'd you get those eyes? * Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e06p01]: What a Pair of Baddies! * The Great Silhouetto with Suzy Quatro: A running dog * Ken with TVs with cameraman Raymond Gearing: Intro for next [Joke links to S02e04] * MUSIC CLIP: The Boomtown Rats, "Keep It Up"
* Ken with TVs: Nazal drops from Japan * Ken as a Japanese doctor without set: Intro for next * Ken without set: Instant Icemaker * Ken without set: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Suzi Quatro, "Never Been in Love" * Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Irish water pool dame * Sid Snot: Remembering school days * 30 Second Theatre: Appointment with death * Bowls, Video vault: Quiet, peaceful and lovely plus a real ad: Crunchie * Ken walks out of set: Head of saying no * Hot Gossip: "Money" (by The Flying Lizards) * Ken with TVs: I love you, Thug * Hot Gossip girl with TVs and Ken inside: Bye for end of part one * Part Two * Ken with TVs: A little bit together with Thug * French Marcel Wave: Falling down my arse again * MUSIC CLIP: 10cc, "One Two Five" * Percy Fatingapart: Lyricly a less rewarding * Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e07p01]: Thargoidia * Silly Cowboy: Act like a man * Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Irish wood worm * Angry of Mayfair: Recipes * MUSIC CLIP: Joe Jackson, "Kinda Kute" * Ken flies out of the set: Control room * During ending titles: Hot Gossip girl with TVs and Ken inside: Dancing * During ending titles (cut with prev.): Ken flies out of the set: More flying * Sid Snot: Bricks
* Before title sequence: Orson Welles: God, I hate being here * Ken with TVs: The last eight weeks we filled your screens with things like this * Orson Welles: From Harry Limes to Lager, Variation 1 plus Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: The Police, "It's alright for You" * Sid Snot: What you've got in your bag? * Commercial time (against black): Repel-a-thug with three singing Kens as Police Officers (2 takes) * Fulcrum: Hot Gossips with their almost non-existing costumes * Hot Gossip: "Rebel Rebel" (by David Bowie) * Ken with TVs: The other great end of part ones of the past * Angry of Mayfair: I refuse to see that joke plus End of part one * Orson Welles: The noisest show I've ever been on as The opening of part two * French Marcel Wave: My favourite book (2 takes) * 30 Second Theatre: The inspector called * Percy Fatingapart: What hell means to you? * MUSIC CLIP: Pete Townsend, "Rough Boys" * Percy Fatingapart: Life can't be all fun * Sid Snot: Trouble with bike * Captain Kremmen [S03e08p01]: Nymphomania * Angry of Mayfair: A picture of a fairy boat * MUSIC CLIP: Paul McCartney, "Coming Up" * Ken with TVs (during tearing down the set): Thank you for Lord Thames * After ending titles: French Marcel Wave makes a naughty French strip: It was me all the time!
With B.A. Robertson, Lennie Bennett, Mel Smith and Anna Dawson
With The Pretenders, Tom O'Connor, Anna Dawson and friends
With Hot Chocolate, Anna Dawson and friends
With Cliff Richard, Billy Connolly and friends
With Terry Wogan, Chas & Dave, Anna Dawson, Mel Smith and friends
With Dire Straits, Michael Aspel, Lionel Blair, Anna Dawson and friends
