Sketch: Sheriff Deadeye and western dandy the Handkisser (Jack Jones) scheme to steal a gold statue that the sheriff's grafting cronies are planning to erect in honor of his 20th year in office.
Music: Jack Jones sings "All I Need is the Girl," "A Day in the Life of a Fool" and "People Will Say We're in Love."
The Silent Spot: Red reprises his routine about a drunk gentleman trying to get in his front door after a long evening of partying.
